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TheyCallItNPD said:
Outcome 2: The netcode is great, the lag is fixed, the game is a fair and even battlefield. This gives Phil the chance to demonstrate his superior pro-tournament level skill. He dominates. Long live the King.
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Come to think of it, when was the last instance of Phil playing fighters offline with other people?
 
neger psykolog said:
Some guy who looks like he's in his 40s made a video rant about Tevin which talks at some length about DSP.


How the fuck did the DSP autism infect the elderly spastics community?
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Seperated at birth?

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Phil's views on editing are pretty malleable tbh. Like most of his beliefs. Analysing what he says and trying to pull him up on it is a waste of time, because all of what he says is a distraction from the truth. He doesn't edit because he's lazy and he's chasing the short-term dollar of Twitch streaming. Think about it. He plays a game, streams it on Twitch and makes $200, say. That's $200 in his pocket right then and there! If he edits a review, he still has to play the game, then spend an hour cobbling together some b-roll footage/highlights - that's work he isn't getting directly paid for, not right away. People aren't throwing pennies at him while he sits there highlighting and deleting waveforms. So why would he bother?

Meanwhile, his kahntent is so devoid of any kind of value whatsoever because the only thing he focuses on is where the next donation's coming from, that he chases off hundreds of potential new viewers. He is fucking lazy and he's too dumb to see anything beyond his next meal.
 
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Marsaudiac said:
Come to think of it, when was the last instance of Phil playing fighters offline with other people?
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I'm guessing back in 2010.

Maybe he played later on too, I wouldn't know, but that channel is so flooded with videos that it'd take some weapons-grade autism to wade through it. He recorded some gameplay at his house with Rambo a few years prior to this, maybe he recorded some after, too, but it's pretty much guaranteed that as soon as Rambo left the picture, Phil has not played anyone in a fighting game offline ever again. I'd be amazed if he has.

And yes, Rambo is a much better player than Phil.
 
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Clop said:
I'm guessing back in 2010.

Maybe he played later on too, I wouldn't know, but that channel is so flooded with videos that it'd take some weapons-grade autism to wade through it. He recorded some gameplay at his house with Rambo a few years prior to this, maybe he recorded some after, too, but it's pretty much guaranteed that as soon as Rambo left the picture, Phil has not played anyone in a fighting game offline ever again. I'd be amazed if he has.

And yes, Rambo is a much better player than Phil.
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I never knew Rambo was a SF guy, i thought he was just a frind of dsp that was a small movie maker enthusiast, the more you know.
 
Kermit the Frog said:
The only way he calls is if Kat tells him he can't eat until he does. He doesn't give a shit about his mom.
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That's just fair. Why wouldn't the bitch not buy him that fine Wolverine action figure when he begged for it in tears? Only right that she feels disgust and hatred from that poor boy for the rest of her miserable life.

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In reference to the left middle photo: “Look at the new Nintendo shirt my mommy bought me! Isn’t it cool?”
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That's literally what he said on stream. Only switch mommy with Oni, err, Kat.
 
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BallBuster said:
Why? Phil is essentially Mario. Greasy/chubby wannabe Italian who ignores his girlfriends/princesses (in Phil’s case he has 2 princesses) until they leave or are kidnapped (Tyrone is Bowser). If anything Phil is a living embodiment of a slightly sadder but just as irresponsible version of Mario.
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The difference between Mario and Phil is that Mario has not one, but two trades under his belt. He was both a plumber and a construction worker. Both of which would kill Phil within an hour.

Oh, and Mario did have two princesses. You're forgetting Daisy from Super Mario Land.

Clop said:
I'm guessing back in 2010.

Maybe he played later on too, I wouldn't know, but that channel is so flooded with videos that it'd take some weapons-grade autism to wade through it. He recorded some gameplay at his house with Rambo a few years prior to this, maybe he recorded some after, too, but it's pretty much guaranteed that as soon as Rambo left the picture, Phil has not played anyone in a fighting game offline ever again. I'd be amazed if he has.

And yes, Rambo is a much better player than Phil.
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Phil played MK9 in local tourneys, too. And that game was released in 2011. I found some footage of him playing a few years back but I can't be bothered to find it again. He did bitch about lag, though. They lookes like they were playing on TV's instead of monitors but the lag didn't seem to be affecting his opponents much. I wonder why.
 
