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A Random said:
You don't need to think to write inane fetish shit.
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Eurotrash soccer fags and Shakira. Plus a few names I'm guessing are celebrity has-beens. (Melissa Jimenez? Who's that?) All as BDSM angels.

The cool thing about stuff like this is that is that it offers the perfect rebuttal for me ever accepting solipsism. Doubtless I'm exceptional in my own way, but there's no way in hell this could have come out of my mind.
 
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Reynard said:
Of what, though? I recognize none of the names (could be my fault, though).
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Football. It says in the tags on the original image.

By football I mean what Americans refer to as "soccer".
 
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LOL, 52 pages of fanfiction for a shitty animated movie with wolves that look like this...
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You forgot to implement "all".

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LagoonaBlue said:
I really hope there's no bestiality in there.
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Yeaaaah about that.

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That "Forever With An Human" is exactly that, and a "slowburn romance" one at that. It's written by a guy who has a young daughter (only know this because he puts in "chapter" author's notes explaining his lack of updates).
 
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NARPASSWORD said:
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LOL, 52 pages of fanfiction for a shitty animated movie with wolves that look like this...
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I remember a reviewer I used to watch (will probably check back because I liked him) did reviews of the entire series. While he's got his own moments of cringe and 'tism, he did a good job at explaining why it doesn't work (namely the sequels) and standing his ground against the autism that was the Alpha and Omega fandom. Apparently he even referenced a fic someone wrote where one of the pups started making one character who was an adult pregnant with so many wolf babies, and how he wishes he was making that up.

Regardless, I think it's worth noting just how weird this fandom is, and that it might be worth looking into for some nice milk.
 
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NARPASSWORD said:
We should have a community watch for the Alpha and Omega fandom, TBH.
Because when you're shunned even by other furries, your fandom deserves a thread here.
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I'd happily make a thread on them with a bit of help (IRL stuff has me a bit busy, so it might take until next week), as I have a little story from when I was going through my FA watch list and found some vile shit that make me unwatch the mother fucker that involved A&O.

Most of it has to do with how the people's arguments are easily dismantled, they hold it as if it's a religious artifact, and that they're legit good movies. You're allowed to have that opinion (as wrong as it is), but these people act like expressing your distaste for the movies as a personal attack. These aren't people who see them as guilty pleasures or that they're so bad they're good movies; they legit think these are quality entertainment with no flaws.
 
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Reynard said:
I'd happily make a thread on them with a bit of help (IRL stuff has me a bit busy, so it might take until next week), as I have a little story from when I was going through my FA watch list and found some vile shit that make me unwatch the mother fucker that involved A&O.

Most of it has to do with how the people's arguments are easily dismantled, they hold it as if it's a religious artifact, and that they're legit good movies. You're allowed to have that opinion (as wrong as it is), but these people act like expressing your distaste for the movies as a personal attack. These aren't people who see them as guilty pleasures or that they're so bad they're good movies; they legit think these are quality entertainment with no flaws.
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Please do this. They're possibly the only fandom more autistic than Smash Bros., Star Wars, Sonic, anime, and even Undertale.
 
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This one woman is absolutely obsessed with sneezing fetish fics

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Want to know how many fics out of 269 feature sneezing? 216.
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I hope this fits, it's not exactly ultrahot insert marysue oc dribble, but I found it pretty disturbing.
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Where was Danny!? He was just playing with his blocks on the carpet! She jumped up and called out,''Danny! Where did you go?'' She waited for his answer but received none. That was when she got up and put down her book. She had a gut feeling where her son was now. She walked to the bedroom that her and her husband shared. She peeked around the corner to see Danny on his lap.

She listened to their conversation.

''Did your mother ever say that to you? That I would hurt you?''

''No dad.''

''You sure?''

''Yes dad.'' Danny answered softly.

''I love you Danny. I love you more than anything else in the whole world. I'd never do anything to hurt ya. Never! You know that don't ya?'' Jack replies softly coaxing him on with a smile.

''Yes Dad.'' The boy replies.

''Good.'' Jack whispers before leaning into the boy and pressing his mouth against his firmly. The boy just sat there and let his father kiss him. Wendy had a feeling that this was going on but to see it first hand was too much. She let out a scream of horror,''Danny! Come here!''

Jack jumps up and then scowls at her balling up his fist,''You.'' He said bitterly.

Wendy pulled Danny to her and then said quickly,''Run away okay Danny! Run!''

The boy obliged not knowing what else to do.

Wendy let out a sob,''Why? Why Jack why!? He is our son!''
I like how the tags don't mention pedophilia :suffering:
 
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