Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Israel Shamir oh boy this guy. He's a russian born jew who converted to Russian orthadox christianity. He was born in Russia and eventually moved to Israel fighting as paratrooper in the Six Day War and the Yom Kippur war and lived there afterwards. Only one problem that might not be true. See a Swedish census report states he actually may have lived in Sweden during the time he was supposedly in Israel going by Jeram Jermas. Point is his personal background is a mystery but let's get down to beliefs.

Shamir is of the loony left persuasion, but he's too crazy even for other nutty lefties to stomach. Not only does he think the Elders of Protocols of Zion are relevant to today's Israel (never mind the documents were proven to fakes and plagiarized from a book that itself plagiarized another book). Regardless of your opinion of Israel (the country) citing the Protocols is not a good way to present your case. He claims he is not an anti-semite yet somehow always hosts them on his cite or finds ways to get in touch with them. Oh but he's not just a(n alleged) Holocaust denier, he's also a Cambodian Genocide denier too. (Side note: Counterpunch might be prime cow territory probably the left's answer to InfoWars) Okay maybe genocide denier is too strong a word, I mean clearly this isn't genocide denial:

A much quoted American professor, RJ Rummel, wrote that “out of a 1970 population of probably near 7,100,000 …almost 3,300,000 men, women, and children were murdered …most of these… were murdered by the communist Khmer Rouge”. Every second person was killed, according to his estimate.

However, Cambodia’s population was not halved but more than doubled since 1970, despite alleged multiple genocides. Apparently, the genocidaires were inept, or their achievements have been greatly exaggerated.

See totally not a genocide denier! That's just the Zionist media lying to you! Now Shamir was involved with Wikileaks briefly and was one of the reasons Daniel Domscheit-Berg left wikileaks describing him as an anti-semite.

He's so nutty even other leftwing nutjobs want nothing to do with him. Even RationalWiki thinks he's nuts.
Wikipeida
Website
Response to his genocide denial er I mean skepticism

 

[Bluey]

So a friend and recently myself have been dealing with a petty twenty year old manchild troll. Make that fail troll.

Meet Tyler, who also uses the same fictional name of Gunvolt; just like my friend. Tyler is 22 years old and gets his jollies of harassing minors and making a scene in streams. I don't have much dirt on this guy yet. Aside from various people I heard about him he is homophobic and transphobic.

So Tyler has been harassing a person for a year over a FUCKING username. He brushes off this harassment as "Fun" and thinks it's hilarious.

Liking his own comment.

Some petty Tweets: https://twitter.com/Armed_BlueGV/status/986996358094708737
Archive: http://archive.li/lLEbW

https://twitter.com/Armed_BlueGV/status/986815118808879104
Archive: http://archive.li/nye8Y

https://twitter.com/Armed_BlueGV/status/986788591132168192
Archive: http://archive.li/Yeccz

https://twitter.com/Armed_BlueGV/status/986772221984235520
Archive: http://archive.li/HFxqv

Links

His twitter full of shitty memes.
His youtube which is pure Cancer

 

[Schwarzhaar]

There's this weird guy at the school I go to. He talks either to himself or very audibly on his phone (nobody can tell which) constantly, and has discussed bringing a gun to school. Nobody likes rooming with him and so his dorm has becoming a revolving door of sorts. So he once asked me to be his roommate. I had met the guy once at that point but I didn't want to judge and hadn't heard various rumors about him, so I said I would consider it. So we became FB friends but the guy just kept messaging me at practically every waking hour and accused me of avoiding him. Keep in mind, when I'm at school I text my own mother whom I love very dearly maybe once every couple of days, which she's totally cool with, and I told him this. He didn't listen and kept messaging me constantly until he blew up and said I had "lied" to him. At that point I had to cut it off.
Later, when I was in the printing/scanning lab quietly minding my own damn business, he grabbed my shoulder and tried asking me how I was. Thankfully he departed shortly afterward.
A month or two later, we were both in our school's food court and I (understandably) had a deer-in-the-headlights face when he walked past me. Then he approached me a spell later to assure me that he wasn't following me. I'm pretty sure approaching someone unprovoked and telling them that you aren't following them is not very convincing.
Thankfully, I'll be living in a house next year that only Chinese students can live in, so if he asks to room with me, I'll tell him that that will be impossible.
TL;DR. Creepy, stalkery lolcow.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

