Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Secret Asshole said:
Nobody wants or cares about ethics in gaming journalism anymore, except autistic faggots who actually want to read that shit. They just want gaming journalism to literally fucking die, they want Polygon, Kotaku, Waypoint, Verge and whatever other shithole publications exist to go bankrupt and have all the soyboys and cat ladies shut the fuck up and make no money. Now gaming journalism only serves to be a clown in the gaming community, something that gets laughed at and thrown rotten fruit occasionally. Nobody respects them, they are universally mocked and they couldn't move copies of a game if their lives depended on it.
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To be fair this all applies to media in general lately. Autists who play games just noticed it first.
 
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Hellfire said:
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"Working"
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What is she even pretending to be working on right now? Crash Override has been dead for a long while, and she's been claiming to be working on her FMV game long before gamergate even started, even saying shes been hospitalised from overworking despite no evidence she's made any progress on it. How could she even spend 5 years working this many hours a day?
 
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Snowflake Buster said:
Hospitalized? When was this?
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https://www.giantbomb.com/videos/giant-bomb-live-e3-2014-day-3/2300-9133/

I managed to dig it up if anybody was interested, around 2:15:00. Bunch of indie devs talk about how much hours they put in some days, and Zoe tries to one-up them by talking about juggling 3 projects at that moment (this was after Depression Quest came out, and before Gamergate, and she never specified what these projects were, so I have no idea what she was talking about). She claimed she worked so hard that she had to go to ER the previous day (what a coincidence!!!)
 
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I literally don't think I've ever seen anyone else accomplish so little with so much at their disposal. I can't even understand how someone can just whittle their entire life away shitposting on twitter and posting cringey selfies without getting bored and wanting to actually make something of substance.
 
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Clark Griswold said:
I literally don't think I've ever seen anyone else accomplish so little with so much at their disposal. I can't even understand how someone can just whittle their entire life away shitposting on twitter and posting cringey selfies without getting bored and wanting to actually make something of substance.
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Let's list for Chelsea things she could have achieved in 5 years if she really worked so hard:

- she could have gotten decent coding skills starting from absolute zero
- she could have built a simple game engine for FMV games
- she could have coded and released a decent game on Steam working by herself

alternatively:
- she could have gotten a master's degree (AFAIR she has no college credits at all, right?)
- she could have raised 2-3 children from diapers to preschool
 
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