Pooh's Adventures of Autism - The Most Autistic Crossovers You Will Ever Find

[Mechanism Eight]

Oh god, these people. Oh dear god, these people.

I've heard they're a nuisance and occasionally an actual problem on other (read: not stupid) wikia wikis, and that Scratchpad Wikia is also infested with them to a fairly disturbing extent. The crap there is usually even worse in terms of quality, and is frequently just stating which random characters of their liking replace the actual ones and stuff like that.

I really like how he lined everybody up in boring, straight lines instead of trying to be exciting like the image he's pasting pictures all over. It's very...autistic. Also how he "extended" the image to include even more goddamn trains.

That baffles me almost as much as the rest of this madness. It's like they don't want to take their time and put effort into these things...

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That baffles me almost as much as the rest of this madness. It's like they don't want to take their time and put effort into these things...

I wouldn't be surprised. But if that did take a long time to do. Either they're dumber/slower than we think, or they have a really low standard of effort.

 

[Xalver]

I had actually thought about thinking up the most cannon safe excuses for fanfics and art that rape cannon, just as a joke.

For poohs adventures, I think that pooh and (canon)friends are simply doing hallucinogenic drugs, and that the random characters are from the various forms of media that they've seen.
This theory also rapes canon, but it's the most logical excuse for the canon raping cluster-fuck of pooh's adventures.

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

That baffles me almost as much as the rest of this madness. It's like they don't want to take their time and put effort into these things...

Well, you know, if they wanted to put time and effort into their work they wouldn't do videos about characters that other people made participating in stories other people made, using footage other people made.

 

[Indigo]

While looking at their wiki for the heck of it, I came across this. I'm just going to let the picture speak for itself.

Spoiler: Thomas Prime

The funny thing here is that bootleg Thomas Transformer toys already exist.

So, yeah, this bizarre merging of two very different concepts that almost, almost makes you think that these people have maybe a modicum of creativity?

Nah, they stole that shit too ahahahaha.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

While looking at their wiki for the heck of it, I came across this. I'm just going to let the picture speak for itself.

Spoiler: Thomas Prime

This actually exists.

Thomas Transformer

 

[José Mourinho]

Found some weird shit. The sad thing is that these are actually legit and not trolling considering the editors for these pages were editing a lot on the wiki.

1. http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Barney_Goes_to_Jurassic_Park (Made by a user with 2000+ edits)

Dorothy Ann decides Barney needs to be reconnected with his dinosaur roots, so she, Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy, Snoopy, Dipper, Mabel, Isabella, Phineas, Ferb, Arnold, Carlos, Wanda, Tim, Keesha, Phoebe, Ralphie, and Miss Frizzle take him to her great-uncle Hammond's dinosaur park, with some of their friends. Unfortunately, they're in for a rough stay when something goes wrong with the inhabitants.

2. http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pooh's_Adventures_of_Charlotte's_Web (Made by an admin and a known Pooh's Adventures maker with 16000+ edits)
This wiki page is not enough. Watch this video instead, where you can see farmers being on the same level with fucking Bowser.
http://www.veoh.com/watch/v21551025btgQzD6X?h1=Pooh's+Adventures+of+Charlotte's+Web+Part+1

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Very quick and rough Photoshop edit inspired by various Pooh's Adventures posters:

Spoiler

 

[Saney]

Very quick and rough Photoshop edit inspired by various Pooh's Adventures posters:

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Not enough characters. You gotta cram two dozen more people in there (at least) and half of them need to be trains.

 

[ADamnDjinn]

This actually exists.

Thomas Transformer

Dayum, I want one of those.

 

[José Mourinho]

What if someone made Pooh's Adventures with *gasp* decent photoshopping skills but with wasted talent?
1. http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Quack_Pack_Heroes_Adventures_Series (Made by a user with 3000+ edits)

Join Huey, Dewey & Louie as begins her own adventures in Equestria beyond along with all of her friends including Princess Yuna & Dusty Crophopper, They're new adventure begin's as they work together to save the world from The Dazzlings, The world lies in the hands of three brave teenage ducks.