There is this guy who is close friends with one of my IRL Best Friends. He is completely autistic cause he grabbed his ass in seventh grade, made retarded pterodactyl noises when people said he looks like a retarded pterodactyl, actually thought he was a super saiyan. These were all years ago, but he still exhibits this behavior to this day.

The worst thing he did is when me and my friends went to see Blade Runner 2049, he kept yelling in the line for the concession stand, and was play fighting with people, and when the guy in front of us got annoyed he yelled at everyone but him. Furthermore, when we got in the movie theater, we were sitting in the back row, and all he did was run around the theater screaming in people's ears. This was enough to kick us out of the theater before the third act of the movie started, and immediately afterwards this guy threw packets of mayonnaise at people.

Only minor things he has done is say that he is a true fire emblem fan despite never playing a single game and only playing as Ike from Super Smash Bros.

 

[narcissisticnarwhal]

Sorry to derail, wanted to add more content from that man's lovequest I teased earlier. This was a thing me and my friend did that was really reminiscent of an original CWC troll. Basically we interviewed that babyfur as a military father because he wanted to date his daughter, and then we flipped out when we realized he was a 30 year old pedophile who shit himself, lived with his mom, and masturbated to my little pony. I was the friend of the daughter who introduced Danny and Craig together. Obviously it was all fake but he totally bought it even though it was really obvious. Might be a bit autistic but it was funny. Some parts are missing but I tried to put them in order. Hopefully this is quality content

Spoiler: Troll

 

[Hummingbird]

Looking back at it, one of my middle school homeroom teachers would count as one. She once went into a massive rant about how all white people who aren't Jews should be put into a concentration camp to see how they like it for all their cruelty towards other groups.

The other crazy moment was when we were reading "The War Between the Classes" and she said she'd like to run the same experiment where she'd personally pick which kids would go through being treated the worst for the bad things they do and run the beauty pagent scene for both sexes so they can both feel the humiliation. Even in my early teens, I had a feeling that she thrived on humilating others.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

this guy doesn't produce content often, but when he does, he does it in spades

Spoiler: in response to a thread named 'Do bi girls not like bi guys?'

No matter what: this is definatly true:

1. Gay Men have a problem with it-they only talk to bi men when they think they are just gay, and that the bi label is fake (because for them it was fake). Once they realize you like women at all, they go away.

2. Almost all straight women have a problem with it. Even if your Herculues, your somehow seen as less of a man. And this ESPECIALLY true from sub women who are straight (which is almost all straight women, because almost all straight women are sub). If you do run into a dom straight woman, it's much less of an issue.

3. Bisexual women who are sub, again, have a problem with bisexual men if they need someone to be perfectly masculine in their eyes or else they aren't "dom enough." There is that frame of mind. Also just as an overall thing- ANYONE who is bisexual (male or female), and if THEY haven't accepted it, will just hate your ass once they find out you are bi, or you look bisexual, or look gay. They will project that onto you. Which again- is most bisexual women, because most women ARE bisexual. And most bisexual women ARE closeted, and feel they have to have this jock straight man for their family. And this makes them feel upset when they eat out a sorority college girls vagina.

In my own experience, because I was femme and never looked hypermasculine. I dated nothing but non-straight women (bi women and closet lesbians), ALL OF THEM had a problem with me being bisexual- and that was directly correlated to why they dated me in the first place. I triggered their female attraction algorithim. Even before dressing as a woman and realizing I am transgender, I was so femme and androgynous as a male that sometimes I would get she pronouns with certain outfits I wore, and I even had straight men attracted to me back THEN and they would go "I feel so conflicted, because I am straight, have never been attracted to a man before, but I am attracted to you," And A lot of my girlfriends ended up being compeltly lesbian.

