Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Zoe tries to one-up them by talking about juggling 3 projects at that moment
Keep in mind that Chelsea's idea of "working on a project" is:
• recording train whistle sounds for a jam game on Train Jam(for GameLoading: Rise of the Indies movie)
• being the "voice actress" for a minor character with 5-6 speaking lines in act 2 of 2064: Read Only Memories
• being tester for Fez on Steam & They Bleed Pixels(playing video games and writing bug reports is hard)

22:28 to 24:56, character name Katelyn.
 
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Let's list for Chelsea things she could have achieved in 5 years if she really worked so hard:

- she could have gotten decent coding skills starting from absolute zero
- she could have built a simple game engine for FMV games
- she could have coded and released a decent game on Steam working by herself

alternatively:
- she could have gotten a master's degree (AFAIR she has no college credits at all, right?)
- she could have raised 2-3 children from diapers to preschool

Also:

- Suck 5475 dicks considering one dick in the morning, one in the evening and the last one just after dinner.

Charging each suck 50 dollars and you have a quarter of a million dollars. She preferred press coverage though, even whores are smarter.
 
she could have raised 2-3 children from diapers to preschool

It's been said before, but bears repeating: nobody deserves her as a mother.

It gets even more astonishing when you factor in how much cash she's scammed over the past four years. 85k for the Tingle game, 50k-30k/year on Patreon, whatever undisclosed amount she funneled directly into her Paypal via CON/Rebel Jam donations, another undisclosed sum (likely in the high six figures) she got selling Amy Pascal rights to her aborted movie, and that's not even counting money given to or spent on her by all the betas she cucked into supporting her with access to her well-traveled holes.

Still, she cries poverty and e-begs for more donations while living in one of the most expensive cities in the country, continually buys plane tickets all over the place, and blows loads of cash on useless toys, plastic surgery and clothes she was too old for five years ago. Meanwhile, her paypigs get one non-update on a game that's a year overdue while she juggles all of her "projects."

Just took another look at her Graphtreon info. I took a screencap, though it's not letting me upload for some reason so fuck it. She's down from $4,200 to $2,036/month since she started her Patreon in May 2015 - just over 51% total - and is losing an average of about $200 every three months or so. BPD isn't exactly a condition known to produce long-term planning or consistent goals in the people affected by it; it would not shock me if she actually had blown through almost everything she's made so far on absolutely nothing.

Still, she'll have cucks strung along paying for everything. Regardless of how she likes to spin her image, whoring always has been - and always will be - her full time job and what she's best at.
 
tbh if she wastes this new 'Endorsed by the President of the United States' Candace Owens feud potential, she should just fuck off for good. I noticed Zoe has a reputation for being great and brilliant at manipulation and Machiavellian schemes, but I can think of like 3 "big" things she could have done to generate top notch drama over the past few years that she's just dismissed. And considering she very clearly has no intention to just move on from being a wreck, I can only assume it's due to her being unable to notice said opportunity, or she's just right the fuck out of ideas on how to keep the spotlight on herself.
 
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tbh if she wastes this new 'Endorsed by the President of the United States' Candace Owens feud potential, she should just fuck off for good. I noticed Zoe has a reputation for being great and brilliant at manipulation and Machiavellian schemes, but I can think of like 3 "big" things she could have done to generate top notch drama over the past few years that she's just dismissed. And considering she very clearly has no intention to just move on from being a wreck, I can only assume it's due to her being unable to notice said opportunity, or she's just right the fuck out of ideas on how to keep the spotlight on herself.

Well, she has another problem. GamerGate, for all the publicity it got her at the time, it made her grifting and lying too high profile when the truth came out just how scummy she was when all that shit leaked about her being the same backstabbing, coldblooded asshole Eron claimed she was being proven as fact from multiple angles.

It also doesn't help that most of her associates, who did most of the legwork and wrote most of the attention whoring scripts, most of them have been utterly disgraced or have been rendered so impotent and tainted she dares not use them again.

When you throw in her laziness, which wasn't so much an issue when she was at the height of her powers, she's not really in a position to command a lot of people to give a shit anymore and lacks the pull to astroturf it even a fraction as well as she used to.
 
tbh if she wastes this new 'Endorsed by the President of the United States' Candace Owens feud potential, she should just fuck off for good. I noticed Zoe has a reputation for being great and brilliant at manipulation and Machiavellian schemes, but I can think of like 3 "big" things she could have done to generate top notch drama over the past few years that she's just dismissed. And considering she very clearly has no intention to just move on from being a wreck, I can only assume it's due to her being unable to notice said opportunity, or she's just right the fuck out of ideas on how to keep the spotlight on herself.

