5/7 - Chris rejects group of Twitter orbiters

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The Captain said:
I want to see Spook Sonichu fanart, stat!
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Crass_and_Champ said:
Depends on the contents of the call. If they describe a man wearing a striped clown shirt who smells like rotten watermelons, it's pretty easy to see who's behind it.
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You need to understand - Chris is really bad at keeping his mouth shut. He announces everything he's doing and everywhere he goes to the interwebs. The places he doesn't explicitly announce he leaves a trail of autistic breadcrumbs and it becomes pretty obvious.

What do people do when they find out out someone is connected to Chris? Dox, or at least attempt to. TingsTingz is a great example of this. I don't buy that she's Idea Guy 2.0, but people assumed and they've basically gone silent out of fear of harassment.

It's not a stretch to assume that when someone finds out Chris is somewhere, i.e. game/hobby stores, gyms, etc. - they call that place of business, leave bad reviews, etc. And of course, a business exists for one purpose - to make money. You know what stops a business from making money? Their workers fielding false complaints instead of dealing with real issues and fake reviews. So naturally, they take the course of action with the least resistance - they ban Chris even if its not deserved.

Chris and his ween orbiters hurt business, period. If Chris were to keep his whereabouts private he probably wouldn't get banned as they wouldn't be fielding false calls and dealing with bad reviews.

Edit: When Chris was in jail a few years back the jail got multiple calls asking if he was indeed an inmate. The officer answering the phone even said "Chandler?" when a caller voiced that they were looking for a particular inmate.
 
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Mathas said:
Did he? Because from what I see he forgave Amy because "she" decided the smart approach was to suck chris's duck rather than get blocked like Sara did.
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Is "she" even a real person or just someone's sock? They don't seem to have a lot of media, and what they do have is all Sonichu related.
 
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The Captain said:
Is "she" even a real person or just someone's sock? They don't seem to have a lot of media, and what they do have is all Sonichu related.
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That's why I said "she". I'm certain that regardless of this person's gender (which I'm almost fucking certain is a man, but that's besides the point) this is a sock. Their accounts are literally nothing but CWC shit. That's why I find tings, sara, and amy (basically all of the protect fags) suspect as hell. What better way to convince Chris that you're a friend? Defend him and hang on religiously in public and manipulate him privately.
 
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Mathas said:
That's why I said "she". I'm certain that regardless of this person's gender (which I'm almost fucking certain is a man, but that's besides the point) this is a sock. Their accounts are literally nothing but CWC shit. That's why I find tings, sara, and amy (basically all of the protect fags) suspect as hell. What better way to convince Chris that you're a friend? Defend him and hang on religiously in public and manipulate him privately.
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Yeah, I'm suspect too. I just don't think they fit the bill for Idea Guy 2.0.

The best Chris content doesn't come from weens, period. We've been watching this trainwreck for a decade - when will idiots learn?
 
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VoreDoggy said:
What would it take for him to actually realise Kiwi Farms is the more benign part of his following by now? At the very least, he could take our advice when we point out that these twitter people are weens from the get go, and that the dogs should be allowed outside more.
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Cause Chris taking our advice has never worked, no matter how many times people have tried. He'd rather live in his delusion of sweet softness than listen to the cold hard truth.
 
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I've been kinda watching Chris' twitter for a while now, and while I figured another meltdown on the DAMN DIRTY TROLLS was imminent, this was honestly disappointing. For all of his lolcow cred, I thought that maybe there was a spark of awareness growing under that mobster hat. But this was just so cookie cutter, I almost wonder if this is a shitty ploy by Idea Guy 2.0 to try to get attention off of the possibility of an Idea Guy 2.0...
 
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The Captain said:
Yeah, I'm suspect too. I just don't think they fit the bill for Idea Guy 2.0.

The best Chris content doesn't come from weens, period. We've been watching this trainwreck for a decade - when will idiots learn?
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Yeah. I don't know if they're the retarded writers behind the spring flop: Idea Guy 2 - The Return or not. They might not be. But I'm paranoid as fuck in general, so I can't help but be suspicious. A lot of their behavior just doesn't make sense to me, and it makes me wonder...

And yeah, honestly I tend to enjoy just watching Chris be Chris. I don't go to the zoo to watch some faggot throw rocks at the lions. Sure, it's funny watching the lion maul that retard when he falls in the pit, but that's not why I decided to go to the zoo. This feels no different to me.
 
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