So if your a femme bi male- watch out. The reason why they hate you for being bi, is because they hate themselves for a being a lesbian. If your a femme male it's like they wanted to imagine you as a woman (just like how some gay people when they sleep with the opposite sex try to image you as the same sex to make it easier for them), and they all were disgusted with my body, since I had a dick. And since they realized they were gay and into vagina with women bodies.

So those are the main reasons. Even though if you look on here on fetlife- all of the straight dom men, they get bi women even more than straight women. So yeah there is a hypocracy where it's okay for women to be bisexual (in the eyes of women and men as well), but it's not okay for men to be bisexual.

If you look at the male profiles on here of TOTALLY HYPERMASCULINE MEN- if ANY of them list themselves as a switch or sub AND are listed as bisexual- their photo likes is 95% all only from other bisexual men and gay men, and maybe like 1 bi woman. The women are just gone. In fact you have a better chance being a femme bi male, than a mas one, cause at least you can appeal to their lesbian quality like I did. "Emo or scene" looking bi men get at least 10% of bi, queer and lesbian, and a few straight women liking them. Because of the proto-lesbian quality there.

Because the fact is bi women want their men to be men, and their women to be women. And this gets very rigid the more a woman is sub it seems to be. If your a bi man and are a dom, if your alternative punk looking with eyeliner and a riding crop, you will get away with having some bi women who are alternative like you and be sub to you.

But if your oblitertly screwed if your just an everyday masculine guy who happens to be bisexual, If you come out as bi in your title and your totally butch and look like a jock- it will only be bi men and gay men for you from now on. And most bi masculine guys (which is what most bi men are actually and the universe seems to not understand this), is EXACTLY why almost all of them are closeted. Because they just inherently know that they need to shut their trap about the label or else the women won't be attracted to them anymore. Even if they did everything else perfectly as masculine. It's just how it is. And like I said it mostly is due to the SUBMISSIVE women sexuality. Because bi women are dominant, they fucking love bisexual masculine men. They loveeee it. It's pretty much the best thing in the world to them, especially ones that pay money to them. Bi dom woman love a musclely clad tall huge guy all chained up to a wall. So really it's the sub and switch women who take issue to men being bi, because they interpet this as no longer purely masculine.

 

[GiantSpiderInvasion]

I'm on a Discord server for artists. Most members are cool and well adjusted, except this one guy, who went by the fitting handle, "LameGuy64."

LameGuy hated himself, and was quite obsessed with his self hatred. He'd spam normal, fun conversations with comments on how nobody likes his art, or that he's not good enough and might as well quit. Or, if you followed him, he'd try to guilt you for not faving and commenting enough.

Years before Discord, he used to draw his cartoony characters dying gruesome, bloody deaths because he didn't think they were good enough to get popular.

All that wasn't the worst part. LameGuy is a pedophile. He would ask every other member of the server if he could draw child porn of their characters, and drool over panty shots he did of others' characters. He wrote that his own child character had sex in-canon, and wanted our opinion on the subject. Oh, and he admitted it was his dream to have a life-sized doll of one of his characters, with a built in vagina, so he could have sex with it. The age of consent is 12 in his country(The Philippines), but he knows Westerners are disgusted by child sex.

Needless to say, people didn't like him at all, and he showed himself out after getting the hint. Not before leaving the server founder and angry note, saying, "Screw you and everyone on your server," and deactivated his DeviantArt account.

Everybody is relieved that he's gone.

Here's some screencaps from myself and other server members:

Spoiler: Highlights

 

[Icy Arlovskaya]

2 fuckers raged at me for not giving them a 5/5 rating

 

[fingerpaints]

Kristen Lynne Cummings: https://www.instagram.com/p/BiYQEX-Fuf5/?hl=en

Obsessed with Puerto Rico, posts on Instagram dozens of times a day - even pictures of cupboards and washing machines. Veers between 'all men hate me and are cheaters', strange wacky grin cleavage shots, and posting screenshots of people liking her pics. Occasionally gets into weird obsessive internet relationships with men that are possibly catfishing her. The scary thing is she has a son.

