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I'm still on my morning coffee, watching the pigs fly by my window and seagulls tooting the melody of Hoenn, so maybe I'm still not really here yet.

Yes, not sharing every detail of your life (:powerlevel:) is a generally good idea. However, a quote on quote "major change" is not avoiding 1 (in words: one) topic. There was a big change but not the one he's aware of: His never ending greed in each detail of his internet persona, that he turned to the very being he detests. But okay, I'm just punching myself with semantics.

"When I'm on streams, I'm happy to answer questions from viewers and the like".
I think he genuinely believes that. Maybe he should watch his own streams and rethink what he is actually doing (he never will), namely reacting to trolls OR donators but nearly never to someone in between, like a normal viewer, a normal fan. And even if that happens, sometimes there is no conversation, just an attempted "Huhuhuhu"-laugh because someone wrote something "funny" OR he just reads a message and stops right after that, with no new thought behind (latest Dead Space 2 streams).

Is this part of the new real life protection? Being a boring, mostly silent couch potatoe? He is so frightened of being himself cuz of the consequences; Twitch could ban him, detractors can spin his words to win. This just shows how his whole personality is not appropriate because he's completely negative charged. I mean, I think most Kiwis in his situation could just avoid talking about real life and shitting on other people, nobody is made of just these 2 topics. Phil should really meet other people outside of his bubble, this is not healthy at all.

Thing I wanna add:
I'm no "toxic mentally broken" or "sick individual" (DSP on the other hand...). I never attacked Kat. I never directly attacked Phil, only criticized him in this Kiwi-forum and below some detractor-vids. So it's obvious his message isn't for me so I should just laugh. However, the twist is: Phil sees every little negative word directed at him as malicious, damaging and fucked up, except you crawl right in his ass and shovel in a big amount of $$$ for his bills. So fuck you Phil for calling me these names, you created your situation alone, you created the monster and can't stop it now. I don't need "serious help" just because I enjoy your shitshow.
But he is right with "insane obsession". I wouldn't be here and vomit my thoughts about him if this wasn't true.

And the very last thing I wanna add:
"[...] and we want to keep things this way."
I see. Kat roasted him again. Very nice.
 
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The only reason Phil would not share pics from his 3 day staycation with Kat is because she explicitly instructed him not to. We all know he gets the social validation he so desperately seeks to bolster his fragile ego only through social media. It's going to be extremely difficult for him not to use social media for this purpose.


I dont think he has the will power to not post about it, hes that weak to peoples comments its unreal, like the escort thing, he posted a compilation and an ass pic in ikea, when people said about her being fake etc, we'll see pics, we always see pics ;)
 
The only reason Phil would not share pics from his 3 day staycation with Kat is because she explicitly instructed him not to. We all know he gets the social validation he so desperately seeks to bolster his fragile ego only through social media. It's going to be extremely difficult for him not to use social media for this purpose.

The single instance of this that always comes to mind for me is that fucking BMW:

I just love it because its a pleb-tier BMW that no one would give a shit about and its the exact kind of car you'd expect a prick like a mid level manager at some IT company to drive which is the only job I could ever imagine DSP to have if he wasn't streaming and actually went along with his career.
 
Anyway, i'm sure that DSP will in 3 months talk about taxes again, because that's when the Q2 taxes kick in i reckon, and instead of DSP saving money to pay that, he will blow it up in this staycation, so yeah...."guys, i didn't said that i wouldn't never share any personal detail about my life, i just said i wouldn't share any good thing that happens in my life, y'all gotta pay my bills still, hint hint, buy my girlfriend Kat overwatch skins"

The single instance of this that always comes to mind for me is that fucking BMW:

I just love it because its a pleb-tier BMW that no one would give a shit about and its the exact kind of car you'd expect a prick like a mid level manager at some IT company to drive which is the only job I could ever imagine DSP to have if he wasn't streaming and actually went along with his career.

I actually reckon that DSP got DSP'd and paid more by renting that BMW than actually if he went and bought one
 
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Call me the optimist, but maybe he finally did learn after what happened with Leanna.

Time will tell though, it always does.

He didn't learn shit. Kat learned and is forcing him to keep her off camera. He's just pushing the narrative that he's doing it because he doesn't want to overshare and expose her to ridicule anymore when just a few weeks ago he was proding her to get on camera with him during his birthday stream.
 
He didn't learn shit. Kat learned and is forcing him to keep her off camera. He's just pushing the narrative that he's doing it because he doesn't want to overshare and expose her to ridicule anymore when just a few weeks ago he was proding her to get on camera with him during his birthday stream.

While I was never one to buy into the the whole “Kat left him” theory that is floating around, it does seem plausible. It’s crazy to think that not once since she has been there that she needed him for something and had to pop into his stream and pull him away.

