DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[NursezillaX]

Tevin.... never stopped streaming... 17 hours straight of old classic Phil. he never dropped below 400 views, ass soon as Phil starts streaming, the views jump up. What kinda niche has Tevin stumbled on?

The niche where Dave is so fucking clueless that he doesn't realize that if he bans everyone for the most benign comments, they go and watch on Tevin's stream where it's not Nazi chat. It's... a big niche.

 

[Raven'sChild]

he would have more viewers if he played any other recent SF or fighting game, not the one where there is only about 4 people in the entire world on at the same time

He'd also have more viewers if he chat wasn't in 'Follower Only' mode with an hour delay to being allowed to talk in his chat >.>

 

[actually]

Holy shit he is SUPER salty today. Throwing out bans left and right.

 

[Wing Zero]

Holy shit he is SUPER salty today. Throwing out bans left and right.

Any notable bans (cheer/sub badges) or just the typical no-namer trolls?

 

[slacktauren]

Holy shit he is SUPER salty today. Throwing out bans left and right.

Needs more context dude.

 

[BrunoMattei]

is phil watching alex jones?

John Oliver is a faggot who was part of the Hillary pay-roll. Fuck John Oliver.

 

[Colloid]

Holy shit he is SUPER salty today. Throwing out bans left and right.

That just sounds like a normal Friday for DSP.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

http://archive.li/WMjS1

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqhf1o

"I'm sharing a LOT less about my personal life with you all."
What is he talking about? He's constantly sharing details about his (very boring and uninteresting) life. He's said that he only gets to spend like an hour a day with Kat, how she doesn't cook anything anymore, that he's buying frozen dinners to make up for this, that the only things he and Kat do on their "day off" together is go grocery shopping/running errands and maybe go out to a restaurant. Plus, he's always ginposting on Twitter at 3 in the morning watching Netflix by himself while Kat is asleep. He doesn't post much on Instagram anymore because he has nothing to post, especially with Kat not cooking anymore. We already know everything. He never respected his own privacy, he never had to tell anyone on the internet anything about himself, but chose to do so.

Gotta love the condescending tone of Phil saying he hopes his detractors "seek serious help and find a way past your insane obsession" and they "deserve a healthy life DESPITE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME OVER THE YEARS." Yes, those videos that played back every piece of shit thing Phil has ever said or done were totally unwarranted attacks and are proof that he's not the one with the problem. What an irresponsible manchild.

 

[Heckler1]

"I'm sharing a LOT less about my personal life with you all."
What is he talking about? He's constantly sharing details about his (very boring and uninteresting) life. He's said that he only gets to spend like an hour a day with Kat, how she doesn't cook anything anymore, that he's buying frozen dinners to make up for this, that the only things he and Kat do on their "day off" together is go grocery shopping/running errands and maybe go out to a restaurant. Plus, he's always ginposting on Twitter at 3 in the morning watching Netflix by himself while Kat is asleep. He doesn't post much on Instagram anymore because he has nothing to post, especially with Kat not cooking anymore. We already know everything. He never respected his own privacy, he never had to tell anyone on the internet anything about himself, but chose to do so.

Gotta love the condescending tone of Phil saying he hopes his detractors "seek serious help and find a way past your insane obsession" and they "deserve a healthy life DESPITE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME OVER THE YEARS." Yes, those videos that played back every piece of shit thing Phil has ever said or done were totally unwarranted attacks and are proof that he's not the one with the problem. What an irresponsible manchild.

Phil can't help but talk about his sad life. he doesn't keep up on current events, knows nothing about games, and has no passion for any sort of hobby. He has nothing and nobody to talk about. I just hope he doesn't try and jump off the Space Needle when he goes to Seattle.

 

[actually]

Any notable bans (cheer/sub badges) or just the typical no-namer trolls?

Couple of subs, but a number of people with $5 and up bit badges too. Mostly no-name trolls, but it's notable that Phil is the one doing it, not Swagginz or any other mod. He was also banning people LTG-style for complimenting opponents that beat him.

Needs more context dude.

That just sounds like a normal Friday for DSP.

Well...Phil is losing far more frequently than usual (like 2:1 W:L ratio) and to a number of "cheating" Violent Kens, Akumas, and Violent Ryus. So they're not "legitimate" wins, and if you think that a person who beats Phil using them is good, you're a moron. That last bit was directed at a sub who was somehow not banned. The amount of money being thrown is also lower than what it's been this week (about $62 in cheers+subs and about $20 in tips that I saw), there are less than 400 viewers, and Tevin's restream has like 800+.

So Phil is WAY saltier than usual and, as noted to Wing Zero, is banning people like LTG does. Only he's taking the time between rounds and matches to do it himself. Maybe Kat got up his ass (see that twitlonger) and he's super butthurt about it? Who knows.

