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I totally forgot about crawl diary. It was like proto-incel mixed with the video game forun.

As a nethack fan it amused the piss out of me, eventually did play it some. Never got into Dwarf Fortress thank god. That's a bit too autistic even for me and I understood Chemistry in Space Station 13
and was probably one of the two factors that got Prions nerfed. I could easily get quite a few people infected just by making brain burgers with the vend-a-chimp's then feeding said burgs to the next vend-a-chimp, draw the blood and mix it with the party pills laying about the station, make pills out of the concacutions then leave the things laying about, I'd do that shit even if I wasn't traitor, in that case I'd sleepy pen you with the shit. God that dumb game was so fun if you understood it.

Going through all this bullshit with teleporters to get the Obsidian Crown and Ancient Armor which made you pretty much godlike in the amount of abuse you could give/take at the cost of sucking the life out of you stupid quick. Once you die if you're wearing it you become a lich running around the station wrecking everybody in a pretty robust way but you're not controlling it then.

The best part though was hearing people rage about the crazy shit you did that was with in the rules. I loved hacking doors the cool way via the wi-fi tool vs. the ugly fucking with the wires way that made it obvious what you were doing. I'd normally bee-line to the captains quarters to see if they were dumb and left the spare capt. keycard in their room. If that failed just bull-shitting who's running the place that gives you access to different departments or gives you replacement keycards and stuff. Hell half the people would give you full access without even asking and just tell you not to cause trouble.

God that game brought out the :autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::achievement:
 
When you are not even allowed to discuss something as trivial as games journalism, you know SA is dead as far as being a place of discussion. Lowtax really has no spine.

I remember when gamergate was still a thing 4+ years ago (though with goons you'd swear it never ended) and SA
had a no gamergate discussion rule. Seemed like a sensible thing. Until I realized you could sperg about it all you wanted as long as you were loudly and viciously on the "anti" side. Mods would look the other way.

That and "It's about ethics in gaming journalism!" Became the hip thing for goons to screech at you if you said something they found problematic anywhere on the forum, gaming related or not.

Was their cute way of calling you a Nazi.
 
An SA moderator is an astonishingly poor communicator, what a surprise.

And there have been a bunch of GG threads that worked really well as containment zones but got killed anyway because mods hated the fact that they existed.
 
The worst is that the GG shit is just so funny! Like it the stupidest thing in the world but the people in it just keep making it worse and worse and then you get the dumbass that have to pick a side. The last half year a good amount of anti-GG people ended up being rapist/sexual harassers and in general being worse then lonely nerds was some amazing schadenfreude.
 
An SA moderator is an astonishingly poor communicator, what a surprise.

And there have been a bunch of GG threads that worked really well as containment zones but got killed anyway because mods hated the fact that they existed.

Yeah, the containment threads were great and caused so much collective autism by just existing. For me that was the final nail in the coffin. If you can't handle something just existing on an internet and the owner just bends over like the bitch he is, why waste my time with such weak fuckers?

Another games journalism thread got started and gassed. I’m not sure why the mods don’t just add a rule banning them, it would only take a few minutes.

Because the actual rules in SA are never clear the posted rules haven't mattered in a decade. Also they're probably gassing the Games Journalism threads because people are mocking games journalists, which are almost universally progressive, so that's a no-no. Also, mods don't want the threads, but they want to see who is posting them so they can make a mental note who is saying what and ban them later.
 
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I'm still not sure if Ash Crimson was a true believer
Wow, way to take the lesser of two evils, you aint shit unless you turned yourself into an ever immolated telekenetic hulk and forced the station to worship you.

Just made me think of being the AI when somebody hacks you, I got to where I was overloading lights making them spark next to gas canisters. It's slightly surprising how much stuff you can blow up kinda quickly as the AI.
 
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Someone posted an article about the probable demise of the Gawker offshoot sites due to financial difficulties at Univision. Almost immediately Gawker fans claimed those saying “good riddance” were maga chuds and the thread was just a stealth games journalism thread. I didn't actually read all 12 pages, but I assume that's why it was gassed.
Guess what they say is true, that the truth hurts.
 
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