Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor of Autism]

I fear if bob gets into ruling power of any kind over a nation, he will somehow turn it into a 3rd world facist dictatorship(reminicent of modern day SJW 3rd reich) regardless of any laws/democratic/constistuonal amendments designed to prevent that... and somehow he'll claim its a antifascist utopia where the superior reign.... i really wanna see bob's version of "A Girl Who Brought Down the World".

The day Bob gets any ruling power is as likely as him stopping his SJW agenda

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Also, While we're at it. TLJ got a scathing 47% , while Phantom Menace got 59% ... That's gotta hurt.

I bet you that would piss off Bob a lot. One thing Phantom Menace has over The Last Jedi is that although it had a sketchy backstory to the lore of Star Wars, at least it didn't tarnish the legacy of the originals. Plus, the film overall has better action sequences than anything The Last Jedi had.


Also, this would get Bob's blood boiling. But I would prefer Jar Jar Binks over Rey. At least he had more personality than her.

 

[Plissken]

I bet you that would piss off Bob a lot. One thing Phantom Menace has over The Last Jedi is that although it had a sketchy backstory to the lore of Star Wars, at least it didn't tarnish the legacy of the originals. Plus, the film overall has better action sequences than anything The Last Jedi had.


Also, this would get Bob's blood boiling. But I would prefer Jar Jar Binks over Rey. At least he had more personality than her.

TFW a character with a grating voice who makes poop jokes throughout the movie is a better character than the 'Strong Female' lead in the newer movies...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

TFW a character with a grating voice who makes poop jokes throughout the movie is a better character than the 'Strong Female' lead in the newer movies...

I know that feeling too. I got a feeling people will still be talking about Jar Jar more than Rey five years from now. Hell, that two headed race character is more memorable.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Speaking of "exceptional bullshit"...

Well, there goes my enjoyment of Infinity War.

(P.S. Please stop with the fftopic: Star Wars sperging.)

 

[Lensherr]

I bet you that would piss off Bob a lot. One thing Phantom Menace has over The Last Jedi is that although it had a sketchy backstory to the lore of Star Wars, at least it didn't tarnish the legacy of the originals. Plus, the film overall has better action sequences than anything The Last Jedi had.


Also, this would get Bob's blood boiling. But I would prefer Jar Jar Binks over Rey. At least he had more personality than her.

Nah man, that’s just your nostalgia talking.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Speaking of "exceptional bullshit"...
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Well, there goes my enjoyment of Infinity War.
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(P.S. Please stop with the fftopic: Star Wars sperging.)

Man so easy to be nasty to women who’s political opinion you disagree with, ehh Bob? Deep down you’re an incel and a misogynist, you hate women because they won’t fuck you.

 

[Zaryiu]

I really think Bob is personally the worst cow in my opinion, he's is everything i hate congealed into one mass of fat and failure

 

[Brother Wind]

I bet you that would piss off Bob a lot. One thing Phantom Menace has over The Last Jedi is that although it had a sketchy backstory to the lore of Star Wars, at least it didn't tarnish the legacy of the originals. Plus, the film overall has better action sequences than anything The Last Jedi had.


Also, this would get Bob's blood boiling. But I would prefer Jar Jar Binks over Rey. At least he had more personality than her.

The other day someone brought up this kind of nonsense. It only furthers these lolcows point that they have a bunch of people trying to actively stymie them. It gives a face to their weird paranoia of "those people who disagree with me".

And what more is, this feels like some weird combination of powerleveling and A-Logging. Because you're trying to write this whole reality in which Moviebob is wrong 100% of the time. And you don't need to lose 100% to be a loser. It just matters in the important ways. And Moviebob fucking sucks ass enough at life without us making fantasy scenarios for him to suck at, like saying Jar Jar Binks was better than Rey.

I'm sorry if this is overstepping my bounds, but I've always thought of this place as a zoo to watch these people be fuck ups. But I often find sometimes looking at my fellow audience members to be just as strange.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I really think Bob is personally the worst cow in my opinion, he's is everything i hate congealed into one mass of fat and failure

Bob is certainly the least self-aware cow on this board. He really thinks that scuzzy, Carrottop-looking female comedian who tore into Sarah Huckabee Sanders during the press dinner was performing a valuable service for the cause of leftism? I guarantee that performance caused many a Democrat to reevaluate their position. It was a disgusting display that will ultimately hurt the current Democratic party.

In order for a tactic to be valuable, you have to evaluate its potential effectiveness. If you hate a bear and want to defeat it, I guarantee a large gauge rifle is more effective than a sharpened stick. If you don't like rifles on principle or feel you're not up to shooting one, then you've pretty much exhausted all safe avenues of attack and would do best to leave the bear alone. Bob would be the kind of person who would grab the sharpened stick and start poking, thinking that his good intentions and virtue will defeat the bear, because to Bob, those things alone SHOULD be able to defeat the bear. In a righteous world where good is rewarded and the good guys win, victory will happen regardless of what tactics are used, because history is always on the side of the heroes. This is what every video game and TV show that Bob has ever watched has told him - that he is the protagonist in the movie called "His Life" and that his plot armor will protect him from consequences.