1.1 Here's a recent crossover with a Power Rangers series : http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Quack_Pack_Meet's_Power_Rangers_Jungle_Fury

2. http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Team_Robot_In_Pokemon_XY_The_Series (Made by the same user)

It features Team Robot, Spongebob, Patrick, The Eds, Ash Ketchum and Pikachu as they venture into the Kalos region where they meet new friends, Clemont and Bonnie, and where Ash reunites with his childhood friend, Serena. Ash will catch new Kalos Pokémon, and make new rivals along the way to compete in the Kalos League and learning about the secrets of Mega Evolution

Oh yes, because it's great to see some irrelevant characters in a new Pokemon series.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This actually exists.

Thomas Transformer

There's plenty of them too. And they all look pretty sweet (if not a tad horrifying on some).

 

[José Mourinho]

Possibly the most ridiculous crossover I have ever seen. And the biggest which contain lots of unnecessary crossovers.
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wik...Adventures_of_Transformers:_Age_of_Extinction (Made by a user with 10000+ edits)

Pooh and Brian Griffin's Adventures of Transformers: Age of Extinction is a epic upcoming Winnie the Pooh/Family Guy/Non-Disney/Disney/Paramount Pictures Crossover created by Hiatt Grey and Co-directed by Stuingtion.
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Sixty-five million years ago. during the late Cretaceous period, beings know as the Creators detonate many "Seeds", wiping out most life on Earth. In the present, a geologist named Darcy Tyrill discovers a Dinosaur corpse covered in a strange metal.

Five years have passed since the Battle of Chicago and humanity has grown fearful of the Autobots and joint combat operations between them have been severed. Officially the Autobots are granted sanctuary but secretly, even without the President's knowledge, but Cemetery Wind, an elite CIA unit headed by paranoid Harold Attinger and team leader James Savoy, tasked with hunting down the remaining Decepticons, is also secretly hunting down Autobots, believing them to be a threat and intent on ridding earth of them as well and have killed most of them. With the aid of the Transformer bounty hunter Lockdown and along with Pooh and Brian's old enemies, [lead by Bowser] they ambush and brutally kill Ratchet, whilst their primary target is Optimus Prime, Thomas and Twilight Sparkle whom Lockdown wants personally alive while Sunset Shimmer and Trixie want Twilight dead.


Meanwhile Cade Yeager, a struggling inventor, and his friend Lucas buy an old truck to strip it for parts in hopes of sending Cade's daughter Tessa to college. At this point Cadance and Shining Armor reveal Cadance to be pregnant. Cade soon discovers that the truck is an injured Optimus Prime and repairs him. After locating Optimus in Texas, Cemetery Wind and Lockdown travel there and threaten Cade, Tessa, and Lucas. Optimus comes out of hiding and attacks the operatives, allowing our heroes, Cade, and his friends to escape. They are saved by Shane Dyson, Tessa's secret boyfriend, and after a lengthy chase they escape. However, Lucas is killed by Lockdown's grenade. Whilst in hiding tensions between Cade and his daughter and Shane rise due to their secret relationship. Optimus meanwhile rallies the last remaining Autobots: Bumblebee, Hound, Drift, and Crosshairs. Cade hacks into a drone he took from the attack in Texas, and learns that Cemetery Wind is working with a corporation called KSI. They decide to infiltrate KSI headquarters in Chicago for information.


Meanwhile, Joshua Joyce, the head of KSI, shows Darcy that he has perfected Transformium, the codeable, molecularly unstable metal that the Transformers are made of. He has imprisoned Brains to decode dead Transformers' brains and utilize their data for the human-created Transformers. He shows Darcy his prized creation, Galvatron, who was created using data from Megatron's brain. Optimus and the Autobots storm the facility, break Brains out, and start to destroy it. Joyce stops them and explains that humans don't need the Autobots anymore, as they can create their own Transformer soldiers, and the Autobots leave.


