Let's Talk About Our Butts!

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for those of you who live in the US: Do you have this at home? I hope so.

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I have a severe case of WWA (White Woman Ass). Flat, bony, and uninteresting. My Other has a near deadly case of WMA (White Man Ass) and nearly has to wear suspenders to keep his pants from disgracing him every time he stands up.

There needs to be a charity for people suffering from White Peoples Ass Syndrome. It affects millions of honkeys and crackers a year, and can be completely debilitating for the recipient. The symptoms include having to wear a belt or suspenders to keep your pants up, numb legs/feet due to having little to no cushion when sitting, inability to twerk/make that ass clap, and the worst of all..... You have baggy drawers.
 
I have a severe case of WWA (White Woman Ass). Flat, bony, and uninteresting. My Other has a near deadly case of WMA (White Man Ass) and nearly has to wear suspenders to keep his pants from disgracing him every time he stands up.

There needs to be a charity for people suffering from White Peoples Ass Syndrome. It affects millions of honkeys and crackers a year, and can be completely debilitating for the recipient. The symptoms include having to wear a belt or suspenders to keep your pants up, numb legs/feet due to having little to no cushion when sitting, inability to twerk/make that ass clap, and the worst of all..... You have baggy drawers.
At least the fact that your lower half is thicc doesn’t mean finding pants that fit is difficult. No, I’m not doing this as a meme. It’s real and annoying.
 
At least the fact that your lower half is thicc doesn’t mean finding pants that fit is difficult. No, I’m not doing this as a meme. It’s real and annoying.
Nothing is worse then finding a pair of jeans that fit perfectly everywhere, then you turn to check out your was and it is all baggy and loose. Ugh.
 
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