DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[James Smith]

Tolomeo and DSP have parted ways.

But it was amicable dood.

But it felt like being broken up with.

But Tolomeo was bad for him anyway, he's better off.

 

[Sparkletor]

Tolomeo and DSP have parted ways.

But it was amicable dood.

But it felt like being broken up with.

But Tolomeo was bad for him anyway, he's better off.

That's pretty shitty. Tolomeo should have went to Phil and explained to him that lying about what other people say and throwing them under the bus just because he doesn't want to play a video game is not something he should do. This is all Tolomeo's fault. Just like with Howard and Rambo.

 

[OneDaySon]

Here's DSP who loves what he does and is SO into God of War and LOVING it playing games for fun and having a blast with God of War.

I thought I'd update, of the 12 New Releases that he'd played this year, he's still currently playing 2, thinking of dropping one, he's completed 4. I had to constantly recheck this in case I was wrong because it's a crazy number. But it's currently May and he's completed 4 games. Out of the multiple new releases each month, he played: 3 in January, 2 in February, 4 in March and 3 in April. I've checked before and there's been at least one new release on a console each week, not huge releases but enough of a release to have gained some attention and an audience. He should be playing around 4 - 5 a month, and thats what DSP of last year would have done.

 

[WhiskeyZuluLima]

That's pretty shitty. Tolomeo should have went to Phil and explained to him that lying about what other people say and throwing them under the bus just because he doesn't want to play a video game is not something he should do. This is all Tolomeo's fault. Just like with Howard and Rambo.

It isn't in Tolo's nature to talk in that way. He's voiced his issues publicly already, and so he doesn't care to repeat them - if Phil had the excellent decision making to fuck about again before Tolo told him to bugger off then he probably would have been more confrontational, but since he's already said it there's no need.
What will change that is if Phil decides to go the route he did with Howard and Rambo and make a huge point about how Tolo was a fake friend and/or was just trying to harm his career, then I could see Tolo making a big issue about it. To build, I think if Phil did go and be so defamatory towards Tolo and say that sort of shit that could be grounds for a Twitch ban (which I suppose is also a reason as to why Tolo is being so gentle about it on stream) so I'm curious to see if Phil has the self-awareness to at least keep his mouth shut before he gets his third ban in the timeframe Twitch allow for - especially considering that Twitch consider actions on platforms outside of Twitch (such as Twitter) as grounds for penalising poor-conduct, so Phil might forget this and complain on Twitter and then good old "I did nothing" when he streams on YouTube to explain why he got banned on Twitch.

 

[JamFlowMan]

That's pretty shitty. Tolomeo should have went to Phil and explained to him that lying about what other people say and throwing them under the bus just because he doesn't want to play a video game is not something he should do. This is all Tolomeo's fault. Just like with Howard and Rambo.

Absolutely. How is Phil supposed to know he did something wrong unless Tolo tells him so. In a perfect world people would know when they lied and screwed someone over. Like some kind of feeling inside that signals "I just told a huge lie about one of the few people who chose to help me, that was wrong." Unfortunately this is the real adult world where you don't have time for kid stuff like feelings or saving money.

 

[Haunter]

Tolomeo and DSP have parted ways.

Tolomeo should have went to Phil and explained to him that lying about what other people say and throwing them under the bus just because he doesn't want to play a video game is not something he should do.

He's voiced his issues publicly already, and so he doesn't care to repeat them

In a perfect world people would know when they lied and screwed someone over.

I missed this. What did Phil lie about?

I know Tolomeo was kinda jokingly mixing with him, the way Larry Bundy likes to, if I understood Tolo's intentions correctly.

Did Phil try to make out like they close friends or something, and then Tolo had to rebuff him when he saw Phil was getting clingy?

 

[Dead Puppies]

I missed this. What did Phil lie about?

I know Tolomeo was kinda jokingly mixing with him, the way Larry Bundy likes to, if I understood Tolo's intentions correctly.

Did Phil try to make out like they close friends or something, and then Tolo had to rebuff him when he saw Phil was getting clingy?