She also posts on something called Live.me, but changes her username all the time.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Kristen Lynne Cummings: https://www.instagram.com/p/BiYQEX-Fuf5/?hl=en

Obsessed with Puerto Rico, posts on Instagram dozens of times a day - even pictures of cupboards and washing machines. Veers between 'all men hate me and are cheaters', strange wacky grin cleavage shots, and posting screenshots of people liking her pics. Occasionally gets into weird obsessive internet relationships with men that are possibly catfishing her. The scary thing is she has a son.

She also posts on something called Live.me, but changes her username all the time.

Oh gods, those are some serious crazy person eyes. That goes beyond "wacky" grin and right into "I keep dead cats in my freezer" grin.

 

[captn_kettle]

Okay so this weekend was a fucking treat with personal lolcows.

I support a charity that deals with vulnerable people and a couple of days ago, they shut down suddenly. I received an obscure email that explained fuck all, until i spoke to a few other backers.

They shut down because the founders husband got prosecuted with child porn, which came to light 3 fucking years ago. The founder knew about these charges and still allowed him to work with vulnerable people for 3 years.

 

[Rampage1986]

He traces art from the don bluth movies or other stuff. He traces so many arts and make cringe one.

http://archive.is/QXzoJ

http://archive.is/lOcRy

His waifu
http://archive.is/TAQpj

His racism and stupid stuff

 

[Frogasm]

A man I refused to date (Im a lesbian but he thought I would make an exception for him) MADE A TULPA OF ME a few years ago. its so staggering that I still dont know what to make of it. when I go to my home town I sometimes run into him and other people i went to high school with and last time I saw him he was wearing a dog collar. he has a stutter and stares at your feet if you try to talk to him, especially if you arent happy with him.

Through high school he was just a run of the mill loser but he seemed unaware of the fact.

He also likes MLP and I wouldnt be surprised if he got the idea for a tulpa from that community.

 

[Rampage1986]

Tebby1988
The lolcow soviet wolf
http://archive.is/A9uw1
http://archive.is/KQaHC
https://archive.li/o4LgG
http://archive.is/aUHYX
https://archive.li/1d1Om
A furry and a fat fetish furry. He is eccentric too.

 

[Rampage1986]

Got an angry A logger shark. An angry shark named Turkranma

 

[Anonimo]

My mom is probably one of the most giving people I know, and as such, she has a tendency to take in what my brothers call "charity cases". Now most of these instances are alright, usually just people who need a little help or in some cases, stray kittens. But I can name one who continually tests my mom's patience. This is a story about a little old lady named Dorothy

Spoiler

Now at first glance, Dorothy doesn't seem like much, just an unassuming old woman in her 90s. Our washing machine had broken one December, and so my mom had to take out the laundry to the laundromat and she found Dorothy walking out in the cold. My mom wasn't too thrilled and offered to take her back to her apartment. Next thing you know my mom is driving her to the grocery store, and suddenly her older sister is involved and its trips to the hospital, to the salon, you know Driving Miss Daisy kind of stuff. Things are pretty uneventful for the first few trips.

Then the last election happened and she got a little crazy. Suddenly she was going on about whatever she was hearing on the radio from every far-right talk show host on the radio. Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Matt Drudge, Alex Jones, take your pick, she's probably listened to them. See, she's a die-hard Trump supporter, which means she butts heads a few times with my very left-leaning mom. She listens to MSNBC on the car radio or anything that makes even the slightest jab at Trump? Dorothy goes on a tirade about how the US is being overrun by communists and the deep state. My mom asks who these communists are, and Dorothy says "The Jews! The Jews are all communists!" Made even better that she's yelling this at a woman who is married to a Jewish man, and that her single source of this conspiracy theory was something she apparently heard from Mark Levin who is in fact, Jewish.

