Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ricecake]

Her neck and "cleavage." This just looks wrong.

 

[carolburnett]

Her neck and "cleavage." This just looks wrong.

Holy shit. I really thought that was some spoiler tag necessary shit for a second.

 

[sperginity]

Her neck and "cleavage." This just looks wrong.

Post this in the lewds thread

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

You can get a pet nail clipper at WalMart for probably less than $10. The cost of one of her obnoxious water bottles lol

I wouldn't give that pig any ideas, she needs to get them done by a vet. If she wants to do it in ONE visit, she'd most likely have to put the poor animal under anesthesia or be heavily sedated because it would be so painful and stressful due to the quick being so long. They'd have to cauterize them. So the best option would be multiple visits to take a little off at a time so the quick can recede back to a normal length.

If Amber attempted it by herself, the poor thing will probably freak out and bleed out through her tiny toes.

 

[literally low-key]

She took 5 days off for Mother's Day. She's not a mother, doesn't have a mother so where is she? BINGING BIG TIME. When she started her honesty kick she told us that when she disappears for days at a time it's because she's doing all the wrong things.
I don't believe her weigh-ins. If they were real she would be stepping on the scale in front of us. Also the close up of the numbers blocks out all the settings, so she is hiding something .
I believe she was closer to 525 and after this disappearance she has got to be 550.
Earlier people were talking about her water weight and edema. Doesn't she have edema in her legs? Why else would they be so damn lumpy?

 

[hank hill]

She took 5 days off for Mother's Day. She's not a mother, doesn't have a mother so where is she?

This only works assuming she doesn’t consider herself “momma” to her “furbabies” and expect food, gifts and attention. Knowing Hamber...

 

[DongMiguel]

I don't even understand why she's doing this question & answer thing...we know every answer she'll give is a lie. AL lies so frequently that it's not rare to get lost in all her lies. So, how are her viewers even supposed to believe a damn word she says?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Mother's Day is the perfect excuse for a binge. It's a haaaarrrrdd day for her. Eric said in his vlog it's a hard day for him, so for sure she'll want to play off of that and make it all about her, crying in church, and eating all the potluck to comfort her feelunz.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Shell come back shortly lamenting about her mother.. while it does suck, she doesn't give a fuck. We are talking about the person that couldn't be bothered to write her in prison.

 

[Long time lurker]

I don't even understand why she's doing this question & answer thing...

She needs her YT money and has nothing else to vlog about.

In the past after her "journey" failed and she finally admitted it to YT, she would go into mukbongs and "what a fat girl insert action here". She is still wary of showing herself eating this time around, and frankly she can't do much else other than eat.

 

[JaneThough]

Her neck and "cleavage." This just looks wrong.

Is this the small hole she's mentioned?

 

[Donovan the Man]

Wasabi is a cat, they find ways to "file" their nails. Things like furniture and exposed wood (door frames, for example).

I don't wonder about the cats' nails, I wonder about the furniture and other wood in the house.
That said, it's possible that at least Wasabi got his nails removed (wasn't he bought at a pet store?).

I would be pissed if I were Ricky and my house is being destroyed by my shitty roommate's neglected pets. Would love to watch that episode of Judge Judy if Ricky sues Amber for his safety deposit.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

Her shirt says “Feeling Tropical”. Perhaps more like a tropical storm...

I would assume she really is feeling kinda tropical in that overflowing body of hers. Just imagine how uncomfortable she must feel in these summer weathers, all her hundreds of folds and fupa all hot and moist and yeasty But I don't feel sorry for her, she did this to herself and several people have tried to help her over the years. And yet she still kept eating.

I posted this on the main thread for her, but it fits here too.
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The second photo is still obviously an obese woman. She has two chins, a weird ridge around the base of her neck where the fat is pushed up, and big sad fat tiddies mashed together up to her clavicle.

She didn't realize the severity of her situation until she was 503,2 pounds?

 

[meepmapmop]

I wouldn't give that pig any ideas, she needs to get them done by a vet. If she wants to do it in ONE visit, she'd most likely have to put the poor animal under anesthesia or be heavily sedated because it would be so painful and stressful due to the quick being so long. They'd have to cauterize them. So the best option would be multiple visits to take a little off at a time.

If Amber attempted it by herself, the poor thing will probably freak out and bleed out through her tiny toes.

Yes, if she had been a responsible pet owner and trimmed them regularly, then she wouldn't have to bring poor Twinkie to a vet.

It's hard not to get pissed off at this. I mean AL can be a shit person and eat until she dies if she wants, but it's not Twinkie's fault she was bought by some lazy fuck who doesn't care enough about her to bring her to a vet once in a while.

 

[sperginity]

does anyone else think we need a FAQ post about using this forum? New users just sorta go for it and end up fucking up a lot. Opinions?

 

[angelicbitch]

does anyone else think we need a FAQ post about using this forum? New users just sorta go for it and end up fucking up a lot. Opinions?

When the Snapchat/IG thread, Supporting Cast, and General Discussion were pinned, it worked a lot better, but they got un-pinned. The Fan-Made edits thread should also be pinned IMO since someone just made a separate thread for an edit.
I do think there should also be a pinned FAQ.

 

[Dovahshit]

She needs her YT money and has nothing else to vlog about.

In the past after her "journey" failed and she finally admitted it to YT, she would go into mukbongs and "what a fat girl insert action here". She is still wary of showing herself eating this time around, and frankly she can't do much else other than eat.

i remember when she tried to be "true and raw" about her binges a few months ago and even then she down played everything.

like gorl, we knew you didnt eat 6 slices of pizza and half a desert. stop playing

 

[sperginity]

So I guess newbies need to know what powerleveling and a-logging are, what to post where, when to make a new thread...am I forgetting anything? I'm pretty good at writing concise posts, I can take a whack at it later if no one else does.

 

[SisterChristian]

I don't wonder about the cats' nails, I wonder about the furniture and other wood in the house.
That said, it's possible that at least Wasabi got his nails removed (wasn't he bought at a pet store?).

Spoiler: Declawing sperg

You know that the claws are actually part of the cats toe bones right? It's not just nails.

 

[angelicbitch]

Dying

If she's gonna over line her lips, she should learn how to do it properly