 

[Rare Drop]

Maybe Kat got up his ass (see that twitlonger) and he's super butthurt about it? Who knows.

As people have said, Phil never makes statements attempting to be mature until he has a gun pointed point blank at his head. Kat is keeping her foot down, if nothing else.

 

[Clop]

I retract all horseface comments, Kat. If you can actually get that bastard to shut his trap on social media and do what he's paid to do, you deserve a medal, not jeers.

I'm not holding my breath, though.

 

[James Smith]

Tevin.... never stopped streaming... 17 hours straight of old classic Phil. he never dropped below 400 views, ass soon as Phil starts streaming, the views jump up. What kinda niche has Tevin stumbled on?

He did drop down to around 100 in the morning in the western hemisphere:

EDIT: Not all of it was re-streaming DSP but here's DSP's stream for comparison:

 

[Clop]

Of all the things to specialize in, I never imagined "goutcasting" to be one of them.

 

[OneDaySon]

Phil can't help but talk about his sad life. he doesn't keep up on current events, knows nothing about games, and has no passion for any sort of hobby. He has nothing and nobody to talk about. I just hope he doesn't try and jump off the Space Needle when he goes to Seattle.

It's what makes him feel important. The idea that people care about all these mundane parts of his life. Plus its lowkey bragging sometimes. Its why he gets so butthurt when people go "Okay" on his instagram, because the idea that nobody cares what he's doing hits that extremely fragile self esteem he has. Also the stuff he wrote about privacy is all clearly bullshit because he's still sharing shit about himself, just not shit about Kat. So I think its pretty clear she's just grabbing him by the balls and telling him not to post anything about her anymore or she's outtie. Thats why all the pics of her suddenly stopped after 2 days, and why in a day he suddenly went from telling us all about Kat (Well, what she's cooked) to getting salty at any mention of her.

 

[AckAckNothingICouldDo]

DSP gets another detractor.

 

[ZehnBoat]

It's what makes him feel important.

phil has a void in his life
a void that most people fill with this thing called friends
but phil i so greedy and such an egotistical control freaks he can't have friends
and i'm sure he thinks the half an hour talk he has with kat while shoveling food in his gullet is enough socialization
but i can tell he's rotting from the inside from the fact that he forces himself to avoid people and play video games he hates.

but current phil doesn't want friends, because friends don't give you money just to talk to you. friends will take jabs at each other, friends will talk to each other and say things phil wont like.

oh and phil, since you are reading this, i would avoid saying something like "I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS ARF ARF ARF" because that would most definitely confirm that you read this. just shush, nod your head and face the fact that you fill the empty hole in your heart with gin and children's money.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Nope, you're wrong. He ALWAYS titled her. 'Bla bla bla my girlfriend, Leanna'. It's like he couldn't mention Leanna without her title. I always felt it was his way of bragging about having a girlfriend and how successful and macho he was.

"Who."
"My girlfriend, Leanna."
"Who."
"My girlfriend, Leanna."
"Who."
"My girlfriend, Leanna."

 

[Freshtodeath]

phil has a void in his life
a void that most people fill with this thing called friends
but phil i so greedy and such an egotistical control freaks he can't have friends
and i'm sure he thinks the half an hour talk he has with kat while shoveling food in his gullet is enough socialization
but i can tell he's rotting from the inside from the fact that he forces himself to avoid people and play video games he hates.

but current phil doesn't want friends, because friends don't give you money just to talk to you. friends will take jabs at each other, friends will talk to each other and say things phil wont like.

oh and phil, since you are reading this, i would avoid saying something like "I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS ARF ARF ARF" because that would most definitely confirm that you read this. just shush, nod your head and face the fact that you fill the empty hole in your heart with gin and children's money.

He probably thinks his mods are his friends but it's not same. You need real life friends too. Howard and John Rambo, even Panda Lee were all good friends to him. He took money over them and look what happened. What is point of having a condo, car, live in a nice area when you have no friends to share it with. DSP can project all he wants but he is lonely, why else would he post all those dumb selfies.

 

[Heckler1]

The Tragedy of Darth Pigroach will go down as a story of a hollow life that didn't need to be that way. He's has so many opportunities to turn things around, engage with people, or have a normal life. But time and time again he chooses to insist he dindu nuffin wrong, and he knows how to run things. The evidence is to the contrary, as he cannot complete even basic tasks without making them seem like Herculean labors. Which makes doing things that are actually hard completely out of realm of possibility he will do.

And so, Phil will just continue on existing. Not really living, but just going through the motions as he grows increasingly bitter and nasty towards everyone. The well of sympathy only lasts for so long, and he seems to be doing everything in his power to dry it up faster and faster.