Phil was trying to say that Tolomeo was disappointed with Monster Hunter World in an effort to validate himself not playing it, which was getting Tolomeo a bunch of shit even though he had never said anything of the sort.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

So if that’s the case and Phil only pays his bills and taxes then he

- made too much money in the last years
- didn’t save up any of it
- now earns WAY less than he used to
- has to earn JUST BARELY ENOUGH to pay federal taxes, income taxes, bills and at the same time pay his maid for home cooked meals

And bet your fucking asses that’s he used the extra income in December/January to ship his live in maid and has to beg for taxes AGAIN







Who wants to live a life like that?
Going from one crisis to the next while being fucking dependent on little kids to pay your bills while having no family anymore to support you.

This is Hell.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

So apparently DSP plays video game for a living and he has no friend or fans to play video game with (how surprising), only trolls
He may also consider to ragequit the Bloodborne Handholdemption run without playing the chalice dungeons if, ya know, the CONTRIBUTION is low..........

 

[JamFlowMan]

I missed this. What did Phil lie about?

I know Tolomeo was kinda jokingly mixing with him, the way Larry Bundy likes to, if I understood Tolo's intentions correctly.

Did Phil try to make out like they close friends or something, and then Tolo had to rebuff him when he saw Phil was getting clingy?

I will admit "screwed over" was too harsh for what actually happened.

Phil was trying to say that Tolomeo was disappointed with Monster Hunter World in an effort to validate himself not playing it, which was getting Tolomeo a bunch of shit even though he had never said anything of the sort.

Just to add to this what made Tolo mad was after Phil's comments "alottapeeple" confronted him and asked why he hated Monster Hunter World. In reality I think Tolo said it was the best Monster Hunter but had a few complaints about the end game. So it was just Phil putting words in peoples mouths again.

I almost want to say Phil went as far as saying Tolomeo thought it was the worst Monster Hunter, but don't quote me on that. I tried to find a video with Phil's comments but couldn't find the rant. Maybe @EddyB43 knows the time frame?

 

[PieceofShet]

One small thing that I found hilarious with the new forum "update". Under the "Channels Discussion" section, there used to be a "Contests and Giveaways" subforum. Naturally, it had 0 threads or posts b/c Phil has not done anything like that in, what, 5 years or more? After the update, that subforum no longer exists. RIP.

The stalking with the pictures topic also gone.

 

[neger psykolog]

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/profile/68-kghaleon/
http://archive.fo/fAQjx

 

[PieceofShet]

View attachment 441522
https://thekingofhate.com/forums/profile/68-kghaleon/
http://archive.fo/fAQjx

Guess he needs the attention... especially after the forum was down for a few days. He just needs it, he really do.

 

[rizlajizzla]

During prestream, a fan cheered and asked Phil if she could send him a package filled with Japanese goodies. She listed all the things she wanted to send, as not to startle our paranoid goutlord, and asked if she could have his address or PO box or anything via PM. Phil's answer "uh no, because I don't want any of those things arf arf arf snort". Even the chat was kind of horrified at how rude he was.

I really do think this sums him up beautifully. He should have had a P.O. Box years ago. I could spend 45 minutes making a list of things he should have had in place all along. I think I will!

:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:

• Phil ought to have a cache of giveaways. Can be super cheap shit. Loot Crate shit. He should have a massive box and pre-paid mailing envelopes. One afternoon at Target, $200 spent and priceless good will. But, in Philland there is no way of looking up the cost of sending a parcel so it could cost a billion quid so, no point, and 2 hours at Target would kill him. Seeing Phil in the shower is not fanservice, it's just gross.
  
• He should have no qualms about paying nearly any sum for a game; it's called a business expense. Way too much motherfucking money has slid through his oleaginous fingers; he ought to have an account for hard drives and games and cords and shit. It's very straightforward. You have to spend money to make money. But, no, money is a thing to piss away, credit is something to use and tomorrow doesn't exist.
  
