Tacky Clothes of Tumblr

[edgy username]

Why is her shirt wet?

She's probably gotten the most exercise she's had in decades trying to find an angle to take a picture.

because it's not in the name of social justice unless you add "straight boy" in your overused argument somewhere

and i'm wondering why she thought this was a good idea exactly?

unsurprisingly (s)he has "queer" somewhere in (her?) url

 

[Meowthkip]

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unsurprisingly (s)he has "queer" somewhere in (her?) url

Speaking as someone who wears a lot of denim...

That's a lot of denim.

 

[LtCucumber]

Speaking as someone who wears a lot of denim...

That's a lot of denim.

Double (or more) denim is a sin and needs to be stopped. Please. My eyes.

 

[Hummingbird]

This is a pic from a guy who was huffy that stories don't carry clothes for non-binary femmes like him so he makes his own.

 

[Meowthkip]

This is a pic from a guy who was huffy that stories don't carry clothes for non-binary femmes like him so he makes his own.

I think he might have made the sleeves a little bit too long.

 

[SpaceRanger]

My theory is that he's got them long sleeves to motivate himself to grow out his arms longer, that way he can reach up into the trees and pick as many bananas as he pleases.

 

[Meowthkip]

My theory is that he's got them long sleeves to motivate himself to grow out his arms longer, that way he can reach up into the trees and pick as many bananas as he pleases.

He does seem very fond of bananas...

 

[Wabbu]

They don't wanna date your bed bound ass, get over it.

This is a pic from a guy who was huffy that stories don't carry clothes for non-binary femmes like him so he makes his own.

Honestly, I could see this in some runway, but if you wear this to go down the street to buy bread, that's the problem

 

[Red Hood]

This is a pic from a guy who was huffy that stories don't carry clothes for non-binary femmes like him so he makes his own.

Who are those arms made for? In case you get mutated with a Resident Evil virus that makes your arm into a noodly tentacle?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Who are those arms made for?

Nonbinary femmes apparently

 

[DiscountLiquor]

Time for some #fatshion

Spoiler

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Time for some #fatshion

Spoiler

Oh...I actually like the print of that last dress, very 60s/70s psychedelic...I wish it was a little less highlighter-color...
But I do not like it on that body, with that purse and those leggings and that jacket. That's a modeling/aesthetic/ad campaign kind of print, not an everyday thing.

 

[LtCucumber]

Oh...I actually like the print of that last dress, very 60s/70s psychedelic...I wish it was a little less highlighter-color...
But I do not like it on that body, with that purse and those leggings and that jacket. That's a modeling/aesthetic/ad campaign kind of print, not an everyday thing.

I'd say that it's a thing about choosing colours and styles to fit your body type. Those colours aren't exactly "slimming". They're not flattering on her. Sure you can have the born in the wrong generation nostalgia trip aesthetic going on, but if it's not a good look, it's not a good look. I get that darker, more slimming colours aren't for everyone, but an eyesore like that is multiple sins stacked on top of one another, with no flattering colours or even any other colours to break it up a bit.

I can't say I'm a fashion expert on what looks good on different body types, however it's very glaringly obvious when something is unflattering and sometimes borderline ugly on someone due to their body type.

 

[Wabbu]

The dress and the purse are...Salvageable

 

[Meowthkip]

They don't wanna date your bed bound ass, get over it.

Honestly, I could see this in some runway, but if you wear this to go down the street to buy bread, that's the problem

He only buys banana bread.

 

[Lez]

They don't wanna date your bed bound ass, get over it.

Honestly, I could see this in some runway, but if you wear this to go down the street to buy bread, that's the problem

You could fit some baguettes in those sleeves.

 

[Nyoom frame]

This is a pic from a guy who was huffy that stories don't carry clothes for non-binary femmes like him so he makes his own.

This dude looks like the one live action actor in some silly toddler program where all the other characters are puppets or cartoons and they try to make him as wacky and clownish as possible.

Spoiler: Mspaint edit

 

[neverendingmidi]

Who are those arms made for? In case you get mutated with a Resident Evil virus that makes your arm into a noodly tentacle?

It’s advertising that he escaped from the loony bin. Quick! Catch him and knot them around him before he hurts himself or others!

 

[Hummingbird]

Wanna see some more from that guy?

 

[Ruin]

Can I press charges against this guy for raping my eyeballs?