Another thing to know about Dorothy, she is a terrible racist. The local assisted living people have sent her several different care takers, most of them black women, who she has gotten fired time and time again with bogus stories according to my mom. Once I actually saw her and her sister with a black woman dressed in scrubs whom I can only assume was one of these caretakers after making a deposit at the bank and the woman looked like she would rather be somewhere else.

Recently, my mom had some reconstructive surgery on her left leg, and she was being bombarded with calls from Dorothy to drive her to the grocery store immediately after. Once she got the cast, she could drive, since the surgery wasn't done on her right foot. For a time though, she was very firm that she wouldn't be giving Dorothy any rides.

Now you're probably wondering how Dorothy was getting her food if she drives away any caretaker who would give her a ride because of skin color. Turns out she stocked up on frozen food and had been living out of the freezer for at least a month. Around that time my mom finally acquiesced and took her. Now I knew she was a bigot, but it is ridiculous the lengths one will take to keep it up.

This makes you wonder, "where is her family in all this?" Well, apparently she won't trust anyone besides my mother to take her. Her great grand-niece I know is a bad driver and got into a car crash with my brother once because she wasn't paying attention. The rest of them? Hell if I know. They either can't be assed to do it themselves, or maybe bad driving is hereditary?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

My personal gendercow, after her child declared his genderspecialness and desire for "they/them" pronouns to much fanfare from the parents who've always wanted anything other than a straight white cismale, has now dyed her 8 year old kid's hair "unicorn" colors. The kid, as usual since beginning his gender exploration journey, looks miserable.

The mom (who calls herself a dad) spends most of her time in a massive depressive haze talking about how much she hates homeschooling (but her kid will be bullied otherwise!) and hates doing things for her kid like throwing him birthday parties. The only times she's enthusiastic are the times when the kid shows an interest in her specific interests: bands she likes, gardening, and (of course) gender weirdness. She only sounds enthusiastic about being the kid's parent when the kid is actively non-conforming to masculine norms, even though she personally had to transition because she preferred those norms.

It's clear that the kid is starting to learn that he is responsible for his mother's emotional state, and that he has to change his appearance and shape his interests to please her, or else she will disappear for days on end to her bed, suffering from various poorly-defined ailments, leaving him to fend for himself.

Meanwhile, she's also talking about how it was so necessary from a self-care perspective for her to stop talking to her physically and mentally disabled mother, and to kick out her disabled sister (who lived with her because their mom is disabled and was having difficulty helping with the sister's basic care). Obviously, her depression and anxiety are more important than being nice to disabled family. What had they done wrong, you might ask? These two mentally retarded women, one with dementia and the other with moderate to severe retardation, sometimes forgot her pronouns and didn't always think of her as a man. So of course, that's "abusive."

 

[Feline Darkmage]

t's clear that the kid is starting to learn that he is responsible for his mother's emotional state, and that he has to change his appearance and shape his interests to please her, or else she will disappear for days on end to her bed, suffering from various poorly-defined ailments, leaving him to fend for himself.

I feel for this child </3

Mama sounds a bit cray.

 

[Rampage1986]

He traces art from the don bluth movies or other stuff. He traces so many arts and make cringe one.

http://archive.is/QXzoJ

http://archive.is/lOcRy

His waifu
http://archive.is/TAQpj

His racism and stupid stuff

For those want to make a threads about nixwerld. He post more journal and admits he trace it.
http://archive.is/Hp80U

His trace art
http://archive.is/Wj8eY

Arts made from others
http://archive.is/Q3ifj
https://archive.li/dZQuz
http://archive.is/AcsNu
https://archive.li/D4nLU
https://archive.li/fCcaS/faecf5a66302ed0deee8ad74e8cdd5f3a2783e85
https://archive.is/jMQdE/2d936a4e08012cb9ca9eb5306089b63e4a5a15ff