• His income at any point would have been enough to hire a college kid for 15 hours a week to do admin and shit or basic editing or whatever. I don't mean a £30k a year PA, I mean a 17 year old from up the road--- oh, wait, Phil doesn't know his neighbours. And, he would lose the excuse of being just one guy. I am just one woman in my not-a-business and fuck that for a lark. I would outsource pissing if I could.
  
• Phil ought to read reviews and tutorials for every game he plays. Raw content does not mean blind flailing. I don't buy socks on amazon without sorting for 4+ stars. But, who has time to read a massive long 500 word review on the toilet while his body yearns for death or at least a few grams of fibre. Reading a Cracked article would provide more info than he seeks out.
  
• Phil ought to have seen an ENT doctor like, 8 years ago. His voice is his tool, and he abuses it. But, doctors cost money, and who has the time to invest IN THE LITERAL THING THEY USE TO MAKE MONEY TO PAY MUH BILLS? So, yeah, go read every word on the screen in a 60 hour game. I'll wait.
  
• He could literally have a box by the door for receipts and invoices. He doesn't even have to look in the box. Rip the invoices out of the fucking Amazon delivery box. Just hand it to the numbers guy and forget it. No, instead, I think imma pay someone else to wipe my ass.
  
• He ought to have a goddamned Craftmatic Adjustable Ergonomic Heated Vibrating Super Memory Foam Arse Support System 3001 with matching foot stool, headrest and crack scratching attachment. Sitting in one spot in one position all day will kill a man. Getting up to poop is not an activity.

I don't even want to slag him off for spending all his money credit the instant he gets it, I am just flabbergasted that he never spends money on the things that would make him safer. You would thing he buys so much shit that he would accidentally do this occasionally. It's like he hates himself, feels he deserves to fail, and sabotages himself every step of the way.

And I have now proven myself to be a fag by even thinking on this rubbish, much less bothering to type it. Phil is an idiot, lazy and stupid. None of that will change, but, goddamn it, I would love to think that if I had the opportunity he was given I wouldn't fuck it up by just being a twat.

I'm gonna go to the sensory room and count my molecules, swaying and chanting 'weaponized autism, weaponized autism.'

 

[Wurstbrot]

So apparently DSP plays video game for a living and he has no friend or fans to play video game with (how surprising), only trolls
He may also consider to ragequit the Bloodborne Handholdemption run without playing the chalice dungeons if, ya know, the CONTRIBUTION is low..........

View attachment 441514

Yeah, he gets money en mass and views are higher than usual, so it's time to stop Bloodborne *burp*
I approve cuz it means he has bad ideas which will fuck him over.

For the very same reason I'm fine with him not participating in social gaming. He is the King of Boredom, he will never embrace himself as DankMemeDave cuz any joke on him is handled like a personal attack; give this man some respect, d00d. What does it really matter who plays with him? He can't even give it a try and have some fun with questionable people because he takes himself waaaaay too serious.
Paint a picture of someone who enjoys games, plays any multiplayer and gets trolled by his teammates. He could act like "Hey man, that's fucked up, here I give it back to you, haha. Wait wait, I have an even better idea *does also stupid stuff and ignores the objective*". But a Phil BurnInHell would say "Oh ma gad this guy is literally ruining my life right now, what an asshole, I hate this guy, I hate this game, I hate playing games".

During prestream, a fan cheered and asked Phil if she could send him a package filled with Japanese goodies. She listed all the things she wanted to send, as not to startle our paranoid goutlord, and asked if she could have his address or PO box or anything via PM. Phil's answer "uh no, because I don't want any of those things arf arf arf snort". Even the chat was kind of horrified at how rude he was.

Everyone else: "Thank you, that's so nice. But I don't want any, really. And I don't really want to give my adress away, should be understandable. But still a nice gesture."

Phil: "Fuck off and give me money instead." (not a real quote, but the intention)

You can say the very same thing by not being rude.
It's the typical Phil nowadays. He appreciates nothing anymore and takes all the money and subs for granted. Of course because he is so amazing and built everything by himself. Hiiim. Riiim... nah that doesn't work... I hope his current roof breaks on his head. Well, not literally.