Attinger forces Joyce to launch Galvatron and Stinger to pursue the Autobots. Galvatron and Optimus battle, then Sunset Shimmmer [somehow armed with a Luger P08 pistol] tries to kill Twilight, but Brian jumps in front of the bullet at the last second. Lockdown wounds and captures Optimus, along with Tessa, Elsa, Thomas, and Twilight into his ship, where he locks Optimus in the middle of his trophy room, which also carries the Dinobots, legendary knights that Lockdown imprisoned. He explains that the Creators want Optimus back. Before leaving, Lockdown gives Attinger a Seed, a bomb that can cyberform any area of land, giving Cade, Shane, our heroes, and the Autobots time to board the ship. Cade and Shane save Tessa, and escape with Bumblebee. The other Autobots save Optimus and escape before Lockdown's ship enters deep space.


While onboard, Discord tries to corrupt Rattesnake Jake into rejoining the villains' side, but Rattlesnake Jake had learned from Stuingtion's Engines the true meaning of Friendship and loyalty to the inlaw's side. He angrily refuses and shoots Discord in the shoulder. Then Stuingtion's Engines and the Princesses meet up with Tirek after discovering his source of power, which were Energy CrystalsKing Candy/Turbo got from the Miner Trains' mine which gave him a stronger power than what equines' magic could. There, Tirek tries to steal the Prinesses' magic but due to him getting his power from the crystals he could no longer do so, much to his dismay. Celestia then gun points him and demands the location of Thomas, Twilight, and Elsa but when he didn't do so, she smacked him with the handle. Then Stuingtion's engines attempt to kill him but the Princesses aren't so okay with them doing so and claim that it's still best to send him bak to Tartarus like before, but the Cartoon engines claim that Tartarus isn't an option and it's better if Tirek is terminated so he won't return again. and they again, attempt to kill him, but the Princesses knock them out and bind up Tirek in magic proof chains and go to Bowser and demand him to tell them where Elsa, Thomas, and Twilight are by threating to put Tirek in Tartarus but Bowser reveils that he and Hades went to Tartarus, and killed Cerberus so they could release Tirek from his prison. And the Villains soon get ready to kill them but our heroes arrive in the nick of time and attack them. Percy quickly shunts the Princesses to safety and he, Shining Armor, Cadance, Pinkie Pie, and Maud Pie go and search for Thomas and Twilight. As they go search, the rest of our heroes fight the villains and then race out of the main room. Soon enough, Percy's rescue team finds Thomas and Twilight inside a prison cell strapped onto a flatbed after geeting the door open, Percy shunts the flatbed out. But they soon find Buzz and Delete chasing them. The rest of heroes barricade the door but Tirek manages to break it open. Luckily, Mucker manages to shake them off by throwing a ton of explosives in the path. Percy soon catches back up with everyone else and they escape Lockdown's ship. However, Elsa was still in their captivity along with Littlefoot and his friends.


Optimus and Brains reveal that Galvatron is Megatron reincarnated, and that he has been manipulating KSI to make an army and steal the Seed in order to wipe out humans and create more Decepticons. Cade warns Joyce, which at the same time Galvatron activates by himself and possesses all the KSI prototypes to do his bidding. Joyce betrays Attinger and retreats to Beijing with Darcy and his business associate Su Yueming to get a military extraction. But Vinny leaves the group thinking that there is nothing they can do. But out somewhere he sees angels of his parents and Brian appears alive and well. So they return to our heroes. Sideshow Bob then meets up with some of the villains who are helping to load a train [with The Constitution Steam Locomotive from "The Lone Ranger" pulling it] with energy crystals and explains the situation.


