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Too soon, man. Harambe will always live on in our hearts.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Lol is anyone catching this preeshtreem? Lol
COD
"Whut I'll be playing up tonight is REEally up to u gize"...... "no."....."no that sucks"....."GUN GAME GTFOOH with that'"...."no I'm naht playing that either".....
COD
"Whut I'll be playing up tonight is REEally up to u gize"...... "no."....."no that sucks"....."GUN GAME GTFOOH with that'"...."no I'm naht playing that either".....
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Spammeboi
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CoD had an update today and DSP is getting his shit pushed in. Now that he no longer has a good K/D ratio he's saying this is possibly the worst game he's ever played and is threatening to delete it.
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Fun fact, DSP did film one video at his parents house in 2013. He did a house tour and his mother has like 6 cats. Coincidently the house tours have ended since Kat moved in. I'm sure DSP doesn't want to leak all the shit he's buying from Ikea. He said, "You guys have already seen the house".
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Some Phil excuses:
"He came from behind or the side" - Guy runs out right infront of him
"Instant kill from that distance (makes exaggerating hand gesture)" - Being shot in the face from less than a feet away
"Nothing i could do, i was sandwiched between 2 guys and a bomb" - Being shot in the back next to a truck (second guy didnt appear until after Phil died)
"Where? Never saw him" - Being shot from infront
"Uuuuuh he was behind cover and somehow killed me? Sure" - Getting shot in the face
"I was shooting straight into their bodies full auto and got one hit and then instantly gets killed" - Got killed after shooting the enemy below the knee
"Sure!" - Spraying a enemys cover and a second shows up and kills him
"Amazing gameplay!" - Gets shot in the back and does nothing
"He is right infront of me and melee... they ruined melee" - After the enemy empty a entire clip int him before he gets close enough for melee
Claims he is better at CoD than PUBG!
No wonder since PUBG dont have auto heal or infinit lives per match!
"Notise me daddy! Please notise me!"
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He makes wild assumptions about what they changed in the game instead of simply go on one of thousands webpages and read about it!
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Amityville on Twitch?
"He came from behind or the side" - Guy runs out right infront of him
"Instant kill from that distance (makes exaggerating hand gesture)" - Being shot in the face from less than a feet away
"Nothing i could do, i was sandwiched between 2 guys and a bomb" - Being shot in the back next to a truck (second guy didnt appear until after Phil died)
"Where? Never saw him" - Being shot from infront
"Uuuuuh he was behind cover and somehow killed me? Sure" - Getting shot in the face
"I was shooting straight into their bodies full auto and got one hit and then instantly gets killed" - Got killed after shooting the enemy below the knee
"Sure!" - Spraying a enemys cover and a second shows up and kills him
"Amazing gameplay!" - Gets shot in the back and does nothing
"He is right infront of me and melee... they ruined melee" - After the enemy empty a entire clip int him before he gets close enough for melee
Claims he is better at CoD than PUBG!
No wonder since PUBG dont have auto heal or infinit lives per match!
"Notise me daddy! Please notise me!"
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He makes wild assumptions about what they changed in the game instead of simply go on one of thousands webpages and read about it!
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Amityville on Twitch?
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I think Swagginz banning people is FUCKING HILARIOUS.
I was there during his Bloodborne stream yesterday. Every 5 minutes I put a snarky, sarcastic comment on there about how DSP knew the enemies and "Oh my what a surprise, lucky Phil totally guessed how to do that."
I even made a joke about Phil shoving a blood vial up his own ass. People were catching on to my not-so-subtle hints.
But there's Queen Swagginz banning people left and right whenever the chat members mentions their name. God forbid I insult the Queen. Insulting Philly boy is fair game though, it seems. At one point Phil even reads one of my comments about how he should just admit he knows the DLC area because his bland attempts of feigning surprise are not working at all. Still no time out, still no ban.
Long live the Queen!
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Probably England first, lots of history and landmarks he would want to visit in jolly good old England!
He got viewbot on the GoW stream!
That top tip looks hard to beat!
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phil seems to have a problem with object permanence
he's always surprised he gets shot on the side and back when he bolts out into a field and never accounts for people just around corners
it's like he expects everyone else to be in predictable places and move like they are part of a light gun game (jump out in front of phil and give him time to shoot before shooting back)
i wonder if he has to leave notes for himself saying that "kat is just at work, she did not disappear"
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If his first Bully play through is any indication, he would intend to visit England, but end up in Germany.
