Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Random]

Odds are good he'd think Coptic means "Muslim", or "Jew", or anything but "white person".

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Here's a question, what would Bob think if a Coptic Christian escaped the attacks in Egypt by emmigrating to America? Would they be considered "white" in his eyes? Or would he just be tight lipped?

Are you kidding? Bob likely doesn't even know the Copts exist.

 

[Done]

Bob has very unrealistic expectations of space travel and odd presumptions about where our tech needs to go. While space travel is certainly a long term issue butwe really don't have the tech to be out their in any meaningful way for resoarces for at least 50 years on. As for Benzos and frankly, bob I can think of a way more valid investment than moonwheat

What? Give money to this so-called poor man when he could return to being an obsolete spot welder? That's nonsense, friendo.

I see why you think that there's a moral contradiction in the above photos, hell, I actually agree with your views, but I honestly don't see why you're expecting Bob to comprehend said contradiction, you've basically summarized his entire life goal/dream/fantasy in like, 2-3 photos. He might even call us stupid for not seeing how well it all flows together!

 

[Gordon Cole]

wow, he can't even talk about Mister Rogers without shittalking people he doesn't like.

 

[Flexo]

Having finally seen Avengers 3, I just want to say I'll be extremely disappointed in all of you if we don't later make Thanos/Bob memes.

Like...

"one is a murderous insane dude who wants to wipe out half of all known life to improve things, and the other is a movie character with both of his feet."

 

[The Lawgiver]

Having finally seen Avengers 3, I just want to say I'll be extremely disappointed in all of you if we don't later make Thanos/Bob memes.

Like...

"one is a murderous insane dude who wants to wipe out half of all known life to improve things, and the other is a movie character with both of his feet."

I'm surprised there haven't been any thanos bob edits yet considering thanos has existed before this movie.

 

[thismanlies]

wow, he can't even talk about Mister Rogers without shittalking people he doesn't like.
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Remember that scene in A Clockwork Orange where the main character is tied to a chair and forced to watch hardcore rape films until his criminal behavior is cured?

I wonder if forcing Bob to watch episodes of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood would have the same effect. But only instead of him having an aversion to criminal activities, he quits being a cunt on social media.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Remember that scene in A Clockwork Orange where the main character is tied to a chair and forced to watch hardcore rape films until his criminal behavior is cured?

I wonder if forcing Bob to watch episodes of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood would have the same effect. But only instead of him having an aversion to criminal activities, he quits being a cunt on social media.

Really all that is needed is for some blue-collar welder who is infinitely more valuable than Bob goes to hear Bob's ramblings one too many times and decides to cold cock Fascist Fatass in the face to send a few teeth a flying and help Bob gain perspective.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Assuming the Fox deal goes through, I wonder if Bob would audition for the role of Blob in MCU's X-Men (though he talks like a severely brain-damaged Magneto most of the time.) He was born for the role!

 

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Really all that is needed is for some blue-collar welder who is infinitely more valuable than Bob goes to hear Bob's ramblings one too many times and decides to cold cock Fascist Fatass in the face to send a few teeth a flying and help Bob gain perspective.

That'd just make him claim victim status and double down on his bullshit.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

That'd just make him claim victim status and double down on his bullshit.

Remember, Bob's greatest joy in life is the anger and distress he causes in other people. It's his source of Narcissistic supply, and getting his face stomped would only be a red badge of courage he could wave around to demonstrate the rightness of his beliefs.

Now if you want to make Bob mad, mock him. Point him out as the globulous fraud that he is and taunt him at every turn. Call him fat. Say he has no feet. Call him fat. Point out his inconsistencies and poor logic. Call him fat. Make him afraid to poke his head out on twitter.

Oh, and remember above all else, to call him fat.

 

[[username]]

Remember, Bob's greatest joy in life is the anger and distress he causes in other people. It's his source of Narcissistic supply, and getting his face stomped would only be a red badge of courage he could wave around to demonstrate the rightness of his beliefs.

Now if you want to make Bob mad, mock him. Point him out as the globulous fraud that he is and taunt him at every turn. Call him fat. Say he has no feet. Call him fat. Point out his inconsistencies and poor logic. Call him fat. Make him afraid to poke his head out on twitter.

Oh, and remember above all else, to call him fat.

Just call him Bob to his face. He hates it when strangers speak with familiarity, apparently.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

wow, he can't even talk about Mister Rogers without shittalking people he doesn't like.
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Do NOT drag Rogers into your hate spewing bullshit, Chipman. If he was rolling his grave right now. It would be for a asshole using him to do the same thing HE WAS AGAINST.

 

[Anonimo]

Assuming the Fox deal goes through, I wonder if Bob would audition for the role of Blob in MCU's X-Men (though he talks like a severely brain-damaged Magneto most of the time.) He was born for the role!

Maybe he could audition for Toad instead? Let's assume they're going with the early characterization in this version, but instead of making him a hunchback, he's just a fat man with toad-like features.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's still trying to defend the Transformers movie.

Or maybe they made shitty, overpriced guitars and overexerted themselves while being ran by an angry asshole who had no idea what he was doing.

P.S. We coincidentally have a thread about the Gibson bankruptcy.

BONUS: Bob on a podcast talking about...1984.

Fucking incredible.

http://www.cinemaspection.com/2018/05/episode-68-nineteen-eighty-four.html

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob on a podcast talking about...1984.

Fucking incredible.

http://www.cinemaspection.com/2018/05/episode-68-nineteen-eighty-four.html

But the real question is if his take on the story is worse than Hillary's. Her idea that 1984 was about fake news making you not trust authority figures is the complete opposite of 1984.

 

[Flexo]

Now if you want to make Bob mad, mock him. Point him out as the globulous fraud that he is and taunt him at every turn. Call him fat. Say he has no feet. Call him fat. Point out his inconsistencies and poor logic. Call him fat. Make him afraid to poke his head out on twitter.

Given other reactions, it looks like the best reaction to Bob is either "shut up" or "who are you?" Condescend to him first.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

So I saw this on Facebook yesterday and forgot to post it here. It's one of the few anniversary's Bob will ever be able to celebrate.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So I saw this on Facebook yesterday and forgot to post it here. It's one of the few anniversary's Bob will ever be able to celebrate.

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...Okay?

 

[Mola Ram]

But the real question is if his take on the story is worse than Hillary's. Her idea that 1984 was about fake news making you not trust authority figures is the complete opposite of 1984.

I got as far as one of the regular hosts marveling that the Two Minutes' Hate allowed them to "finally understand Trump rallies" before shutting it off in disgust. At least Bob is among his own kind.

Oh, and in an unedited, natural atmosphere his Boston accent is virtually nonexistent.