TheUnknownAutobot
Nice username, Miss Manners... yeah, you're definitely a troll.
Welcome to being ON NOTICE by the Trollbusters. My lord the Troll Hunter is gonna LOVE you, buddy-boy.
chadgonnacockslapyou
Lol, you think you're doing something important on the internet. How cute!
Judging from your videos, you're a fat queerbait that can't even contend with my skills. Don't even try, I'm a killa on the mic and a made man on the streets.
Haters like you make me laugh, because you can't do shit either on or off the internet so you fixate on me. Go back to playing dungeons and dragons with your other fat loser friends while I write some rhymes that'll get me covered in hot asian bitches.
TheUnknownAutobot
You actually think I'm only targetting you? Oh, that's precious...
"Well, idn't that cute.... BUT IT'S WRONG!!!"
And at least I showcase MY work, such as it is. What do YOU have to show for your "talent," eh? Besides the swagger of an overconfident jackass and the social niceties of a spidermonkey in heat?
chadgonnacockslapyou
You know, instead of wasting my time on a punk ass hater like you, all I have to do is sit back and find solace in the fact that I'm not a fat queerbait nerd who obsesses over mythical creatures that rape children under bridges. Maybe you have this deep seated resentment for trolls because you were raped under a bridge as a child, who knows?
Don't hate on me because I have skills, hate yourself for not putting down the jelly doughnuts and not going to the gym.
TheUnknownAutobot
You actually think I HATE you? No, actually, you're wrong. I hate that you put down other people, and I hate that you're an arrogant, egocentric prick who thinks he's hot slag in a champagne-flute, when he's really cold exhaust-fumes in a Dixie Cup.
Lemme tell you something about all your "skills..." To me, and to the record-labels, and to anyone ELSE in the music industry you'll inevitably piss off, THEY MEAN PRECISELY DICK.
chadgonnacockslapyou
Of course you don't really hate me, your fuckin jealous and wish you could contend with my skills.
TheUnknownAutobot
No... wrong again. I completely disagree, if you don't mind.
For one thing, I'm not a rapper. Ergo, I was never in any competition with you to begin with. For another, you attracted my attention not because of your "mad skills," but because of a rather scathing and impolite comment you made on Otakuman29's channel, making it clear you think "weeaboos" are beneath you. As self-appointed "Guardian Of The Furry And Weeaboo Kindreds," this is exactly the kind of thing I stand to rid the Internet of. That and I cannot STAND hubris or arrogance. Only when one humbles himself can he ever hope to be exalted.
After listening to your track, I drew this conclusion... you're not a bad rapper. ^^ Ergo, I'm willing to extend the olive-branch of peace. Let's let by-gones be by-gones, shall we?
chadgonnacockslapyou
Fuck that, I don't get my paper with no olive branch, especially since I know this is some disingenuous shit where you'll turn around and say "HAHA, WE BEAT CHAD!!".
Keep hatin, cuz I know y'all are jealous troll motha fuckas who hate on me cuz you ain't doin shit. I'm a made man BEEEEOOOOOTTTTTCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!
STEP UP PUNK BITCH!!!!
TheUnknownAutobot
"I have made my peace gesture. The forms of kanly have been obeyed."
A shame... we might have been friends, but your ego got in the way. So much the better... you're just another man who fancies himself a god... and who will soon feel a very human chill crawl up your spine. Good day to you.
chadgonnacockslapyou
Lol, you subscribed to that trick ass tranny ho. I never figured you'd be into chicks with dicks, lmfao!!
TheUnknownAutobot
I protect people like her from arrogant lackwits like you, sir... Hello, TROLLBUSTER? I made the coat of arms as a symbol of a good and righteous endeavor, not as a cry for help, which is what YOU'RE doing.
And incidentally, it's none of your Gallifreyan bee's-wax WHO I find attractive. We are not brute beasts, constantly having to prove our sexual and territorial dominance.
chadgonnacockslapyou
That ain't no "her", but some jigallo motha fucka pretending to be a chick. I'll beat his ass with CDs on a fuckin stick, then leave that cocksucker lying half dead in Central Park like the piece of shit he is.
TheUnknownAutobot
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And that tells me you have absolutely no respect for yourself, or your fellow human beings. No appreciation of the wonderous variety this planet has to offer. People to you are naught but tools, to be used and discarded at your discretion. And you're convinced THIS attitude will get you stardom and a recording contract?
And before you hit me with this "You don't know me, motherf****er" nonsense, know this... I know merely what you bring to the table, what you present to myself and others. And thus far, you've presented nothing but spite, hatred and hubris. You consider Tony Montana to be a role model? Need I remind you that character died in a bloody gunfight after snorting his body-weight in cocaine, remembered only as a statistic? Another casualty of shady underworld dealings and a walking lesson in "crime doesn't pay?"
chadgonnacockslapyou
Lol, I didn't read what you wrote me. It was too long and probably whiny anyway. I'm gonna make a diss song on all you haters instead of wasting my energy just typing shit out to ya.
