Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

[AmpleApricots]

I couldn't do it. I couldn't read that entire thing. "jerk off motion" really sums it up best. People like him are at fault that legit clinical depression is seen as "whiny bitch syndrome" by many people.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

None, precisely the number of IQ points you have.

Whoa whoa friend, no need to be bringing out the big guns like that!

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Submitted without comment.

My name is Wil Wheaton. I live with chronic Depression, and I am not ashamed.

So he's admitting that he's a pussy with chronic depression. I was going to say something about Wil manning up, but it's probably too late now that he's bending over for SJWs to take it up the ass like a nu-male.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I don't quite get the humour with these people. Wil is a whiny beta male, but he's not suing people for calling him a cuck. Where's the "lol" with these cows?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I don't quite get the humour with these people. Wil is a whiny beta male, but he's not suing people for calling him a cuck. Where's the "lol" with these cows?

He blocks people because of his most notorious acting role.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I don't quite get the humour with these people. Wil is a whiny beta male, but he's not suing people for calling him a cuck. Where's the "lol" with these cows?

He's a literal soy boy:

 

[Pointless Pedant]

He's a literal soy boy:
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OK, that's a little funny. I just think this is stretching the definition of a lolcow a bit. Although I do think JK Rowling is getting a bit close with her tweet about how Voldemort wouldn't vote for the evil Drumpf. Closer than Wil, really.

 

[Judge Holden]

OK, that's a little funny. I just think this is stretching the definition of a lolcow a bit. Although I do think JK Rowling is getting a bit close with her tweet about how Voldemort wouldn't vote for the evil Drumpf. Closer than Wil, really.

Nah. Wil's public chimpouts regarding everything from trump to gamergate to hillary, combined with him fawning over the likes of brianna wu and desperately trying to jump on the antifa bandwagon all make him a solid cow, especially given his tantrums when people quote picard's words of wisdom at him

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Nah. Wil's public chimpouts regarding everything from trump to gamergate to hillary, combined with him fawning over the likes of brianna wu and desperately trying to jump on the antifa bandwagon all make him a solid cow, especially given his tantrums when people quote picard's words of wisdom at him

Supporting Brianna Wu definitely does make him a lolcow. Will there be salt when Wu doesn't get elected? Is he stupid enough to think Wu actually has a chance?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Supporting Brianna Wu definitely does make him a lolcow. Will there be salt when Wu doesn't get elected? Is he stupid enough to think Wu actually has a chance?

He also uses his wife's son as a twitter prop. And there is a non-zero chance it is completely unironic.

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

Cows and autism both exist on a spectrum.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Good lord hearing a 45 year old man say this autistic bullshit is beyond ridiculous. He's gone completely fucking mental hasn't he? Every single one of his problems, which could have just been him being a shy kid, or moody, or rebellious, or going through puberty, is all down to ANXIETY and DEPRESSION. "What a cruel world we live in, how harsh and unfair, that we are cast unto in agony! How little we truly understand each other!" Wil Wheaton moans to himself as he crumples into the fetal position in the middle of the airport. Thank G-D that his wife was there to handle the problem and give him some warm soy to help with the tears.

 

[Zaryiu]

You know what's scary? I almost was in the same room as him once

 

[ISP]

I don't know what's more pathetic, the book itself or the fact three people actually bought it.

I just love the fact he couldn't keep his head fully in frame. I know it's supposed to be taking the piss but fuck it just looks terrible all around.

I have been wondering this. Does he do any gigs that aren't tangential related to nerd shit? Its seems this is the only shit he does ever, be it professional or even on a personal level. Heck not even nerdy shit, but things that are in the most vague way masculine what so ever? Be it as work or for a hobby (Fixing up cars, hiking, etc.)?

I mean Michael Dorn is a big plane person. LeVar Burton is a big fan of Arsenal Soccer. Does Wheaton have anything? Because it really does not seem like has has anything else and being Le Ebic King Geek, is all he has and is.

Wil is big on Reddit (that's um... something I suppose), seems to enjoy the LA Kings a fair bit currently.

 

[CWCissey]

There's also his constant trumpet blowing for being a recurring guest on The Big Bang Theory.

Speaking of. He's there next week, with Mark Hamill, and Sheldon's brother, Jerry O'Connell.

You know how we theorised that Jerry was a testosterone vampire?

Finish the job Jerry.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Wow, a whiny soyboy's go-to is pleading for Mommy Government to fix everything. There's a fuckin' shocker.

Well, to be fair, Mommy Government is the one who gutted Mental Health in the first place. That's the reason the bulk of homeless people are homeless: They're off their rockers and in another day and age they'd be involuntarily committed into a mental institution. And I'm sure we'd all feel better if Wesley the Ensign of Phytoestrogens spent some time in a padded rubber room.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

Maybe he wouldn't have crippling depression and anxiety if he didn't soak himself in emasculating soy culture.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Dear Jesus, I beseech thee, please let this be real...



...I'll have to dust off my SJW friendly twitter account and go look now.

Edit: Not seeing anything else, other than Mark Kern asking about it. Conclusion: Probably bullshit, sadly.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Dear Jesus, I beseech thee, please let this be real...

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...I'll have to dust off my SJW friendly twitter account and go look now.

Edit: Not seeing anything else, other than Mark Kern asking about it. Conclusion: Probably bullshit, sadly.

Yeah it's just a joke Wil Wheaton isn't the kind to sexually harass.

 

[Medicated]

OK, that's a little funny. I just think this is stretching the definition of a lolcow a bit. Although I do think JK Rowling is getting a bit close with her tweet about how Voldemort wouldn't vote for the evil Drumpf. Closer than Wil, really.

yes, soyboy is a thing now... no literally, I mean soy