"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 226 36.5%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 394 63.5%

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So has anyone heard the theory that Jim does the voice of Dr. Murdoch on the Alt-Right animation "Murdoch Murdoch"? Their voices sound eerily similar and it turns out there are a couple of threads floating around the /pol/ boards touting this theory, but I dunno. It seems a little off, IMO.

Here's a random MM video for you guys to compare to Jim's videos. (Skip to 2:43 if you want a good voice sample)

 
-Hasn't evolved or changed his content ever since his Jim81Jim account.

Out of all the talking points the Sargonites have tried to push in the last 48 hours, this is the one I understand the least. What would the "evolved" form of Metokur's content look like? Serious video essays about congressional politics? Long-form style debates with people about the oddness of inflationist porn? A face cam so we can she his reaction when Ross drinks Febreeze?
He complies information about retards on the internet and then makes a video about them.
 
Out of all the talking points the Sargonites have tried to push in the last 48 hours, this is the one I understand the least. What would the "evolved" form of Metokur's content look like? Serious video essays about congressional politics? Long-form style debates with people about the oddness of inflationist porn? A face cam so we can she his reaction when Ross drinks Febreeze?
He complies information about exceptional individuals on the internet and then makes a video about them.

Anybody who laughs at Jim for being cringey = Sargonite, got it. You know Jim acts the exact same way, he laughs at everybody around him, if he deems them cringey. But when other people do the same thing to him, better stop the presses, that shit is not acceptable.
As it seems, it's a matter of stagnation, he hasn't invested in improving the audio quality or presentation of his videos, despite the fact he's being paid to put out videos. If you compare his Jim81Jim videos to the stuff he does now, it is uncannily similar. I would expect some sort of improvement in that time. Better quality audio, better presentation, and some sort of notable change in his character for better or worse. Something that implies he's not content with stagnation.
 
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But when other people do the same thing to him, better stop the presses, that shit is not acceptable.
As it seems, it's a matter of stagnation, he hasn't invested in improving the audio quality or presentation of his videos, despite the fact he's being paid to put out videos. If you compare his Jim81Jim videos to the stuff he does now, it is uncannily similar. I would expect some sort of improvement in that time. Better quality audio, better presentation, and some sort of notable change in his character for better or worse. Something that implies he's not content with stagnation.

I don't think anyone will deny that Jim is a faggot. I'm pretty sure he's admitted as much himself. But if he can successfully defend himself, good for him I guess. You can't blame Metokur for finding himself surrounded by exceptional individuals. His autism is autism, good fucking luck with that. I'll just watch the videos and enjoy the fire. Also the shit mic and presentation are part of the charm. (and really what more do you need to cover the content that Jim covers? it's mostly clips of clips, text, and audio anyway)

And so far none of the stuff I've seen posted here over the last couple days is new; either it has been known for years or you could connect the dots and figure shit out. This is weak.

Where's the fucking video, Jim? I've been waiting for the MRA community video for weeks now.
 
I don't think anyone will deny that Jim is a faggot. I'm pretty sure he's admitted as much himself. But if he can successfully defend himself, good for him I guess. You can't blame Metokur for finding himself surrounded by exceptional individuals. His autism is autism, good fucking luck with that. I'll just watch the videos and enjoy the fire. Also the shit mic and presentation are part of the charm. (and really what more do you need to cover the content that Jim covers? it's mostly clips of clips, text, and audio anyway)

And so far none of the stuff I've seen posted here over the last couple days is new; either it has been known for years or you could connect the dots and figure shit out. This is weak.

Where's the fucking video, Jim? I've been waiting for the MRA community video for weeks now.

Having some of this stuff confirmed by another source is something I find amusing. Obviously I can't speak for everybody but having the whole hangs out with kids for validation thing, the edgy nihilism, the anime facts and poetry thing coming out along with him freaking out that somebody decided to cover his history on the internet. It's fucking amusing, especially having more than half that shit confirmed by another source. Also that whole stagnation thing is just a minor point among the meatier stuff, if anything, it implies some meagerly amusing things, and on some level it's unfortunate he does not strive to better his content when he makes money off of what he does.

