Alpha and Omega Fandom - Wolfaboos with a love for shitty direct-to-video sequels.

Come to think of it, we've gone 12 pages and nobody's suggested one of these for the KF Movie Night?

I think that might have been a good thing - personally speaking, a bad movie should at least be somewhat fun to watch, unlike this BS; too bad people really do need to be exposed to just how godawful / insulting these BS films are if we're gonna sperg this much about them, period. So bringeth the pain / let the torture begin / whatever... Hopefully this weekend!
 
Someone asked this earlier but why do you think furries love wolves?
Maybe it has something to do with the idea of lone wolves? I know if I was a lonely edgelord, I'd like to think of myself as a solitary murder machine.

Either that, or they're easier to make sparkledogs out of.

Off topic edit: I'm gonna make a thread on a/b/o fanfiction as soon as finals aren't busting my balls. Pm me if you guys got anything interesting to go in the op.
 
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I have to wonder how successful the first film was in theaters to garner this many sequels. *sigh*
honestly i dont remember it being that popular, although im guessing it attracted the worst kind of people..

Furries.

Honestly i'm considered a furry and we are hell incarnate. Especially those who go pay for this shit in theathers
 
These movies are genuinely hilarious if you watch them for the fucked up animation. I used to watch them with some buddies of mine just to get a laugh.

At least Land Before Time and (the first) Balto and all that are decent children's movies. The fact that alpha and omega has a fanbases is baffling because they were never good to begin with. It's like learning that there's a thriving fanbase for Millenium compromised entirely of people who have never seen X files.

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Meanwhile, this is the saddest attempt at a dinosaur I've ever seen. Someone designed this, a human being crafted this. Disgusting.
 
These movies are genuinely hilarious if you watch them for the fucked up animation. I used to watch them with some buddies of mine just to get a laugh.
I'm sure the drinking game set to this would be painful enough!

At least Land Before Time and (the first) Balto and all that are decent children's movies.
What about "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story"?

The fact that alpha and omega has a fanbases is baffling because they were never good to begin with. It's like learning that there's a thriving fanbase for Millenium compromised entirely of people who have never seen X files.
That is sad.

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Meanwhile, this is the saddest attempt at a dinosaur I've ever seen. Someone designed this, a human being crafted this. Disgusting.
True, and in this story, the dino has to die in the end simply as it can't exist in the modern world for some BS reason. Also there's a rivalry between two Native American brothers over the land but that's also pushed aside since the makers can't write for shit (like the way they swept the hunters under the rug in another film so we don't witness the possible deaths that occured).

Do fans really just like the movie because it has wolves in it or is there another autistic reason?
I'm sure it's just :autism:!
 
These movies are genuinely hilarious if you watch them for the fucked up animation. I used to watch them with some buddies of mine just to get a laugh.

At least Land Before Time and (the first) Balto and all that are decent children's movies. The fact that alpha and omega has a fanbases is baffling because they were never good to begin with. It's like learning that there's a thriving fanbase for Millenium compromised entirely of people who have never seen X files.

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Meanwhile, this is the saddest attempt at a dinosaur I've ever seen. Someone designed this, a human being crafted this. Disgusting.

It looks like a mutant kangaroo. The eyes on every animal in those movie look weird.
 
I decided I hated myself today and tried to look for some examples on DA through the newest uploads. Most of it was Pokémon-related, but then I came across this guy who takes up space uploading shitty "memes" and screencaps of the movie(s). Then I saw this in his journals:

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This is the petition.
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EDIT: I tried to click on the uploader's name, but I forgot the password to my throwaway account. I'd appreciate it if someone would check that name for me.
EDIT 2: WAIT, I FOUND THE FAGGOTS.

https://twitter.com/wolfman4737
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https://twitter.com/michaelkilley12
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Meanwhile, this is the saddest attempt at a dinosaur I've ever seen. Someone designed this, a human being crafted this. Disgusting.

This is making me physically ill.
 
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