As the Autobots and our heroes try to retrieve the Seed in Hong Kong, their ship is shot down by Galvatron's army, leaving Hound and Bumblebee to fight the battle outnumbered. Knowing this, Optimus releases and tames the Dinobots. our heroes then use the Blue Ruby and the Black Pearl to ressurect Ratchet and the other deceased Autobots. Stuingtion's Engines then provide some of our heroes with more weaponary. At the same time, Vinny and Brain pull up. With their help, they destroy Galvatron's army. Later on, the train comes in with 17 truck full of crystals, which Tirek is about to eat but Bowser claims it would be better if he wanted for the right time to do it, then all the villains hear an explosion far away and see a cloud of smoke raise from a mountain and think it's nothing. Then Rattlesnake Jake battles Ahuitotl, the gunslinger rattlesnake uptangs the upper hand and kills Ahuitotl's army of cats and then rips his third hand, and then bites him, injecting him with his deadly venom. Ahuitotl stands for a moment before saying: "I feel... cold." The venom then spreads through his whole body and he dies in seconds. Then when the villains battle our horoes, Tirek tries to kill some of our heroes but Optimus saves them. Lockdown returns and uses a magnetic weapon in an effort to reclaim Optimus and the Dinobots. However, Optimus destroys it and proceeds to fight Lockdown. Cade, after managing to evade and kill Savoy, tries to help but is held at gunpoint by Attinger, who is disgusted by Cade's choice to side with the Autobots. Optimus saves Cade by killing Attinger, but Lockdown impales Optimus with his sword into a wall. Cade, our heroes and Bumblebee distract Lockdown while Tessa, Thomas, and Shane take the sword out of Optimus, who then kills Lockdown. Galvatron retreats, vowing to battle Optimus another day.


After the main angtangonists of the film are defeated, Bowser faces Pooh and his friends, but while he does the rest of our heroes steal the train loaded with crystals. But the villains [with Elsa still in captivity], give chase. Rainbow Dash then manages to hop onboard the villains' train to save Elsa. But as the chase begins, our heroes' train splits up in three parts onto three different tracks. Rainbow continues running on the rooftops and manages to distract Gilda from uncoupling the crystal cars and the brakevan, Bowser then orders Lightning Dust to kill the Rainbow maned pegasus. Lightning Dust then comes onto the roof using Elsa as a sheild. Gilda then uncouples the cars and comes into the coach and tries to shoot some of our heroes on the roof, but the rest of them distract her. Then when the group on the train reaches the rear flatcar, they find the crystal cars rolling away and the villains catching up. Rainbow then tricks Lightning Dust to drop Elsa on the Skarloey Engines' train. Then Fix-it Felix, Wreck-it Ralph, and Babs Seed jump onto the crystal cars. The two pegasi confront again, minutes later in an unattached carrage. Drawing her now loaded gun she points it at Rainbow. Only for them both to be knocked about when the car knocks against another, regain her balance Rainbow smiles looking behind Lightning and tells her she believes her to be right and adds "enjoy the ride." As Rainbow flies out, Lightning Dust opens the other door and sees what Rainbow saw. The rest of the train with Gilda on board speeding towards her. Gilda and Lightning Dust jump off before their train cars collide but hurt themselves in the act. Meanwhile, the Dazzlings are killed by Brian and Vinny, Peter Griffin then manages to incapatate Ernie, while Ned and Zed get jammed in between 2 mountains. But the villains get the crystals back, and Hacker, Diamond T, and Silver Spoon hold guns at Felix, Ralph, and Babs but the CMC use some of the silver bullets to shoot their guns out of their grip then the rest of our heroes catch up and take away 14 of trucks. It seems like now the villains are gonna make their escape but it turns out the explosion from before was actually the Miner Trains blowing a trestle bridge up, while Joanna manages to escape, the train plummets off the broken bridge and into the river below, some of them are killed when the crystals bury them under the water and some however manage to come out okay.


After the intense chase, Cadance goes into labor. So they rush her back and she give birth to a filly alicorn whom they name: "Skyla".