Mix in the lack of cooking and food pictures or any real mentions of her and the story sounds like it might be true. I’m still skeptical though. Regardless I think something is going on. He says he gets 30-60 minutes a day with her and he thinks 3 Days together away from streaming is going to fix the obvious problems they are having? This ship is sinking fast.
 
Does this mean he broke up with the soulmaid and she is just living with him? Phil is to big of a narcissist to not want to share things about himself. Who is he trying to fool with this.

I agree, it could be him really kicking himself over not being able to share his furniture, meals and trophy gf and just taking it out on those darn detractors with as many jabs as possible. Just to reinforce the belief in his retard fanbase.
I feel Kat told him to cut that shit out, especially when he wanted her to hold the camera as he ate dsp tries it shit
 
I wouldn’t be surprised if it took Phil a good month or two after Kat leaves to publically admit to fans that she’s gone. It’s not like anyone here or on Twitch/TKoH would know any better given how little we see her even when she is there anyway. Keep an eye out for more gin binges than usual in the future.
 
So let me get this straight. You makes a throwaway Twitch account attached to a throwaway Gmail account and follow him for a hour. Then once you're banned by PrincessFaggins for saying, "Hi." you unfollow. Am I getting that right?
Donknow. I haven't been banned since I participate at the chat.

Things have improved? Massively?
Hasn't he been suspended twice this year? both times essentially for being a cunt?
This is improvement to him? Fucking hell..

I think the tweet makes it kinda clear that he talks about his relationship with the little Oni only when talking about improvement, not the grotesk events within his labor adventures.

This DSP VS Tevin saga is starting to become really fun.
I wish DSP would pull a CWC and do a vlahg about Tevin.

Wishful thinking, as this would mean he had to put some effort into something. Therefore: never gonna happen.

Does this mean he broke up with the soulmaid and she is just living with him? Phil is to big of a narcissist to not want to share things about himself. Who is he trying to fool with this.

At this point, I doubt this is about what he wants to do any longer, but about what he's allowed to do. Dispite our worryings, the little Oni might actually be in a stronger position as we all think and therefore be able to dictate the rules of spilling their private lifes to the detractor crowd. I might be wrong, I'll give you that, but when push comes to shove, I doubt that he would take the risk of losing the Kat, as this would count as an enormous failure with both detractors and followers.
 
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30-60 minutes a night? And thinking about his personality, he most likely has her cooking, they eat and he smiles, says thanks babe, puts that weird breathing chin strap on then heads to bed, i doubt the sex is even once a week, when this ends, i wonder how he will cope, he needs someone else lined up because hes getting old fast and i dont see kids in his timeline.

How old it kat anyway? I dont see her sticking around with some old guy that plays games for a couple bucks each month while she also has to work her ass off.
 
So in Short, Kat has told him to fuck off with posting shit with her face in it because its effecting her, she dont want to be called horse anymore and now the staycation is coming up hes forwarning people that he wont be showing anything, seemed like Kat helped in writing this up too with some of the wording.

That has to eat him up inside because he loved gloating and showing off all the money he wasted, and he can't do it anymore, and that is on Phil and Phil alone.

I won't go into a lengthy post about Phil's latest, "pittylonger" cause I feel like a majority of my thoughts on it have already been expressed by you fine individuals on the farms.

I'll just say this:

1. It's obvious the Kat, if she's still there at all, bore her claws after seeing the memes that came out of the reveal video and now refuses to be shown in ANYTHING on ANY platform.

2. Phil did this. I did and still do believe that if Phil had never let the trolls hurt his fragile ego saying his gf didn't exist in the first place and HAD to take pictures of her, not showing her face, he would have never gotten catfished and the entire escort saga probably would have never happened. Now he's sacred the Kat under the bed, and she's not coming out. He knew full well the shit that was going to come from showing her off, but he did it anyway. Most likely to use it as pitty later down the road. Such as he has just done...
 


Remember how he used to shit on the "OTHER YOOTOOBERS" for not sharing their personal lives and he said that made them fake and made them characters unlike him who was real and ahnest and shared everything with him and it's a super personal experience that you get nowhere else and thats what makes his channel better than other youtubers who aren't authentic?

WELL.

I mean, every year past 2014 he becomes more and more the person he used to hate on in 2012 - 2014. Yet he'll still shit on those types of people today. I mean it was only yesterday he was shitting on the magical "OTHER YOOTOOBERS" he loves to shit all over despite in his words never watching another Youtube video before. Saying that they only do Youtube for CAHMEDY and money. To make people laugh. Then you look at Phil and he says he prides himself on being entertaining and making people laugh. He's super weird like that. Its like nothing ever counts for him.
 
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