DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nurse Ratchet]

I refuse to believe that our exceptional princess is anything resembling a full-grown adult if he is now trying to make his name into a ban meme.

I really need this feg to be like 14 years old & homeschooled. Please. I'm going to be very upset if he's 30.

 

[Long time lurker]

I really need this feg to be like 14 years old & homeschooled. Please. I'm going to be very upset if he's 30.

I'm inclined to believe Mrs Waggins is old enough to drink, and has been so for some time now.

On another note, could anyone post the link to the website where we can see chatlogs?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

ROFFLES, I just popped into twitch to see if Lady S was schitzing out, I didn't catch who the user was talking to, but someone just said "if I kicked Phil in the nuts, you'd probably lose teeth."


Lolololol


Otherwise, boring.

 

[neger psykolog]

Hypothetically, should his youtube be purged of inactive accounts or he had to start a new one, what would his subscriber numbers look like legitimately? Because its 180k now and I honestly cant see it being past a very generous 10k at very best. His numbers, on every platform, seem inflated beyond his actual appeal by far.

1-2000 subs. Maybe he'd hit 10k after 6 months if he was lucky.

I think the only reason he got so many subs is because his videos were commonly suggested by YouTube when he started it meaning he got millions of views. He'd have a real hard time sticking out now.

 

[PieceofShet]

Hypothetically, should his youtube be purged of inactive accounts or he had to start a new one, what would his subscriber numbers look like legitimately? Because its 180k now and I honestly cant see it being past a very generous 10k at very best. His numbers, on every platform, seem inflated beyond his actual appeal by far.

Just imagine... lets say he gets a generous 1000 views on every not-part1 videos... that measn 179000 people let his or her subbox spammed with 20+ videos everyday, and just let them sit there, while watching other videos... and not unsubbing. I would say he has like 15k subs thats active. Probably less.

 

[MidUSA]

Just imagine... lets say he gets a generous 1000 views on every not-part1 videos... that measn 179000 people let his or her subbox spammed with 20+ videos everyday, and just let them sit there, while watching other videos... and not unsubbing. I would say he has like 15k subs thats active. Probably less.

I imagine a vast majority of those 180k accounts are abandoned.

 

[SleepyNibba]

Told you Guys Sigrun would wreck his shit, hes getting so mad.

 

[rizlajizzla]

"Strung out on Twitch's high, views hitting an all time low."

time and again i tell myself
i'll sleep well tonight
but the little detractors keep following me
(oh no not again)
i'm stuck with a bottle of gin
i'm salty, hope you're salty too
one flash of light
but i was blocking there

i never did dumb things
i never did bad things
i never did anything just for the views
want some cheers to beat the boss
wanna pubg right now

onions to onions
acks to ack'ses
we know DSP hates taxes
eating burgers and fries
angry at pewdiepie

I tried for so long to make 'fatness to fatness, gout to gouty, we know Dsp's a ____ty' work but I was not backing a winner there.

Goddamnit people, this is something beautiful. We've gone from 90's sci-fi to Babylon 5, through David Bowie and back to Lovecraft in two days. I dare someone to link Phil to Dr Strangelove, The Mighty Boosh and Andy Kaufman in one metanerdgasm referencorama. Extra points for including The Prisoner or Discworld. We're all autistic down here.

That was yet another time. Once he smoked weed, but it was laced with something, and he blacked out and passed out until 5pm the next day. Lost a whole day and had to go to dinner with his friend's parents later.

So his oregano was laced with tictacs?

 

[Wing Zero]

Told you Guys Sigrun would wreck his shit, hes getting so mad.

Sigrun getting some payback for Ludwig and Maria. Let's see if she can top the current Champion Gundyr.

 

[Clop]

I checked Phil's stream last night and Mrs Waggins was having a blast. After banning someone Mrs began to brag about "getting swagged" (= getting their posts deleted/person banned from chat). He then proceeded to try to turn it into a meme.

And here I thought LTG was as bad as that kind of mentality could get.

 

[Dragoonism]

Told you Guys Sigrun would wreck his shit, hes getting so mad.

And he accuses FromSoft for making the boss fights harder by not making flat walls...

Edit:
Oh, he is about to rage quit Sigrun and blames it on the game is cheating!

And here I thought LTG was as bad as that kind of mentality could get.

No, i would still say that LTGs chat is worse than DSP, but not by far!

 

[Preferred Penne]

"Swag" is another one of those words (along with "hype") that has been hijacked by colossal faggots and made unbearable.

 

[johnny5150]

I can't wait to see how many videos Phil is going to upload for this unbeatablefight against this valkyrie

 

[Wurstbrot]

and blames it on the game is cheating!

Really? Never heard that before. Gimme a minute, just need to name any playthrough he ever did. Phil invents himself new every day, ho ho.
If someone would make a soundboard based of Phil's usual vocal crap you could easily dub any game. Should have worked for him when his part 1 was muted.

 

[PieceofShet]

"Swag" is another one of those words (along with "hype") that has been hijacked by colossal faggots and made unbearable.

It was unbearable before... A joke. She can take it.

 

[Dragoonism]

"NOOOOOOOOO! She did the instant kill! I had her, i had her, i had her, but she cheated!"
Who blames a game for cheating?

Really? Never heard that before. Gimme a minute, just need to name any playthrough he ever did. Phil invents himself new every day, ho ho.
If someone would make a soundboard based of Phil's usual vocal crap you could easily dub any game. Should have worked for him when his part 1 was muted.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/626984
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/557835

Old but fun!

Edit:
OMG, he blamed his TV for not being able to dodge Sigrun's moves...

 

[BallBuster]

"NOOOOOOOOO! She did the instant kill! I had her, i had her, i had her, but she cheated!"
Who blames a game for cheating?


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/626984
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/557835

Old but fun!

Edit:
OMG, he blamed his TV for not being able to dodge Sigrun's moves...

In the 5 minutes I watched him fail, he blamed the camera, the game cheating, and his old TV for him sucking. This what idiots throw quarters at.

 

[Drip Feed]

Blaming all his peripherals so he can make some sort of pre stream asking for all this shit, a new pad, a new tv, a new ps4, its all part of the plan.

 

[Dragoonism]

In the 5 minutes I watched him fail, he blamed the camera, the game cheating, and his old TV for him sucking. This what idiots throw quarters at.

"Snooooort! Unlike those other untalented streamers who calls themselves gamers, i actually have skill at playing video games and i also give you a serious adult stream since im no clown like those other guys!"

Everytime i go on his stream it is almost that i forget that he is older than me since he behaves and sounds like someone more than half my age...

 

[Drip Feed]

The adrenaline rush from that fight was so much for him that hes shaking, fuck his body is ruined when thats the only adrenaline rush he gets.