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I don't think anyone is going to swoop in with gift subs until after the staycation. The types of people who do that are just like Queen Swaggins, they only oink like proper paypigs when Phil/the rest of chat is there to see it. They don't actually care about supporting Phil, they just care about the praise from Phil and to a lesser extent, the rest of chat. That's why they don't just donate the money through Patreon in the first place, the lack of flair that goes along with it. But, if there was a way to get some Patreon related badge to show up on Twitch, you know the Queen would immediately up their pledge to the necessary levels.

Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if someone comes along to gift a bunch of subs again to keep Phil hovering above 400, but I'm optimistic we'll get some quality rants from Phil when he sees how low the numbers have dropped. Even with gift subs, it seems like he's still seeing an overall decline in sub numbers. They might keep him afloat for awhile, but I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of the year, even with gifted subs he was hovering right around 400.
 
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Clop said:
OH. OH. I beg to differ, the saltiest I've seen him is in driving games (and that can easily count GTA-games whenever he drives.) At least in fighting games and FPS games he presses forward and some form of attack button, with driving games he spouts such absolute gibberish that if I was only listening to the audio I wouldn't even think he was driving a car.

I think it's because - and this is only hypothesizing watching him handle any vehicles in games - he doesn't understand how basic physics work. Watching him struggle with Mario Sunshine's boat steering I'd say I'm fucking dead on.
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Yeah, Phil and vehicals... I hope it is Kat that drives the car and not him! But no, even if he gets extreamly salt at that as well, i find him more upset when he plays a fighting game or a first person shooter.

He takes such huge pride in the fighting games because of that 4th place 10+ years ago, that when he is out played he becomes enraged almost instantly and as it comes to the first person shooters he gets upset that real life rules don't apply to the other players but not him, dont know how many times i have seen him shoot people in the foot and called it a head or heard him bitch about other people should not be able to see him if he can't see them etc.
Car games makes him upset, but even with his lack of driving skill it takes more time for him to get really salty!

Clop said:
As if you'd need to be a "SF guy" to beat Phil. A kid playing primarily Super Smash Bros could beat Phil at Street Fighter.
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I so wish there was someone like Punisher facing Phil, that would be so hillarious to watch, but Phil would be unable to play that many matches before rage quiting!
 
Phil spergs the fuck out on Street Fighter because he thinks that the "ahnline kids" aren't worthy of him. This goes back to Phil not having any respect for anyone. So when a Blanka (a low tier character) that knows his buttons fucks Phil over a table, he starts with the excuses. He isn't tryimg to convince you. He is trying to convince himself.
 
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Dragoonism said:
I so wish there was someone like Punisher facing Phil, that would be so hillarious to watch, but Phil would be unable to play that many matches before rage quiting!
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Funnily enough, Phil has at least faced LTG online once. Now, as most people are familiar with LTG, he's a complete baby, but he has at least a modicum of skill in fighting games (his worst quality is his ego and unwillingness to admit defeat, which just makes him play worse over time since he doesn't learn from mistakes) so naturally he wiped the floor with Phil-the-former-professional-fighting-game-player.

There could be a food chain pyramid of fighting game players, and Phil would definitely be close to the bottom, next to hyper teenagers who only have three hours after homework to play vidya.
 
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Clop said:
Funnily enough, Phil has at least faced LTG online once. Now, as most people are familiar with LTG, he's a complete baby, but he has at least a modicum of skill in fighting games (his worst quality is his ego and unwillingness to admit defeat, which just makes him play worse over time since he doesn't learn from mistakes) so naturally he wiped the floor with Phil-the-former-professional-fighting-game-player.

There could be a food chain pyramid of fighting game players, and Phil would definitely be close to the bottom, next to hyper teenagers who only have three hours after homework to play vidya.
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LTG won that match!
But i dont think Phil is able to play 50 games of Street Fighter against one and the same person, he is going to play a handful only at best, either until he win 1 match and he will claim that the rest matches does not count for various reasons or he will rage quit screaming about cheating and lag!

And the 52-0
and the 54-0

PieceofShet said:
Its gonna be a bit random, but I find this very very... hmm... not sure whats the word, so I just go with sad.

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He is to busy posting stuff on Instagram so he dont have time to watch other people there!
 
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