TheUnknownAutobot
<w< A troll with the attention span of Pinkie Pie on a sugarcube-bender... why does that not surprise me?
tl;dr: People hate on you 'cause you're an arrogant, rude and standoffish cockbite, not because you're the next Dr. Dre.
chadgonnacockslapyou
" Bricoleur, adventurer, hero... I am known by many titles, but my friends call me Anthos.
I am Time Lord, for I walk in eternity and dance in infinity."
Homie that's the gayest thing anyone's ever written on their channel, you sound like some queerbait ass nerd who probably collects old Star Wars toys and rubs them on your dick. Yoda don't wanna fuck some creepy ass nigga like you!!
Anthros, nigga please!! Your name's probably Steve and you live an unfulfilling life, therefore need some queerbait fantasy shit to keep you from offing yourself. You probably hate trolls just out of this fact alone. I bet some football players beat your ass crazy in high school, HAHAHAHAHA!!! I would too you queerbait!!
STEP UP PUNK BITCH!!!!!
TheUnknownAutobot
This coming from someone who fits the very description my lord the Troll Hunter once gave of trollkind-
"The chin is weak, the brow is sloped like some pre-human Piltdown Man or Cardiff Giant. The facial hair, when it exists, is not full and manly, but rather bedraggled and pubic."
I really enjoy this conversations, by Primus, I do. Because the more you open your mouth, the more ammunition for my arsenal you give me. You're ignorant, homophobic, and frankly a no-talent hack who couldn't rap his way out of a CLOUD OF COTTON CANDY.
^^ And I'm not some hip-hop poseur lashing out at anyone who isn't a lickspittle toady hanging off of his every word... I'm a costumed adventurer. I'm Green Arrow, the Scarlett Pimpernel and Darkwing Duck all rolled into one... with the Doctor's brains and Optimus Prime's courage and conviction thrown in for flavor.
I HAVE stepped up... you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.
chadgonnacockslapyou
"I'm a costumed adventurer. I'm Green Arrow, the Scarlett Pimpernel and Darkwing Duck all rolled into one... with the Doctor's brains and Optimus Prime's courage and conviction thrown in for flavor."
HAHAHHAAHAHaHA!!!! You ain't none of that shit homie, you're just some fat nerd on the internet hatin' on a guy who's infinitly more talented than you. You ain't got nothin on me, it's not like any of you cocksuckers can do much other than talk.
Talk is cheap bitch, and I'm all out of quarters. I'm through wastin my time talkin to you haters when I have an album to finish. Keep hatin all you want, but I'm not giving you haters the attention you desperately crave anymore.
chadgonnacockslapyou
Oh, and if you do so happen to get the idea to flag me down like what happened to my other accounts on this site, motha fucka I'll flag your ass and all your queerbait ass troll groupie friends. I ain't takin' none of your shit, stupid monkey minded ass nincom-fuckin-poop!!!!
TheUnknownAutobot
If I did that, I wouldn't be a Trollbuster, my friend. The Trollbusters are vigilantes, delivering an online version of "frontier justice." So far you've proven a worthy opponent... and you never cease to bring a smile to my face.
"Therefore be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not travel through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man 'til the lightning strikes."
/user/chadgonnacockslapyou
chadgonnacockslapyou
Good, so we understand each other then. So really, you can't do anything except talk. HAHAHAHA!!!! And here you motha fuckas are thinking you're Batman or some shit when in all honesty, you're just typing shit on the internet. You haters think you weild more power than you really do, stop hatin and you'll probably get ahead in life.
chadgonnacockslapyou
Lol, you subscribed to that emo queerbait apseudotragedy. Of course, I knew you were a fag by you sticking up for that tranny ho.
TheUnknownAutobot
*chuckles* Son, if that was supposed to be insulting, you'll have to try harder than that. Read a book, my friend, and stop pretending to be FiftyCent. You're more like "Penny-And-Some-Pocket-Lint" as it is.
chadgonnacockslapyou
Man, fuck Fifty Cent. I don't listen to that queer ass club shit. My rhymes are inspired more by Atmosphere and Bone Thugs motha fucka, check yoself before you break yoself!!!!
STEP UP PUNK BITCH!!!
TheUnknownAutobot
That's the problem with you wannabe gangsta-rappers... no sense of humor.
Maybe if you listened to Weird Al Yankovic, or Spike Jones And His City Slickers, you wouldn't be wound so tight. I know "Corona" by The Minutemen, AKA the theme from MTV's Jackass, always puts a smile on MY face.
chadgonnacockslapyou
You jackin off to ponies puts a smile on your face you sick ass pedophile motha fucka!! You're a goddamn queer ass child rapist!!