News flash, Bob! You need the mayonnaise ghouls' labor and ingenuity to produce the lifestyle that sustains you. As much as you hate them, they hold a considerable amount of power, about 80 percent of the arable land, and most of the guns . Unless you have a nuclear arsenal at your disposal and a magic-resource-making machine on the moon, then you're going to either need them, or will face hostility (and possibly violence) from them if you openly advocate for their destruction.

But you go ahead and keep poking that bear, Bob. I'm sure nothing will happen....

 

[Red Hood]

Bob is certainly the least self-aware cow on this board. He really thinks that scuzzy, Carrottop-looking female comedian who tore into Sarah Huckabee Sanders during the press dinner was performing a valuable service for the cause of leftism? I guarantee that performance caused many a Democrat to reevaluate their position. It was a disgusting display that will ultimately hurt the current Democratic party.

In order for a tactic to be valuable, you have to evaluate its potential effectiveness. If you hate a bear and want to defeat it, I guarantee a large gauge rifle is more effective than a sharpened stick. If you don't like rifles on principle or feel you're not up to shooting one, then you've pretty much exhausted all safe avenues of attack and would do best to leave the bear alone. Bob would be the kind of person who would grab the sharpened stick and start poking, thinking that his good intentions and virtue will defeat the bear, because to Bob, those things alone SHOULD be able to defeat the bear. In a righteous world where good is rewarded and the good guys win, victory will happen regardless of what tactics are used, because history is always on the side of the heroes. This is what every video game and TV show that Bob has ever watched has told him - that he is the protagonist in the movie called "His Life" and that his plot armor will protect him from consequences.

News flash, Bob! You need the mayonnaise ghouls' labor and ingenuity to produce the lifestyle that sustains you. As much as you hate them, they hold a considerable amount of power, about 80 percent of the arable land, and most of the guns . Unless you have a nuclear arsenal at your disposal and a magic-resource-making machine on the moon, then you're going to either need them, or will face hostility (and possibly violence) from them if you openly advocate for their destruction.

But you go ahead and keep poking that bear, Bob. I'm sure nothing will happen....

Bob doesn't have a nuclear arsenal at his disposal, thank God. Though I imagine he's probably a biohazard if he has Mexican food.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It IS getting better reception. Mind you, Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score isn't the best metric, but it gives you an idea. Black Panther 79%, Infinity War 93% .

Also, While we're at it. TLJ got a scathing 47% , while Phantom Menace got 59% ... That's gotta hurt.

For those asking what critics are saying... You really going to trust a paid shill? Both Movie and Game critics are laughably awful and give things way too high of a score on average.

I rate this post 9 out of 10, complete crap.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Whizzing on Dracula.

I really think Bob is personally the worst cow in my opinion, he's is everything i hate congealed into one mass of fat and failure

We cover pedophiles and Neo-Nazis. Bob's a drop in the ocean by comparison.

 

[Mola Ram]

Whizzing on Dracula.
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We cover pedophiles and Neo-Nazis. Bob's a drop in the ocean by comparison.

He gets so many things wrong about the actual Dracula novel that I await his take on Lord of the Rings with fear and trembling.

And yes, Bob, chiefly because he doesn't actually do anything but bitch and snipe and cut and expound on Twitter, is one of the less harmful cows, all said and done. That doesn't make him any less irritating. His hot take on the WHCD is a perfect example. He's too stupid to understand that Michelle Wolf's routine was so over the line that it's actually damaging causes he supports, and he's too stubborn about being a complete asshole to people he disagrees with even for other people to ratchet it down a notch or two.

That Trump and the Republicans are "bad people who deserve bad things" is secondary, really. Bob is an angry, bitter jerk, and all he's doing is making rationalizations for continuing to be an angry, bitter jerk instead of improving his own attitude. But I suppose we can take a lot of solace in the fact he hasn't actually killed anyone or bilked people out of their cash besides his Patreon supporters.

 

[Bungleboy]

That Dracula thread just reaffirms my conviction Bob has never read a book in his entire goddamn life

 

[cypocryphy]

Could even Bob start to get bored of the MCU? Would he even admit it?

 

[Positron]

Could even Bob start to get bored of the MCU? Would he even admit it?

In one of his rare moments of clarity, he did admit to finding MCU formulaic:

So the answers to your questions are 1) he is already sort of bored by the MCU but 2) he would only admit it when his blood glucose level is normal-ish and his Overladies aren't breathing down his neck.

 

[Mola Ram]

That Dracula thread just reaffirms my conviction Bob has never read a book in his entire goddamn life

It's not just me, right? He blew major parts of the actual novel.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here's a new "Good Enough Movie" video about The Thin Man from 1934.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's not just me, right? He blew major parts of the actual novel.

Let me enlighten you with some news, friendo. Dracula ain't real. There, now I have to get back to my job because I don't have time for small brain activities like """reading"""

Don't @ me