Chelsea's not the brightest, though she does have decent instincts for self-preservation as well as what GRRM would describe as a "low cunning". I'd enjoy an Owens feud as well, but she's probably just canny enough to understand that it's bound to backfire on her and wind up with her getting publicly stomped and all her skeletons brought out to air. Owens has significantly more power, status and reach than her at this point - not to mention having the advantage of not being an emotionally unhinged trainwreck with a beyond-disgraced reputation - so Chelsea's just going to slink off and whine to her corner of twitter like she always does. If we're really lucky she might chimp out, start smearing Owens publicly and get slapped with a lawsuit.

Owens seems smart enough to just ignore her, though. Chelsea's not any real threat to her and she knows it.
 
In addition to the fact that going after a black woman would be seen as "punching down" (ugh - just typing out that garbage made me puke a little), Chelsea knows that Candace is going to be a lot more cautious with any interactions between them and keep receipts, like screenshots and message logs.
 
tbh if she wastes this new 'Endorsed by the President of the United States' Candace Owens feud potential, she should just fuck off for good. I noticed Zoe has a reputation for being great and brilliant at manipulation and Machiavellian schemes, but I can think of like 3 "big" things she could have done to generate top notch drama over the past few years that she's just dismissed. And considering she very clearly has no intention to just move on from being a wreck, I can only assume it's due to her being unable to notice said opportunity, or she's just right the fuck out of ideas on how to keep the spotlight on herself.
She's like a less capable version of Cersi Lannister in that respect: great at amassing power and influence, HORRIBLE at maintaining it.
 
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I noticed Zoe has a reputation for being great and brilliant at manipulation and Machiavellian schemes, but I can think of like 3 "big" things she could have done to generate top notch drama over the past few years that she's just dismissed.

I wouldn't say she's great at it. She has a certain knack for whoring for attention but mainly enjoys any approval among people who don't really know much about her, much like John Flynt. You rarely see her working with the same people more than once, because anyone who has experienced her bullshit never wants to do it again.

I doubt Anita Sarkeesian even returns her calls at this point.

She always, invariably, alienates people either just with her noxious personality or her habit of routinely swindling people or otherwise burning them.

Some women manage to sleep their way to the top. Chelsea managed to give a few sloppy blowjobs to get to entry level, and then blew even that.
 
I wouldn't say she's great at it. She has a certain knack for whoring for attention but mainly enjoys any approval among people who don't really know much about her, much like John Flynt. You rarely see her working with the same people more than once, because anyone who has experienced her bullshit never wants to do it again.

I doubt Anita Sarkeesian even returns her calls at this point.

She always, invariably, alienates people either just with her noxious personality or her habit of routinely swindling people or otherwise burning them.

Some women manage to sleep their way to the top. Chelsea managed to give a few sloppy blowjobs to get to entry level, and then blew even that.

I think I used this comparison once already in the thread, but smy perception of her is essentially an irl Bojack Horseman. Just a burned out douchebag who keeps bumbling her way into situations she's not prepared to handle and then finds herself all swept up in a whole big thing.
 
tbh if she wastes this new 'Endorsed by the President of the United States' Candace Owens feud potential, she should just fuck off for good. I noticed Zoe has a reputation for being great and brilliant at manipulation and Machiavellian schemes, but I can think of like 3 "big" things she could have done to generate top notch drama over the past few years that she's just dismissed. And considering she very clearly has no intention to just move on from being a wreck, I can only assume it's due to her being unable to notice said opportunity, or she's just right the fuck out of ideas on how to keep the spotlight on herself.

ROFL! I'm sorry but "Wasted Potential" is pretty much the underlying theme of Chelsea's life. It's not just that she is a grifter. It's that she is an astonishingly bad one. Given how lazy and seemingly stupid she is it's actually remarkable how much she does manage to just get handed. That's where Sarkeesian always had her beat. Sarkeesian is many things, but not lazy or disorganized. I figure one of these days Chelsea will get a letter from the IRS regarding all of her odd and unaccountable revenue streams. And the fundraising without proper tax status.
 
ROFL! I'm sorry but "Wasted Potential" is pretty much the underlying theme of Chelsea's life. It's not just that she is a grifter. It's that she is an astonishingly bad one. Given how lazy and seemingly stupid she is it's actually remarkable how much she does manage to just get handed. That's where Sarkeesian always had her beat. Sarkeesian is many things, but not lazy or disorganized. I figure one of these days Chelsea will get a letter from the IRS regarding all of her odd and unaccountable revenue streams. And the fundraising without proper tax status.

Like it's contradictory to what I said earlier about wanting to see her in a new feud but, if she like just dropped her game one day and was like "Yeah that was some wild shit a while back... I'm doing this stuff now though, check it out" and just put out content -horrible and unfunny though it may be- I'd be kind of happy for her.

But like you said, the bitch is just a natural mess. I assume most of this board is late teens, early to mid-20s? She's that friend you kind of thought would straighten out later on down the line, and just kept getting worse and worse and worse. And it didn't shock you that it happened, but you just kind of hoped they'd snap out of it while knowing they probably wouldn't.

Like "Dude, just fucking stop already...".
 
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