DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[James Smith]

Phil ought to have seen an ENT doctor like, 8 years ago. His voice is his tool, and he abuses it. But, doctors cost money, and who has the time to invest IN THE LITERAL THING THEY USE TO MAKE MONEY TO PAY MUH BILLS? So, yeah, go read every word on the screen in a 60 hour game. I'll wait.

There was a time when DSP wanted money for

• a PC capable of playing, recording, and streaming games at 1080p60 with max settings
• a PS4 Pro
• a 4K TV

all at the same time. He has never once, to my knowledge, asked for money to revisit options for his back or post-nasal drip. Ever.

DSP claims Tolo said the game was "disappointing" & "not satisfied with the release" at 15:20 in this Mrhuth Stuff video: https://youtu.be/TQgq8jdjQLg?t=920

Toh-loh-MAY-oh as opposed to Toh-LOH-mee-oh.

It's astonishing that this is the closest thing he had to a friend lately and he can't even pronounce the guy's fucking username the way the guy does.

 

[This comment matters]

There was a time when DSP wanted money for

• a PC capable of playing, recording, and streaming games at 1080p60 with max settings
• a PS4 Pro
• a 4K TV

all at the same time. He has never once, to my knowledge, asked for money to revisit options for his back or post-nasal drip. Ever.

Toh-loh-MAY-oh as opposed to Toh-LOH-mee-oh.

It's astonishing that this is the closest thing he had to a friend lately and he can't even pronounce the guy's fucking username the way the guy does.

Phil pronunces all kinds of shit weird with strange inflections. But I agree for a "friend" make a little effort at least.

 

[rizlajizzla]

There was a time when DSP wanted money for

• a PC capable of playing, recording, and streaming games at 1080p60 with max settings
• a PS4 Pro
• a 4K TV

all at the same time. He has never once, to my knowledge, asked for money to revisit options for his back or post-nasal drip. Ever.

I think you're right.

He's a goddamned fool.

A person in financial trouble should not be penalized for choosing to invest in a few luxuries. Life is fucking awful and the occasional pedicure or cheap steam game or good bottle of wine or whatever can do far more good than the monetary value of the item. Seeing 'poor' people with nice phones or fake nails and getting shitty that they are 'wasting' money is not only overly facile but also just not anyone's motherfucking business. Phones can be gifts and so on. You can't sum up a person's whole situation standing behind them in a queue being judgy about what's in their trolley, no matter how much shitty middle-class people like to do it.

Having said that, most people don't have a TEN YEAR LEGACY of bragging about their financial stupidity in public.

Why would you make your ability to work the lowest priority when spending the money... you... made... working? Am I missing something here? A chef needs knives. A policeman needs a gun and racism. An artist needs drugs and paintbrushes. A teacher needs green pens and guns also. A farmer needs a tractor. Phil needs to be seated comfortably and maintain his voice. What the shit?

Phil is completely self-sabotaging. He needs about 3 years of CBT with a good therapist and a shit load of SSRI's. He doesn't want to succeed or strive or develop, he just wants now to be cool. So, guys, let's just be positive and hang out and play games and stuff, for tomorrow we die. Of a heart attack at 36, leaving only stank and collectible statues.



Edit: post-nasal drip is an actual thing, and it can be fucking wretched. I can't hate on that one. Sinusitis and allergies are srs fkn bsns. Many days I have checked to see if my nose can be uninstalled.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

He's talking about a staycation for a much needed "break" so we all know he's gonna make lots of money, blow it all on a staycation, then whine about how he's broke again and he'll actually be broke because he blew it all on a staycation but then the theories pour in that the has more money than he has. Its like when his Homefront video went viral and social blade said he made hundreds on that one video (around 500 - 800) and he used ALL of it on a Staycation and in the meantime the momentum he got on the Homefront video from KOgaming was killed because of a week of no posting so he lost subscribers, then he came back and whined about how he has no money to pay the bills and people said he got lots of money from his Homefront video and blew it all on a Staycation to a city he lives in anyways where he spent most of it in the hotel and not even sight seeing and he goes "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND DOODS, I NEEDED THAT BREAK, IT WAS MUCH NEEDED, IF I DIDNT HAVE THAT BREAK I'D HAVE HAD A BREAKDOWN FROM THE STRESS AND BEING OVERWORKED."
He's gonna use that excuse again, he's gonna whine about taxes, be told he used all the money to pay off the taxes on a staycation and we're told "We don't understand" because his job is SOOOOO stressful and shit.

