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Wing Zero said:
Phil simply wants the internet to conform to him.

"Watch MY unedited videos."
"Interact in MY streams."
"Don't buy games on Day 1 - watch me REEE first!"

He has no interest in creating entertainment cause he doesn't think he needs to be entertaining - he thinks he's owed PewDiePie-tier money for his "10-year legacy" and nothing else. He thinks those 50,000+ pieces of junk mail he's uploaded to Youtube mean something.
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Warning, I stretch myself.

I would say whatever someone does, there is a tiny bit of harmless narcissism involved even when it's just feeding birds or adopt an unsheltered kitten. It's good to do something for the own sake, it drives the will to take action, but these examples have also a very kind component, it benefits the other living creature. Someone does that because they like kittens or birds, they're cute and it feels good to be nice to them. The "narcissistic" aspect is something we don't really notice, but even if, that's fine (for example: I feel bad, I will go feed birds to feel better).

So I would like to compare Phil to a person who feeds birds. As said every other person does it because they really love birds, they care for the birdies. Phil on the other hand is a guy who feeds them since 10 years and shouts at everyone who dares to also feed them, how they are not allowed to participate in the feeding with their "new appropriate bird-food which doesn't kill them" because HE is the world's #4 in America in feeding birps. He is the guy who fed the most barps in the last 10 years, from this very bench, he is the most prolific source of bird-food in the whole park, okay? Nobody else feeds birbs anymore like him, the park would miss something if he would vanish *snort*. Fuck you birds, you fuckin pieces of shit, die in a hellfire, I wait for the big bird this year, real talk. He doesn't care for any bird, he hates birds, but oh boy his so important statistic is way up!

I really love analogies.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Some guy who looks like he's in his 40s made a video rant about Tevin which talks at some length about DSP.


How the fuck did the DSP autism infect the elderly spastics community?
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Wow he looks like a practitioner in medicine or something, not someone that looks like they'd make a video like this and its a pretty poorly made video, sound balance is all over the place and its pretty cringe, more personal digs than anything else, who cares what a guy sounds like, hes not scamming money from kids, 3/10 and thats for not talking behind a furry avatar.


Quick note: going through his video timeline, he seems to do the dsp style thing where he uploads X amount of videos (mainly of some obscure version of Myst i'v never seen before) and has little to no views on them, yet the Tevin one got 620+ because drama = views.
 
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There were a lot of good photos this week. Here's a scuffed collage all from one video.
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36 year old mature adult. Dresses like a 10 year child in Nintendo shirts every day. His entire wardrobe consists of old sweat stained garbage shirts, his own lame designs, and Nintendo shirts.

I love my pop culture shirts (Star Wars and Fright-Rags shirts) as much as any geek/fanboy, but I do have my big boy shirts. Wearing a Nintendo shirt nearly every day in a week is a new level sad. Maybe not as sad as Princess Swagginz credit card statement, but sad none the less.
 
neger psykolog said:
Some guy who looks like he's in his 40s made a video rant about Tevin which talks at some length about DSP.


How the fuck did the DSP autism infect the elderly spastics community?
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At this rate, i expect the next elected president to do a daily nitpicking address of DSP. It will last about 6 hours, and be all about how he's doing things wrong again.

Shortly after that, reality will start to slowly break down, as the vortex of autism becomes too strong, and the human race will become "abunchapeepul". then all we'll be able to do is think about low views and what DSP will eat for a dsp tries it that following day.
 
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Should keep a counter of how many times he expects to his "momentum" to still be there when he fucking leaves for days.
 
I can't wait for Street Fighter 30th Anniversary to have all the same online lag as usual. The last few Ultra streams Phil has been saying, "I can't wait until I never have to play this garbage broken piece of shit ever again - just a few more shtreams!" Uhh Phil, you can stop playing any time you like. I wonder if he likes playing a strange Nintendo Switch version because it gives him all the excuses he needs.

So anyway. I think there are three possible outcomes when Phil plays games from the SF 30th Anniversary online:

Outcome 1: There's just as much lag, either because of the netcode or because Phil's internet was always to blame. Nothing changes. He rants and raves and blames scrubby lag players, and calls the game a broken piece of shit.

Outcome 2: The netcode is great, the lag is fixed, the game is a fair and even battlefield. This gives Phil the chance to demonstrate his superior pro-tournament level skill. He dominates. Long live the King.