"Whuut? What the hell? Come ahn, dood! This airline sucks! Bugged flight mechanics! There was nothing I could do!"
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Some major salt from COD tonight, and of course, it was never his fault, he did everything correctly, but the game dev was inept which led to Phil performing poorly while all other players somehow were doing well still, weird huh?
And Bonus information, for what it worth, at the beginning of May after all the payments are now cleared, it looks like his Patron number is down from 152 to 146, with total pledge down from 744 to 726, seems like no-one care about that GREAT POWER of voting for a SUGGESTED PLAYTHROUGH in which Phil again can decide whatever he wanna play or when he'll play it or whether he will finish or not
And Bonus information, for what it worth, at the beginning of May after all the payments are now cleared, it looks like his Patron number is down from 152 to 146, with total pledge down from 744 to 726, seems like no-one care about that GREAT POWER of voting for a SUGGESTED PLAYTHROUGH in which Phil again can decide whatever he wanna play or when he'll play it or whether he will finish or not
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He claim that he is good at FPS games, but when you watch him play he throws grenades at random in hopes of hitting someone, he sprays wildly and calls it aiming, he either runs around corner and gets surprised by the enemies of snails around the corner and gets surprised by the enemies, he runs out in the open like nothing can hit him, thinks that no one can see him unless he sees them and if he gets shot from front the enemy is either invisible or came from behind!
If he by luck would end up in England it would most likely be London and he would not move far from the central parts and only visit the BIG tourist attractions like Buckingham Palace and Big Ben.
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Phil have had his say on the Amityville thread on KoH and like when he promises something it starts out good only to quickly come crashing down soon after!
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WHY DO ALL OF THESE EXITS LEAD TO THIS STUPID CITY CALLED AUSGANG?
he'd be one of those annoying tourists that ends up being beaten up by a royal guard
and talk in a bad english accent all the time
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It has most certainly been asked before but what is the educated guess on what he is going to do with himself when it all finally falls apart?
He hasn't had a job in years (so no references, experience or training), he has plenty of expenses and he certainly doesn't seem like the type to swallow his pride and work at the gas station... How is this going to play out?
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Thank you based Phil for giving us the modern Let's Play.
He hasn't had a job in years (so no references, experience or training), he has plenty of expenses and he certainly doesn't seem like the type to swallow his pride and work at the gas station... How is this going to play out?
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Thank you based Phil for giving us the modern Let's Play.
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Brother Wind
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Ah man I wanna get excited for him playing SF on hard, because the first game is super goddamn hard. Like it'd be a font of salt, but I know he's gonna be a bitch about it. Like only play Super Turbo or abuse save states.
Tell you what, Phil, I know you read this. You do these legit. No save states, every game, no looking up how to cheese the games. I'll watch it on your channel. I don't like giving you the view, but you're desperate. You need it. You can't even get TIHYDP made anymore. You know who made you. Throw them a bone, so we can relive the glory days one more time
Tell you what, Phil, I know you read this. You do these legit. No save states, every game, no looking up how to cheese the games. I'll watch it on your channel. I don't like giving you the view, but you're desperate. You need it. You can't even get TIHYDP made anymore. You know who made you. Throw them a bone, so we can relive the glory days one more time
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Lmao no you didn’t Phil. Chuggaaconroy and Proton Jon are two examples off the top of my head that started LP’s back in 2008 that helped popularize the genre better than you did by playing the Mother/Mario RPG series and Kaizo Mario respectively while you with your spammy uploads and crappy camcorder bullshit epitomized everything wrong with YouTube at the time. I still remember sifting through dozens of your awful videos just to get to the good stuff even back then, and leaving 1 star ratings on all of your vids along the way just so YouTube would get the hint that I didn’t want to see them. At least your boring vids are now nowhere near page 1 because that shows just how far the search feature has improved in the last 10 years with separating the good from the bad (not to mention that one look at Chuggaa and Jon’s channels vs yours today shows everyone who the real successful veterans are).Phil said:
It has most certainly been asked before but what is the educated guess on what he is going to do with himself when it all finally falls apart?
He hasn't had a job in years (so no references, experience or training), he has plenty of expenses and he certainly doesn't seem like the type to swallow his pride and work at the gas station... How is this going to play out?
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Thank you based Phil for giving us the modern Let's Play.
This has been bugging me for a while: he does realize that something being reactionary means it is opposed to reform or progress.... right? Is he this self-aware?
Nah, it's the street smart vs. book smart thing all over again.
Go read a book some time, Phil.
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