I'm wondering if he'll change it up to "khat saved up some money & [insert several combative arguments of entitlement & thinly-veiled slams that he only gets this stressed out bc his viewers are cheap/lazy/unappreciative]."

I mean, he doesn't give a fuck one way or the other who's onto him. That's what hugboxes, dismissal, lies, & banhammers are for.

 

[tarni]

Edit: post-nasal drip is an actual thing, and it can be fucking wretched. I can't hate on that one. Sinusitis and allergies are srs fkn bsns. Many days I have checked to see if my nose can be uninstalled.

Noone would care about that if he had figured out how to use a mute button.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

all at the same time. He has never once, to my knowledge, asked for money to revisit options for his back or post-nasal drip.

Which, fine. Add that to a column of one thing, ever. My problem is this nigga's too much of a lazy knuckledragging trog to even mute the mic.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Why would you make your ability to work the lowest priority when spending the money... you... made... working? Am I missing something here? A chef needs knives. A policeman needs a gun and racism. An artist needs drugs and paintbrushes. A teacher needs green pens and guns also. A farmer needs a tractor. Phil needs to be seated comfortably and maintain his voice. What the shit?

It's not that easy, okay?
First off he needs to walk to his office and therefore he needs energy and therefore he needs food - a lot of.
Then he needs to have games in prospect, so he needs to spend at least 5 minutes of his precious time.
Then he needs to cry himself to sleep cuz nobody gifts him and the developers are all assholes, so he needs mental help.
Then he needs money to make more money on top of the money to buy the game.
And last but not least he needs several packages of excuses why he ragequit the game.

So as you see, he ... what was my point again?

 

[rizlajizzla]

It's not that easy, okay?
First off he needs to walk to his office and therefore he needs energy and therefore he needs food - a lot of.
Then he needs to have games in prospect, so he needs to spend at least 5 minutes of his precious time.
Then he needs to cry himself to sleep cuz nobody gifts him and the developers are all assholes, so he needs mental help.
Then he needs money to make more money on top of the money to buy the game.
And last but not least he needs a several packages of excuses why he ragequit the game.

So as you see, he ... what was my point again?

I am a lazy bitch. If I snuggle up in bed and then realise the light is still on, I will straight up throw shit at the switch. There are lightbulbs in this flat that have been burnt out for years. I have a cat who gets more done in a day than I do, but I can sit back at the end of the day and know that there is no motherfucker alive as lazy as Phillip Burnell, Hardest Working Man on The Internet.

 

[LordAutismo]

He said he's not playing SF1.

For once, I don't blame him.

 

[DuckSucker]

There was a time when DSP wanted money for

• a PC capable of playing, recording, and streaming games at 1080p60 with max settings
• a PS4 Pro
• a 4K TV

The 4k TV thing was such a joke too, because it's not like a 4k ultra high def tv in a native resolution that most games and shit dont support is going to make him any better at games. If anything it will probably overwork his capture cards and streaming software and he'll bitch about it. But you couldnt even make the argument he "needed it" for "his job" because the definition of your TV isnt going to make you not shit at video games, it's not going to have an impact on your performance at all. A standard 1080p tv is good enough. But he NEEDS this. More numbers equals more better, that's pretty much his motto for everything. He doesnt know shit about fuck, but if it has bigger numbers, he needs that. Hes the ultimate consumer-sucker.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

The 4k TV thing was such a joke too, because it's not like a 4k ultra high def tv that most games and shit dont support is going to make him any better at games. If anything it will probably overwork his capture cards and streaming software and he'll bitch about it. But you couldnt even make the argument he "needed it" for "his job" because the definition of your TV isnt going to make you not shit at video games, it's not going to have an impact on your performance at all. A standard 1080p tv is good enough. But he NEEDS this.

Lol I know, I don't think he thought that one thru. Can't wait till he lands one & all it does is amp up the visibility of the fact that he lacks the hand-eye coordination of a toddler.

 

[JackDavis]

Hes the ultimate consumer-sucker.

He really is. If a food says Authentic Italian on it, he's buying it.

