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Oh that humor...

No, Phil is not going to read his joke since it is sexist!


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No, Phil is not going to read his dog joke since it is a gaming stream and Phil trying to entertain his audiance, not Swagginz doing stand up comedy.

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I dont know about you guys, but i start finding Swagginz more :autism: and annoying than @BSV was!

DSPoop is just jealous that Lady S is funnier than he is. Which.. (:_(
 
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Phil has gotten himself in a bit of bother I think. Swaggins is by far his biggest paypig now, but also the most unwelcoming and annoying member of his audience. Same as how Phil would never tell Vidar what to do, Phil can't risk seriously angering Swaggins (by telling them to chill the fuck out) and losing out on those tard bits. So he lets him runs around like a sperg in his chat banning any new faces and generally being a stanky twat.
 
Lol, Phil just shitted on Swagginz for making too many jokes.

Yeah, yet again he just publicly slapped down and humiliated his latest most loyal henchman. It just vividly reminds you that like Fred used to say everyone...everyone who associates with phil long enough eventually will get shit upon. Not even his cult and especially not his cult are safe. No matter how much money you give him. Has there been a prominent longterm paypig that hasn't eventually been called out in some way by Phil?
 
Imma have to disagree, King's Wagon likes getting rode all the time. Even if Phil pulls a Vidar by (Allegedly) getting him banned, Wagons would be too pressed for attention to care. "oh Phil got me banned! He must care so much about me he doesn't want stream chat to get to me!"
 
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Yeah, that is fine, do it during pre-stream instead, but not during a suspense horror games in which Phil makes either just as bad jokes or worse!

Phil ends the stream!
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I almost feel bad for the dude. I was going to say I think Im a soft heart for watching people get rekt, but something about this -- it makes me think that that chat is literally all that dude has. Like, he bought power there but also those are his real "friends". I know the dude is a cunt, but something about it just really gets me in the feels. It would almost be better to have no friends and just be okay with that, he could still chat and hang out except not take it so seriously, but this dude isnt that, he's genuinely trying to belong and be funny.

The motherfucker REALLY is that desperate, for attention, to be loved/liked, anything.
 
Unique cheerers: 192
Total cheers: 850
Final bit total is: $611.91
Average cheer: $0.72

Subs: 87 [85@$4.99, 1@$9.99, 1@$24.99, 6 gifted, 27 Twitch subs (31.03%), 52 resubs (59.77%)]
Known sub money is: $230.00
Total Subs (via decapi): 438
Estimated sub money is: $877.50

Twitch range is: $841.91-1719.41

# of Patrons: 146
Patreon total: $724.42

Total money range is: $1566.33-2443.83

It's interesting that even with the $56 from dr_soundwave and $53 from swaghag that Phil is still firmly planted (at least in terms of cheers+subs) in the $100*current day to $100*(current day + 1) range [e.g., $800-$900 today]. I'm sure his tips are decent (@EddyB43 , want to chime in?), but even with all his begging, he's not really seeing a massive increase in take-home money ahead of his 3 day vacation. Add in the huge drop on the 15th from the gifted subs, and the panic could be legit.

Edit: Also curious what appt. he has tonight that's important enough that he won't stream.
 
I began watching the "Ask the King Pt 2" from Sept 5, 2013. He says that anything that relates to him making money (games, camcorder, etc) is a tax write off, including travel expenses if it's something he makes a video about or talks about it on stream. He vlogged that whole Seattle staycation with Leanna. I guarantee he wrote off every bit of that little getaway on his taxes that year. Legal or not, it comes off, to me anyway, as a bit sleazy.
 
Damn considering we are a third through the month and minus his days off he is not doing too well; especially as he is driving for tips the last week. Colour me interested.
 
Said that there would be no late stream because he had things to do
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He dont know because he and Kat has a appointment so he dont know if they will grab something quick or eat out...
Wouldn't it be amazing if at the tail end of this tax saga they are going to get her a car? If not the appointment would have to be for Phil and he is making her drive or she just wants to go along. Knowing Phil if this appointment has nothing to do with him he isn't missing the stream.

...Oh shit, what if she's pregnant? For the record this is all some long-form, baseless theorizing. I'm sure there still are Sok listeners who think Leanna was pregnant. Phil is just so selfish the fact he is missing a stream for something other then food is strange to me.
 
Wouldn't it be amazing if at the tail end of this tax saga they are going to get her a car? If not the appointment would have to be for Phil and he is making her drive or she just wants to go along. Knowing Phil if this appointment has nothing to do with him he isn't missing the stream.

...Oh shit, what if she's pregnant? For the record this is all some long-form, baseless theorizing. I'm sure there still are Sok listeners who think Leanna was pregnant. Phil is just so selfish the fact he is missing a stream for something other then food is strange to me.

If he got her pregnant, it's another way for him to beg for money.
 
What is it about a middle aged manchild badly playing vidya that is such a pull to autists? Both fans and detractors end up being these lunatics with one thing in common. DSP. Does that make DSP some kind of Autism Zenith?

It has been said in here before but since you asked, it should be said again.

Phil is seen as successful by children. He reinforces the fantasy that you can just play video games to earn a living. They have no concept of money or responsibility yet let alone how the world works. But here is an adult that thinks and acts just like they do and is just fine. Mommy and daddy don't know what they are talking about.

As for detractors, they have to work for a living. I'd venture some had the fantasy of the whole "video game tester" job themselves at one point. But like anyone else with childish asperations, they were forced to grow up. But here is Phil. Not only does he not have a grow up but he treats people like shit and has no respect for anybody, not even himself. And nothing he seems to do has any lasting consequences. All of this drives them up a fucking wall. "How comes I was forced to grow up and Phil didn't? Fuck this guy!"

Now throw these two pools of people together on the internet around this one fat, balding, self centered, pathetic excuse of a ma...er, human and you have this black hole of autism that you see here today.
 
Wouldn't it be amazing if at the tail end of this tax saga they are going to get her a car? If not the appointment would have to be for Phil and he is making her drive or she just wants to go along. Knowing Phil if this appointment has nothing to do with him he isn't missing the stream.

...Oh shit, what if she's pregnant? For the record this is all some long-form, baseless theorizing. I'm sure there still are Sok listeners who think Leanna was pregnant. Phil is just so selfish the fact he is missing a stream for something other then food is strange to me.
If Leanna wasnt allowed to ride the ambulance any more, how about Kat?

If he got her pregnant, it's another way for him to beg for money.
The horror!
 
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