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Son of Big Boss said:
Dude, the guy doesn't work out, doesn't get sun exposure, and eats garbage.

It's a miracle that he doesn't look like a ghoul already.
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Thats his dream yard. No work. Unless he is going to put some pot plants in which he will need to water every day (plus he's up north close to snow mexicans so i guess winter might kill them).

Worth more for him to just let the concrete get some sun
 
So Game Pass is actually a dollar and will include State of Decay 2, just the peasant normie version, not the Elite Pro Gamer Early edition for a mere $48.99 more. It's not like he will play the game past a week anyway, let alone a month. Heck, he'd actually make a fucking profit on youtube views on a game for once, but i'm sure i'm just a braindead numbfuck idiot that doesn't understand how to run a business.

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It almost looks like someone photoshopped him to be 10-15 years older in that pic. He really needs some exercise and sun.
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That goatee needs to be shaved. I understood it in like 2013 when it was a full goatee but it looks genuinely disgusting. There's no reason to have it as its detrimental to his looks, he needs to full shave now due to how patchy and blotchy his facial hair is due to his age.

For reference: DSP in 2013
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Staycation next week: Monday, May 14-Wednesday, May 16

If he doesn't add a few to his subscription total before then, he could return to streaming with under 400 subs. (428 right now; he got what? 40-50 subs on the 15th last month.)
 
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JMR said:
Staycation next week: Monday, May 14-Wednesday, May 16

If he doesn't add a few to his subscription total before then, he could return to streaming with under 400 subs. (428 right now; he got what? 40-50 subs on the 15th last month.)
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He is going to push subs hard this week because he knows if he doesn't reach 475 before the 15th it will not happen. Even if someone gifts him 40+ subs to hit the goal he is just in the same position next month. Doesn't help the goal last month isn't even starting until June. He should put up a poll for a few days and play whatever game wins instead of Dead Space 2 because unless I missed something nobody cares about that playthrough.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
He is going to push subs hard this week because he knows if he doesn't reach 475 before the 15th it will not happen. Even if someone gifts him 40+ subs to hit the goal he is just in the same position next month. Doesn't help the goal last month isn't even starting until June. He should put up a poll for a few days and play whatever game wins instead of Dead Space 2 because unless I missed something nobody cares about that playthrough.
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Don't even know what's to redeem other than not pretending to some Nazi fuckface and killing jews.
 
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Son of Big Boss said:
Dude, the guy doesn't work out, doesn't get sun exposure, and eats garbage.

It's a miracle that he doesn't look like a ghoul already.
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Ooh Ooh, instead of calling regular people "Smoothskin" he can call them "Nudniks" "Hey! Let me get a dollar Nudniks"
 
JackDavis said:
You forgot Sams Club, Costco and Netflix.



They were so book smart that they sold it before the Great Condo Fire of 2018. It's probably worth half that now after having a hole in the roof for the past 4 fucking months.
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He has both a Sam’s Club and a Costco membership? Really? And he insists on the Schwanns crap? I know for a fact that Costco at least has nice frozen products for a reasonable price.
 
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OneDaySon said:
That goatee needs to be shaved. I understood it in like 2013 when it was a full goatee but it looks genuinely disgusting. There's no reason to have it as its detrimental to his looks, he needs to full shave now due to how patchy and blotchy his facial hair is due to his age.

For reference: DSP in 2013
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He needs to make up his fucking mind whether or not he is going to groom himself. He is a disgusting shit regardless but he can pick a path. This half shaved bullshit is pathetic and that gray in his beard is not helping him either. I can pull off gray in my beard because I can pull off the Refined, Gentleman Hobo look. Phil just looks tired and old.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
He is going to push subs hard this week because he knows if he doesn't reach 475 before the 15th it will not happen. Even if someone gifts him 40+ subs to hit the goal he is just in the same position next month. Doesn't help the goal last month isn't even starting until June. He should put up a poll for a few days and play whatever game wins instead of Dead Space 2 because unless I missed something nobody cares about that playthrough.
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Phil cares. And anybody knows what happens when Phil has an idea, it let you run straight to the bunker.
To be -sigh- fair with Phil: Doing redemption runs Playing old games again isn't a straight bad idea. You can show what you've learned over time and it kinda nullifies the shown skillset of his old run. The basic problem here is the elephant in the room called DSP.

Oh what great commentary we will get, I am so hyped right now, oh the unknown's killing me *flails arms, flails arms, flails arms*
Hey chat, where is the next objective?
Hey chat, how can we kill this enemy?
Hey, someone in chat is saying.
Hey chat, I never made fun of jews, stupid.
Hey chat, -silence-.
AHMAGAHD THE NECROMORPH IS CHEATING. Yeah this is stupid d00d. What a terrible game.

I predict he will play it as boring as every other game, same commentary. Because the statistic says so. It will just be bad. This won't nullify anything, it just adds. And when people will search for the new playthrough they will still find his jewish commentary and ask what de fuck dis was about. I really don't get why he risks that people could find his infamous DS2 scene. He could just fap again and claim: This time I do it properly and chat helps me. Just the same.
 
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