Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
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TheGreatCitracett said:
Well, the New York Post hasn't reported it yet, so I'm not sure what he thinks.

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I don't know why this Russ lie seems dumber to me than everything else but Russ has already said he hires prostitutes without seeing pictures of their faces so first off baloney that he wouldn't have tried to have sex with her and second I am pretty sure Gunness wouldn't have wasted her time with him because he's so poor and also incapable of physical labor.
 
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Also, just to point out the hypocrisy (big shock) - it wasn't so long ago Russ was complaining about his experiences on Tinder, saying that when he posted up headless photos of his hot body, the ladies couldn't get enough of him. But as soon as he posted a photo of his face they swiped left (or whatever direction is a "wouldn't tap that"). Leading to Russ reeeing about how shall we women on Tinder (and in general) are.
 
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Gross. Nice hero life.
 

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Zombiefaceddwarf said:
Also, just to point out the hypocrisy (big shock) - it wasn't so long ago Russ was complaining about his experiences on Tinder, saying that when he posted up headless photos of his hot body, the ladies couldn't get enough of him. But as soon as he posted a photo of his face they swiped left (or whatever direction is a "wouldn't tap that"). Leading to Russ reeeing about how shall we women on Tinder (and in general) are.
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Russ needs that lie to fit into “muh disability” is the only reason I’m not batting away chicks with a stick. The truth is any woman who saw only his body on Tinder would assume he’s the dumbest mofo on the planet to think his pasty lumpy body is attractive to anybody.

A guy with that body type could easily attract a girlfriend but not because of his hot bod, but because of a good personality, money, intellect, kindness, etc....all those qualities Russ lacks. Also any non-tard knows if you have a body like that you don’t flaunt it likes it’s your prime asset, because if that’s what you think is your #1 quality to get a date you’re obviously a Timmy Chloe Quinn and it’s only downhill from the pasty potato body.
 
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Supreme Sundae said:
I didn't read the article, but based on the description, I'm pretty sure that isn't Lizzie Borden, but a younger Belle Gunness. Lizzie is famous for the ax murder of her parents, no one else. Belle lured in men she found through lonely-hearts types of advertisements. She owned property and a farm, so it wasn't hard to find men in her community (Norwegian immigrants) to show up with all their money thinking they would be getting married. She killed a lot of men (and their children) with this M.O. and possibly got away with it.

Her farm was found burned down as suspicion fell on her, and the bodies of her victims were found including that of a corpse that they thought was Belle. However, Belle was a large woman (I know Russ, so gross, right?) and the corpse they found was not only much smaller than her, but it was also missing it's head.
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Ah shit. My bad, they do kinda vaguely look alike.
 
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Zombiefaceddwarf said:
Just in case you guys have never seen this question he posted on Quora - https://www.quora.com/I-have-a-faci...to-meet-How-do-I-tell-them-about-my-paralysis
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It's not that hard to figure out Russ... if he were a decent person he could post pictures of his face on a dating site, still probably get hits, and not have to worry about sprining it on them later. But he's not and people can see that, so no one wants to touch him with a 10 foot pole.

It's his eyes that give it away, not his mouth.
 
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Zombiefaceddwarf said:
Just in case you guys have never seen this question he posted on Quora - https://www.quora.com/I-have-a-faci...to-meet-How-do-I-tell-them-about-my-paralysis
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I like that that one of the comments has this to say :story::
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Russell sure as hell went out of his way to ignore this advice, and now look where he is. Fucking amazing.

(Rather unrelated, but that top comment on the page where the guy brings up wanting a polyamorous relationship--that has nothing to do with Russ' question--looks like the work of an untapped lolcow.)
 
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But, but, but...

I was placed for adoption and a nice family in Utah gave me all the tools I needed for success (except maybe learning how to cope). Now, for some weird reason, all of my super cool plights are ignored by them, and my birth family doesn’t want anything to do with me. I mean, I am a paralegal, songwriter, wrote a book, and I’m inspiring. I don’t understand. I’m the best and they just don’t see it.

Why wasn’t I invited to this concert? No, I’m not a foster kid...golly gee, I’m not even a kid anymore. But none of that matters. I see no frickin disclaimers anywhere about this concert Taylor did. This will be added as evidence in my 100,000,000 lawsuit against Taylor, which I will win.

Now excuse me while I go REEEEEE online. This stunt Taylor pulled helping foster kids will cause me to lose yet another job. Thanks Taylor for ruining my life.

I still love you and want to work this out.
Very Truly Yours,
Russ

http://people.com/music/taylor-swift-arizona-foster-kids-private-concert/amp/
 
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12 Inch Taint said:
I have never enjoyed Taylor's music or found her all that interesting or relateable, but, over the course of this thread, I'm beginning to kind of like her. Despite the veritable loony bin of stalkers coming after her, she really does do a lot of nice things for her fans, particularly the younger ones.
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Same here. Foster kids have it so rough, they spend a lot of time longing for things most kids take for granted so the idea of a pop star putting on a concert just for them so all the other kids will be jealous of them for once is pretty awesome.

Russ is only creating more Swift fans with his delusional antics.
 
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12 Inch Taint said:
I have never enjoyed Taylor's music or found her all that interesting or relateable, but, over the course of this thread, I'm beginning to kind of like her. Despite the veritable loony bin of stalkers coming after her, she really does do a lot of nice things for her fans, particularly the younger ones.
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I actually have extended family members who got to take their kids to the dress rehearsal concert last night. (All of their kids are foster adoptions.) The mom said that Taylor was incredibly gracious, that she took time after the concert to go meet everyone who came, and gave all of the kids (and most of the adults) hugs. The dad of the family said that he's officially a Taylor Swift fan after that concert. It really does sound like she's a class act.

And the whole time they were telling me about how great it was, I was inwardly laughing at how furious Russell is going to be, if and when he hears about it.
 
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Well Russell actually is mentally ill so I don't know what he's got his panties in a twist for. I mean besides sperging on the Taylor Swift FB page earlier today and that's when he isn't masturbating to her pictures.
 
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