5/7 - Chris rejects group of Twitter orbiters

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is turning his back on the CWCProtectSquad weens.

He unfollowed Sara.

But Amy is persuading him to think of her as a friend still.

Also:

 

[Marvin]

Heh, Chris spits hot fire.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Why won't SMART people troll Chris?

I know why, but still.

 

[The Captain]

Why won't SMART people troll Chris?

I know why, but still.

Because smart people don't want to end up like Idea Guy 1.0.

 

[MY 405]

He’d better make sure the Light he’s seeing isn’t the headlamp of the oncoming train. Also “Spook” Sonichu ... no, just, no.

 

[VoreDoggy]

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What would it take for him to actually realise Kiwi Farms is the more benign part of his following by now? At the very least, he could take our advice when we point out that these twitter people are weens from the get go, and that the dogs should be allowed outside more.

 

[The Captain]

He’d better make sure the Light he’s seeing isn’t the headlamp of the oncoming train. Also “Spook” Sonichu ... no, just, no.

I know where you're going with this and I like it

 

[Done]

Man, I gotta say, there's something fun about watching Chris BTFO all those annoying weens, for once, I am actually laughing with him as they are frantically trying to get one last scrap of shitty "content" before he blocks their asses.

Weirdly enough, if you take out the exceptional "CWCville is real" belief he has, this is probably the most rational Chris has ever been in a while (monetizing his fame, going to the gym..etc)

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Ironically, this is probably also part of the plans of some troll.

 

[cans.wav]

Man, I gotta say, there's something fun about watching Chris BTFO all those annoying weens, for once, I am actually laughing with him as they are frantically trying to get one last scrap of shitty "content" before he blocks their asses.

Weirdly enough, if you take out the exceptional "CWCville is real" belief he has, this is probably the most rational Chris has ever been in a while (monetizing his fame, going to the gym..etc)

Hes probably pissed at them since one of them called the gym apparently.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/993696407369408513?s=19

 

[Done]

Hes probably pissed at them since one of them called the gym apparently.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/993696407369408513?s=19

Keep in mind that we did narrow down the gym address to like, 2 locations. So in theory, anyone can call the gym, same with the End Games too.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

I love how Chris comes so close to self-awareness, and even makes a few valid points (sort of...)

...and then immediately nosedives into talking about Pokemon types and an Electric-Hedgehog Army. This entire rant is peak Chris.

I feel bad for the gym though, if what he says is true their front desk must get a lot of calls.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I love how Chris comes so close to self-awareness, and even makes a few valid points (sort of...)

...and then immediately nosedives into talking about Pokemon types and an Electric-Hedgehog Army. This entire rant is peak Chris.

I feel bad for the gym though, if what he says is true their front desk must get a lot of calls.

Chris claims they are harassment calls. For all we know they could have been genuine complaints. Remember Chris lies to make himself sound better.

 

[Marvin]

I feel bad for the gym though, if what he says is true their front desk must get a lot of calls.

Or faggots leaving yelp reviews.

But really though, the gym itself doesn't really suffer that much. Y'know what they just do? Ban Chris.

Chris claims they are harassment calls. For all we know they could have been genuine complaints. Remember Chris lies to make himself sound better.

They're not. They're faggot ween complaints.

 

[RG 448]

If I got owned by chris on twitter i’d probably kill myself.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Chris claims they are harassment calls. For all we know they could have been genuine complaints. Remember Chris lies to make himself sound better.

Depends on the contents of the call. If they describe a man wearing a striped clown shirt who smells like rotten watermelons, it's pretty easy to see who's behind it.

 

[The Captain]

I want to see Spook Sonichu fanart, stat!

 

[Done]

Or faggots leaving yelp reviews.

But really though, the gym itself doesn't really suffer that much. Y'know what they just do? Ban Chris.

They're not. They're faggot ween complaints.

I think it's one thing to mock or troll Chris for his ridiculous appearance (the headband is my current favorite thing btw), beliefs or lifestyle, but calling a gym because he's working out there is not just plain unfunny, it's just being a vindictive asshole, you're just a few steps away from calling his car mechanic or his local convenience store.

 

[Apocalypso]

Heh, Chris spits hot fire.

I'm inclined to bet Sara Hearts is a respected mother herself, Stinky Winky.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Oh Sara Hearts Sonic, what did you hope to achieve with that statement?