Optimus sets the Dinobots free [but they promise Princess Celestia that they'll keep in touch] and requests the Autobots to protect Cade and his family before flying into space with the Seed, sending a message to the Creators that he is coming for them.

1. Brian and Vinny's return
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Brian_and_Vinny's_return

Spongebob: What are we gonna do? There's like a million Stingers everywhere.

[Then they hear an engine approahing]

Toby: What's that?

[then they see something]

Daring Do: it's Vinny, on his motorcycle.

[vinny drives up and stops]

Dawn: Vinny?

Skarloey: What are you doing here?

Vinny: Came ta help, ya all.

???: And me too. [Brian walks up]

Everyone: BRIAN!

[Everyone comes to see him]

Ed: [gives Brian a big hug] Brian, you're alive! [hugs him tighter]

Brian: Ed!

Ed: HELLO!

Brain: Ed!

Ed: HELLO!

Brian: EEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

Ed: HELLO!

Brian: [bites him]

Ed: OW!

Brian: Sorry Ed.

2.Bowser reveils Tirek's escape (where villains such as Bowser are working with the fucking Decepticons)
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Bowser_reveils_Tirek's_escape (It's extremely long srsly, it's as long as the fucking plot page)

 

[José Mourinho]

Made by one of the most notable Pooh's Adventures series creators Yakko Warner, comes with a tribute video with his favourite cartoon characters Pooh's Adventures music video!

 

[Firesharpie]

Made by one of the most notable Pooh's Adventures series creators Yakko Warner, comes with a tribute video with his favourite cartoon characters Pooh's Adventures music video!

2008 comes back to haunt me.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Made by one of the most notable Pooh's Adventures series creators Yakko Warner, comes with a tribute video with his favourite cartoon characters Pooh's Adventures music video!

This reminds me of when I used to do this.

Thank GOD I grew out of it.

 

[fridgesrants]

Wow I still can't believe this exists. It is almost like Chris Chan was originator of these ridiculous fan made crossover parodies. I guess some day I will have to make my Pooh's Adventures of Kill La Kill video as a joke now.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Possibly the most ridiculous crossover I have ever seen. And the biggest which contain lots of unnecessary crossovers.
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pooh_and_Brian_Griffin's_Adventures_of_Transformers:_Age_of_Extinction (Made by a user with 10000+ edits)

Pooh and Brian Griffin's Adventures of Transformers: Age of Extinction is a epic upcoming Winnie the Pooh/Family Guy/Non-Disney/Disney/Paramount Pictures Crossover created by Hiatt Grey and Co-directed by Stuingtion.
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1. Brian and Vinny's return
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Brian_and_Vinny's_return

2.Bowser reveils Tirek's escape (where villains such as Bowser are working with the fucking Decepticons)
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Bowser_reveils_Tirek's_escape (It's extremely long srsly, it's as long as the fucking plot page)

How the hell do they even keep track of all these characters?

While onboard, Discord tries to corrupt Rattesnake Jake into rejoining the villains' side, but Rattlesnake Jake had learned from Stuingtion's Engines the true meaning of Friendship and loyalty to the inlaw's side. He angrily refuses and shoots Discord in the shoulder.

This is my favorite part. No, you don't need any context.

 

[Super Collie]

How the hell do they even keep track of all these characters?

My partner has a mental rolodex of virtually every single BattleBots competitor from the years of 1999 - 2003 and has some sporadic information both before and after that date. Their minds work differently than a neurotypical's and are apparently better at sorting, retaining, and recalling information. I can barely name all of Santa's goddamned reindeer and I've been hearing that song for three decades.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

My partner has a mental rolodex of virtually every single BattleBots competitor from the years of 1999 - 2003 and has some sporadic information both before and after that date. Their minds work differently than a neurotypical's and are apparently better at sorting, retaining, and recalling information. I can barely name all of Santa's goddamned reindeer and I've been hearing that song for three decades.

But you're forgetting that Battle Bots are awesome.

I kid, but I take your point.