 

[EddyB43]

Before I do some replies, in both the main prestream for Bloodborne & in Yakuza 6 DSP is now begging for tips again, claiming he needs money for bills as he spent essentially everything in his bank account on paying the 2017 extra federal taxes he owed but not the 2018 Q1 higher federal tax amount. The Twitlonger from April implies these are roughly $4K each, and I call bullshit on him having received enough to pay even the first $4K - in my mind he's $8K in the hole until he gets crazy tipping. Only way this works is if he got say $3K in huge tips off stream that he didn't mention. This might explain the heavy tipping today...

About $114 in cheers and subs. Sounds like ~$200 in tips. That's why he continues to replay games. Cause dipshits will throw money at him.

Actually just over $350 in 18 visible tips, maybe even as high as $400 considering all the sub $5 tips I don't track. Only $56 in visible tips before today, no visible tips on any of the last 3 'late streams'. Since it's only 3 days I might as well include the $56 in tip images before today as evidence. http://www.mediafire.com/file/ts91f4dptef22s7/DSP_Tips_Income_20180501-0503.zip

Spoiler: All eighteen visible tips from 20180503 Bloodborne Redemption 9th

[10:50:3?] $10 Pingpongpang1
[11:24:3?] $5 007blaine
[11:46:4?] $11 NotPlagueweilder97
[12:30:4?] $12 Anonymous "Street Fighter 1 is the worst video game I have played. Your worst game is Homefront?"
[13:23:1?] $12.50 Anonymous "Ladies and gentlemen, it is Philly B The baddest man from CT The legendary master of Bloodborne You do not want to encounter his scorn."
[14:24:4?] $13 Anonymous "DSP, you also saved my life with your fun streams."
[14:58:5?] $14 Anonymous "Phil, my favourite video games of all time are Street Fighter IIHyper Fighting, and Street Fighter III Third Strike. They are better than the really shit Street Fighter 1, and Street Fighter V"
[15:02:0?] $30 Anonymous
[15:06:0?] $120 Anonymous "Hey make this go towards that PS4 Pro."
[15:14:3?] $15 Anonymous "Phil, were you ever really muscular?"
[15:23:1?] $50 Anonymous "another 100 dollar tip if you get the beast claws in the chalice dungeons."
[15:25:1?] $5 Anonymous "Do Amazon and Google pay you during the middle of the month?"
[15:28:2?] $5 Anonymous "Phil, I would love to play my favourite games of all time against you. I told you my favourites are Hyper Fighting and Street Fighter III : TS. Can I email you my PSN ID/Xbox Live GT."
[15:31:4?] $5 Anonymous "I am currently enjoying a blind playthrough of Hitman Absolution on Purist difficulty. I completed the first 13 levels. I need to kill the sexy nuns."
[15:42:3?] $5 Anonymous "Phil, unfortunately, I have to buy my work friend lunch. I lost a bet. Also, it is a shame we have to tip you anonymously."
[15:50:2?] $5 Anonymous "Phil, you did not read my tip message in relation to my blind, Purist, Hitman Absolution playthrough. So far, I have finished 13 levels. Did you like Hitman?"
[15:52:5?] $5 FJResto "Congrats, Phil! Perseverence!"
[15:52:5?] $30 Anonymous "GOT EM!!!"
Tips total: ~$352.50
Tips total to this point: ~$408.50

Edit: Has he finally confirmed 1) that's he taking days off and 2) that they're going into Seattle and staying at a hotel and whatnot? Seeing some people on Twitter talk about it like it's confirmed.

DSP has confirmed taking 2-3 days off in May, but not locked down the dates yet. Expect somewhere between the 10th & 18th, as 18th is when he wants to start State of Decay 2 with the $20 extra for playing it 4 days early. No mention of a hotel, DSP would be highly ridiculous to show going to a hotel for a couple days when he claims to be this badly in debt for tax payments. I believe they'll just stay home, maybe 1 day go somewhere, definitely no hotel.

Just to add to this what made Tolo mad was after Phil's comments "alottapeeple" confronted him and asked why he hated Monster Hunter World. In reality I think Tolo said it was the best Monster Hunter but had a few complaints about the end game. So it was just Phil putting words in peoples mouths again.