Outcome 3: The netcode is great, the lag is fixed, the game is a fair and even battlefield. Phil gets schooled by other players. He blusters and tries to make all the same excuses, but the excuses he used for the eccentric Switch version have been stripped away. The King is dethroned.
 
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The nigga hates Nintendo with S burning passion cause they take away his precious as revenue. Yet will wear their shirts cause "It looks okay for a stream" I mean I doubt Nintendo would like a fat sweaty man wearing their stuff, do I guess it balances out.
 
CausticMinory said:
" I mean I doubt Nintendo would like a fat sweaty man wearing their stuff,
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Why? Phil is essentially Mario. Greasy/chubby wannabe Italian who ignores his girlfriends/princesses (in Phil’s case he has 2 princesses) until they leave or are kidnapped (Tyrone is Bowser). If anything Phil is a living embodiment of a slightly sadder but just as irresponsible version of Mario.
 
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Nintendo is a detractor because it prevents the classic double dip: have your patrons pay for a playthrough (Super Mario Sunshine) then make money on the viewsviewsviews (Youtube). Since Nintendo claims the later he's extra salty about having to get around to playing Nintendo games.

Also, I just thought of a way to avoid getting "burn out" and having to "staycation." It's called stream Monday-Thursday and take Friday-Sunday off. But I'm sure Phil would come up with a really convincing excuse as to why this is stupid and I'm probably mentally ill.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
Nintendo is a detractor because it prevents the classic double dip: have your patrons pay for a playthrough (Super Mario Sunshine) then make money on the viewsviewsviews (Youtube). Since Nintendo claims the later he's extra salty about having to get around to playing Nintendo games.

Also, I just thought of a way to avoid getting "burn out" and having to "staycation." It's called stream Monday-Thursday and take Friday-Sunday off. But I'm sure Phil would come up with a really convincing excuse as to why this is stupid and I'm probably mentally ill.
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It will probably involve a street smart analogy about restaurants.
 
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Waveysauce said:
@BSV Had even talked about "The King" (a guy who would drop around 600$ at a time was a guy in his later 30's or some shit. Hilarious how dsp managed to run him off as well just like the other ones. The guy had enough money to clear phils entire debt and not think twice but phil was such a prideful dick he ruined the chance
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So what I've noticed in the dsp show, is these people usually don't go away permanently. I full expect "The King" to return at some crucial point in the future when another paypig has left & the entire detractor community is autistically gloating about the impending end of Phil's career. That's how the Phil saga goes.

In all seriousness, I believe paypigs like The King & King Jezal, perhaps even BSV, pay attention to Phil even after they leave so they can make sure to swoop in & save the day if need be. Phil's doing fine now, but if YT gets demonitized or he has another immediate crisis, people always jump in to save his bacon.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
It's called stream Monday-Thursday and take Friday-Sunday off. But I'm sure Phil would come up with a really convincing excuse as to why this is stupid and I'm probably mentally ill.
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He doesn't even need a hard schedule- since Twitch streaming never 'closes', he could stream all night and take the next day off if he wanted. I mean, that's kind of the perks of running your own 'business', setting your own hours. The only people that really complain about his schedule are people that come in when he starts at 11a and stops his pre-stream rambles at around 12:30p. Why even stick to a schedule you don't even like?
 
Dragoonism said:
Im having a really hard time deciding when he is the most saltiest, fighting games or first person shooters!
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OH. OH. I beg to differ, the saltiest I've seen him is in driving games (and that can easily count GTA-games whenever he drives.) At least in fighting games and FPS games he presses forward and some form of attack button, with driving games he spouts such absolute gibberish that if I was only listening to the audio I wouldn't even think he was driving a car.

I think it's because - and this is only hypothesizing watching him handle any vehicles in games - he doesn't understand how basic physics work. Watching him struggle with Mario Sunshine's boat steering I'd say I'm fucking dead on.
 
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That and Phil raging at a racing game is better than him raging at a FPS or a Fighter because racing has universally understood rules. There is no one uninitiated to the concept of driving into oncoming traffic or tREEEES able to be seen from hundreds of yards away.
 
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PrincessFaggins will regift subs tomorrow. If Phil reads the farms, than I have no doubt that his top pay pig does, too. She is well aware of massive erection people have for the sub count dropoff.
 
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