TheUnknownAutobot
More asinine assumptions... didn't you get the memo?
When you ASSUME, you only make an ASS out of U and ME.
chadgonnacockslapyou
You speakin some Gary Busey shit now, speak english motha fucka or I'm gonna get Samuel L Jackson on your junkie ass. Stop hiting the crack pipe, go to the gym and quit jacking off to children!
TheUnknownAutobot
"Excuse me, stewardess! I speak Jive!"
Obviously I'm casting pearls before swine here... so dig the wax out of your ears and listen up. You're making light of what I like and what I fave on this site, calling me all sorts of derogatory things, not a one of which is true... and you still want to command respect in the "rap game?" Primus... no one respects an arrogant douchebag, son.
Stop hatin' if ya wanna stop bein' hated. That's all I've been trying to tell you.
chadgonnacockslapyou
Some dude called me a nigger, I feel as if I've completed a right of passage.
SeanStrife (1 hour ago)
Let us review a few facts, shall we? Justin Bieber has more talent than you do. Any one of your "raps" that you have on here easily make "Friday" by Rebecca Black sound like Stairway to Heaven by comparison. And deep down, I think you know this is true, and that's why you're picking fights with all of us: you realize you have nothing going for you.
You have no talent as a rapper, no talent as a music producer, and you have zero marketability. I hate to break it to you, but in today's music industry: marketability takes precedence over talent. How else did Justin Bieber get to be the phenomenon he is now, despite his shaky vocals and asinine lyrics? He's marketable! You act like a douchebag, yet you look like your average neckbeared hipster douchenozzle. Compound that with your lack of talent as a musician, and kid, you aren't going anywhere but down from here.
Oh sure, we Trollbusters are having our fun with you right now, but what'll happen once we get bored of you and leave you be? You'll come CRAWLING to us and try to provoke us to continue to make you feel more relevant than you need to be. The fact of the matter is this: you act like you're some hotshot up-and-comer when you're a fucking nobody. You act like a hardened thug when in reality, you're just another neckbeared hipster attention whore.
Now I guarantee you're gonna bombard my profile with nonstop comments calling me a faggot, a nerd, a loser, a "hater", or whatever, and really, I'm breaking my own ethics unblocking you and venting all of this out on you, because I really shouldn't be wasting my time on somebody who can't keep up with me on a creative or intellectual level. But chad, you have GOT to be put in your place. Now whether you're smart enough to realize this or not (and I highly doubt you are), is up in the air, but I'd be willing to bet after this post right here, you'll fire back with your generic, infantile insults flung at me like monkey feces. But this will be my last post right here: your rhymes are weak and your disses are whack, you ain't even hittin' my knees while you're aiming for my sack.
I'm done.
TheUnknownAutobot
Yeah... I think the TrollChaser, SeanStrife, took you to school, bro. And *I* was actually trying to be NICE to you.
But he's right about one thing... once I'm done with you and move on to the next troll-douchenozzle standing in line, you'll come crawling to this Autobot, BEGGING me to engage you in another verbal duel... all 'cause "haters make you famous." Hate to break it to ya, son... but making it ANYWHERE takes three things, all of which you lack.
1.Talent.
2.Hard Work.
3. Meeting The Right People At Random And Not Pissing Them Off.
chadgonnacockslapyou (1 hour ago)
Lol, took me to school? If it takes some stupid ass 5 paragraphs to talk shit about me, he ain't winning shit!!
You have a warped perception of what ownage is, and either way I don't even give a fuck what you stupid ass haters have to say. I'm coming up smelling like roses at the end of the day while y'all reek of stinky 7/11 paki motha fuckas. You can't change the fact that I'm better than you and none of you can contend with me.
Trolls like you paved the way for Soulja Boy's faggot ass, now it's time that they pave the way for me. And no, I ain't dependent on none of you trick ass motha fuckas, me and my main man PC are hitting fresh new targets to spread the name of Chad and mark my words, you'll be bowing at my feet like I'm the motha fuckin king.
chadgonnacockslapyou
Oh, and you're still a queer for watching pony shit. Just putting that out there you fat turd
TheUnknownAutobot
Is... is there an echo in here? 'Cause you keep regurgitating the same tired argument and the same tired catchphrases over and over and over.
Learn to tell the difference between trolling and negative comments, Piltdown Gangsta. Besides, if seek you a true troll, you need only look into the beady-eyed, pasty, neckbearded face staring back at you in the mirror.
Of COURSE it took Sean five paragraphs to pwn you... because just as real men can watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and not have it diminish their masculinity one iota, REAL MEN TALK IN COMPLETE SENTENCES, USING WORDS WITH MORE THAN ONE SYLLABLE.
Where's your crown, King Nothing?