I almost want to say Phil went as far as saying Tolomeo thought it was the worst Monster Hunter, but don't quote me on that. I tried to find a video with Phil's comments but couldn't find the rant. Maybe @EddyB43 knows the time frame?

DSP put words in Tolo's mouth for the informal prestream on April 24th before Yakuza 6. He definitely didn't claim Tolo said it was the worst Monster Hunter. DSP claims Tolo said the game was "disappointing" & "not satisfied with the release" at 15:20 in this Mrhuth Stuff video: https://youtu.be/TQgq8jdjQLg?t=920
Within a couple days, Tolo denied this & said he was only disappointed with some endgame stuff, again Mrhuth Stuff put this clip up: https://streamable.com/bai8w

 

[OneDaySon]

So if that’s the case and Phil only pays his bills and taxes then he

- made too much money in the last years
- didn’t save up any of it
- now earns WAY less than he used to
- has to earn JUST BARELY ENOUGH to pay federal taxes, income taxes, bills and at the same time pay his maid for home cooked meals

And bet your fucking asses that’s he used the extra income in December/January to ship his live in maid and has to beg for taxes AGAIN







Who wants to live a life like that?
Going from one crisis to the next while being fucking dependent on little kids to pay your bills while having no family anymore to support you.

This is Hell.

He's talking about a staycation for a much needed "break" so we all know he's gonna make lots of money, blow it all on a staycation, then whine about how he's broke again and he'll actually be broke because he blew it all on a staycation but then the theories pour in that the has more money than he has. Its like when his Homefront video went viral and social blade said he made hundreds on that one video (around 500 - 800) and he used ALL of it on a Staycation and in the meantime the momentum he got on the Homefront video from KOgaming was killed because of a week of no posting so he lost subscribers, then he came back and whined about how he has no money to pay the bills and people said he got lots of money from his Homefront video and blew it all on a Staycation to a city he lives in anyways where he spent most of it in the hotel and not even sight seeing and he goes "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND DOODS, I NEEDED THAT BREAK, IT WAS MUCH NEEDED, IF I DIDNT HAVE THAT BREAK I'D HAVE HAD A BREAKDOWN FROM THE STRESS AND BEING OVERWORKED."
He's gonna use that excuse again, he's gonna whine about taxes, be told he used all the money to pay off the taxes on a staycation and we're told "We don't understand" because his job is SOOOOO stressful and shit.

 

[JackDavis]

Edit: Has he finally confirmed 1) that's he taking days off and 2) that they're going into Seattle and staying at a hotel and whatnot? Seeing some people on Twitter talk about it like it's confirmed.

He's confirmed he's taking a few days off in mid May. He says he's not going anywhere, and will just spend it with Kat at home. Which is probably a lie. He's going to get a nice expensive hotel in Seattle and vacation there for a few days, absolutely.

I missed this. What did Phil lie about?

Phil lied about Tolomeo calling Monster Hunter World a disappointment, to further his own narrative that Monster Hunter World isn't a good game and he shouldn't play it. Tolomeo got wind of it and was fairly upset, saying he never said that and it's one of his favorite games, if anything was disappointing it was the end game and that's it.

 

[This comment matters]

Yeah he's going to Seattle. His whole thing was wanting to show the Kat the sights. And I feel like he's not going to drive there and back every day "cuz my back can't take long car rides dood!" He's gonna hotel it up and the only question is, will he be stupid enough to flaunt it on Instagram again?

 

[JamFlowMan]

He's confirmed he's taking a few days off in mid May. He says he's not going anywhere, and will just spend it with Kat at home. Which is probably a lie. He's going to get a nice expensive hotel in Seattle and vacation there for a few days, absolutely.

Even if he stays home he is still going to spend money like it is burning a hole in his pocket. Since it seems Kat can talk sense to him at times maybe she pointed out how stupid it is to get a hotel room in a city 45 minutes away, so they can still go to Seattle for the day but technically still be at home. We all know how Phil loves his technicalities. They have to do something special. There are only so many trips to Ikea a person can handle.