Manosphere Grotesque / Grotesquesubhuman / Unattractive Failure - Edgy incel with an acid attack fetish. Got arrested for creeping out his therapist.

[An Sionnach Seang]

What don't you get? If you can shoulder press 135 lbs, adding another 67.5 lbs is huge. Similarly, the difference between a cat leaping 2 feet and 3 feet is massive. That's the difference between a functionally useless parasite and an elite cat that would finish in the top 3 of the obstacle course portion of any state level cat show.

mate, you're talking about a domestic cat

let it go already

 

[shawnphase]

for real tho. a-logging a cat. cmon yam, punch high.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

What don't you get? If you can shoulder press 135 lbs, adding another 67.5 lbs is huge. Similarly, the difference between a cat leaping 2 feet and 3 feet is massive. That's the difference between a functionally useless parasite and an elite cat that would finish in the top 3 of the obstacle course portion of any state level cat show.

Cats can jump up to 5-6x their height, what the fuck are you on about?

for real tho. a-logging a cat. cmon yam, punch high.

 

[Grotesque]

Munchkin cats are indoor cats (you can walk them, but that experiment didn't last long with Pebbles). It's impossible to get them proper exercise, especially when they get older.

I'm against the breeding of munchkin cats, btw. Pebbles was given to me by my Aunt as she came in a package deal with her brother and I didn't have the heart to sell her or whatever. She came from some crazy old British lady who had a bunch of munchkins, so I don't think Pebbles was a purposeful mutation, I hope...

Sadly, Pebbles' brother died years ago. And my Aunt replaced him with a bengal cat. There is a cat that will force you to be active.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Munchkin cats are indoor cats (you can walk them, but that experiment didn't last long with Pebbles). It's impossible to get them proper exercise, especially when they get older.

I'm against the breeding of munchkin cats, btw. Pebbles was given to me by my Aunt as she came in a package deal with her brother and I didn't have the heart to sell her or whatever. She came from some crazy old British lady who had a bunch of munchkins, so I don't think Pebbles was a purposeful mutation, I hope...

Sadly, Pebbles' brother died years ago. And my Aunt replaced him with a bengal cat. There is a cat that will force you to be active.

Don’t worry, friend. All these people in your thread are a bunch of weeb furries. Keep being you.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Cats can jump up to 5-6x their height, what the fuck are you on about?

I'm discussing relative gains, not totals. It doesn't matter what X is, what I'm saying is that a 1.5x increase is incredibly significant and any serious cat owner knows this.

 

[jewelry investor]

I'm discussing relative gains, not totals. It doesn't matter what X is, what I'm saying is that a 1.5x increase is incredibly significant and any serious cat owner knows this.

conclusion: autopsies on car crash victims have determined that owning cats can turn you into an incel or an a-logger.

 

[WW 635]

@Yellow Yam Scam has been threadbanned for a week for a-logging a cat

 

[gobbogobb]

@Yellow Yam Scam has been threadbanned for a week for a-logging a cat

He has to have made kiwifarms history right?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

This thread needs to chill the fuck out and actually focus on content, rather then how high cats can jump, or about how cats are cute, or about how giving him attention IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS. Lmfao you all are more pathetic than @Grotesque .

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

WE NEED MORE PEBBLES VIDEOS NOW

 

[Inquisitor]

This thread needs to chill the fuck out and actually focus on content, rather then how high cats can jump, or about how cats are cute, or about how giving him attention IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS. Lmfao you all are more pathetic than @Grotesque .

This isn't about grotesque anymore. This is about Pebbles. Get on board or gtfo

 

[Popuko]

This thread has a very good OP.

 

[Grotesque]

Do I have a future as a singer?

 

[shawnphase]

Watch this video on YouTube.
Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Do I have a future as a singer?

Hi friend, it appears your video is unavailable! Try to upload it again! I for one am excited to watch it!

 

[Grotesque]

It should work now. Pebbles also says "Hi, give me food."

 

[Catetive]

Do I have a future as a singer?

This was actually pretty funny, clever lyricism Sir Grotesque.

 

[Grotesque]

 

[Computery Guy]

I never knew it was possible for everyone in a Lolcow thread, THE LOLCOW INCLUDED, to just all simultaneously stop giving a shit. It's like a switch got flipped in the last few pages or something.