 

[Sven]

The 4k TV thing was such a joke too, because it's not like a 4k ultra high def tv in a native resolution that most games and shit dont support is going to make him any better at games. If anything it will probably overwork his capture cards and streaming software and he'll bitch about it. But you couldnt even make the argument he "needed it" for "his job" because the definition of your TV isnt going to make you not shit at video games, it's not going to have an impact on your performance at all. A standard 1080p tv is good enough. But he NEEDS this. More numbers equals more better, that's pretty much his motto for everything. He doesnt know shit about fuck, but if it has bigger numbers, he needs that. Hes the ultimate consumer-sucker.

From what I remember this was even better as the main reason he wanted it was for the refresh rate because his current tv is the reason why he sucks at games and has so many dropped inputs.

He really is. If a food says Authentic Italian on it, he's buying it.

Even better then Authentic Italian is the fact he falls for the Fresh=Healthy idea that most 8 years olds could probably work out ain't true.

 

[FallGout]

From what I remember this was even better as the main reason he wanted it was for the refresh rate because his current tv is the reason why he sucks at games and has so many dropped inputs.

He should just get a PC monitor as they usually have way lower response times than modern HDTVs. I think that's the main cause his "dropped inputs" and lag in single player games.

 

[PieceofShet]

The 4k TV thing was such a joke too, because it's not like a 4k ultra high def tv in a native resolution that most games and shit dont support is going to make him any better at games. If anything it will probably overwork his capture cards and streaming software and he'll bitch about it. But you couldnt even make the argument he "needed it" for "his job" because the definition of your TV isnt going to make you not shit at video games, it's not going to have an impact on your performance at all. A standard 1080p tv is good enough. But he NEEDS this. More numbers equals more better, that's pretty much his motto for everything. He doesnt know shit about fuck, but if it has bigger numbers, he needs that. Hes the ultimate consumer-sucker.

My fav thing about that goal was that it was a one time thing. Not hitting the goal but over 1250? Thanks for the money dummy. What? Spare patreon money over months to hit the goal eventually? Nah.

 

[Clop]

I am a lazy bitch. If I snuggle up in bed and then realise the light is still on, I will straight up throw shit at the switch. There are lightbulbs in this flat that have been burnt out for years. I have a cat who gets more done in a day than I do, but I can sit back at the end of the day and know that there is no motherfucker alive as lazy as Phillip Burnell, Hardest Working Man on The Internet.

As long as you don't throw a controller in a fit of childlike tantrum (in your thirties), you'll always be the better person. It's not exactly a feat.

 

[der rademacher]

The 4k TV thing was such a joke too, because it's not like a 4k ultra high def tv in a native resolution that most games and shit dont support is going to make him any better at games. If anything it will probably overwork his capture cards and streaming software and he'll bitch about it. But you couldnt even make the argument he "needed it" for "his job" because the definition of your TV isnt going to make you not shit at video games, it's not going to have an impact on your performance at all. A standard 1080p tv is good enough. But he NEEDS this. More numbers equals more better, that's pretty much his motto for everything. He doesnt know shit about fuck, but if it has bigger numbers, he needs that. Hes the ultimate consumer-sucker.

Nigger doesn't need a 4k for gracing us with even better khwahity kahntent or getting better at sucking at Soulsborne. He probably only needs it for his fuckin' bingewatching on WWE, Netflix and Brazzers. Muscular men aren't muscular men and titties aren't titties unless they are shoved into ya face in inglorious 4k, brilliantly showing off their fine skin structure, including wrinkles, pimples, blackheads and heaven knows what other shit one can do without.

 

[BrunoMattei]

He really is. If a food says Authentic Italian on it, he's buying it.

Hence why he eats out at Olive Garden so often.

 

[Waveysauce]

if I were kat and wanted a vacation I wouldnt want to do the same damn thing he used to do with panda all the time in going to seattle.... shit they were about to even go to that same video game arcade for their birthdays iirc.

someone had posted on his forums last night (someone not even a troll due to their post count and ive seen them on his twitch chat donating good bits) almost upset that they are taking the few day vacation to seattle soon because he makes it seem like he has no disposable funds and needs every cent he gets to put towards the bills. yet will do something that will prob run between 1k-2k depending if they eat at expensive places and stay somewhere nicer then a motel.

this is if they take a 2-3 day trip. which is an option that he said might happen. but also said might just be a day thing. but being he said a few days off leads me to believe that it will be a 3 day

unless kat is footing the bill

 

[rizlajizzla]

As long as you don't throw a controller in a fit of childlike tantrum (in your thirties), you'll always be the better person. It's not exactly a feat.

I did speak harshly to a cat today because I needed a nap. I shall say three Hail Monies and an Our Phailure.