And on the contrary, I enjoy that he surrounds himself with utter retards, it makes for good content. However, you're acting like finding Jim's videos entertaining and laughing at his moments of cringe are mutually exclusive. I find Jim's videos pretty entertaining, but I don't feel like I owe it to Jim to give him special treatment, nobody really should. I'm not going to draw a line in the sand, and rush to his defense. When I see cringey shit I'm going to laugh at it, it dosn't matter to me if it's Metokur who's being cringey, especially considering his own view on the matter.
 
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Having some of this stuff confirmed by another source is something I find amusing. Obviously I can't speak for everybody but having the whole hangs out with kids for validation thing, the edgy nihilism, the anime facts and poetry thing coming out along with him freaking out that somebody decided to cover his history on the internet. It's fucking amusing, especially having more than half that shit confirmed by another source. Also that whole stagnation thing is just a minor point among the meatier stuff, if anything, it implies some meagerly amusing things, and on some level it's unfortunate he does not strive to better his content when he makes money off of what he does.

And on the contrary, I enjoy that he surrounds himself with utter exceptional individuals, it makes for good content. However, you're acting like finding Jim's videos entertaining and laughing at his moments of cringe are mutually exclusive. I find Jim's videos pretty entertaining, but I don't feel like I owe it to Jim to give him special treatment, nobody really should. I'm not going to draw a line in the sand, and rush to his defense. When I see cringey shit I'm going to laugh at it, it dosn't matter to me if it's Metokur who's being cringey, especially considering his own view on the matter.
Then why are you reeing so hard at the guy buddy?
Yeah the guy is a sperg but he hasnt done anything worthwhile to get him a lolcow status, so just sit back and enjoy the fires the man seems to attract instead ;)
 
I have mixed feelings on Jim. One one hand, I do appreciate him calling out pedophiles and other pieces of shit, but on the other hand, I find him insufferable to listen to half the time.

I will admit, he has a good radio voice.
 
Then why are you reeing so hard at the guy buddy?
Yeah the guy is a sperg but he hasnt done anything worthwhile to get him a lolcow status, so just sit back and enjoy the fires the man seems to attract instead ;)
Lmao, I'm reeing cause I mocked him? Brilliant deduction, I dared to criticize/mock somebody popular, I must be offended! It's ok to mock people on this website, EXCEPT Mister Metokur, don't do that, he's special, he can never be worthy of mockery or ever do anything spergy.
 
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It seems many members of this thread were deeply upset about my mockery of Mister Metokur. I would like to take this moment to apologize to each and every one you who were offended by my callous mockery of a person you know through youtube videos. It's clear you all have alot of personal investment in this esteemed full time youtuber that you know only through his online persona, and subsequently, sperged out when he was mocked on a website that was founded on the premise of mocking people. I understand completely, Metokur's probably pretty thicc, considering how much time he dedicates to being a youtuber, I'd like a piece of that motivated ass too. Alas, not all dreams were meant to come true, and Metokur is a very busy man, but take heart. From what we do know about Metokur, he's very fond of exceptional individuals, so your chances of getting a personal display of gratitude from him are more likely than you think.

In light of this recent outcry, I've reevaluated my standards on what is cringey and have adjusted my views accordingly. Metokur choosing to associate with impressionable 14 years olds to validate his sense of self worth is perfectly normal for a man in his late 30's, it's not at all weird or indicative of somebody who might be considered a manchild. No, my autistic compadres, this is the hallmark of a badass, and to be frank, the only reason I mocked him was due to overwhelming envy of his ability to make internet videos. Fucking Metokur and his charming voice, am I the only one that gets a stiffy when I listen to his silky smooth voice?

And who doesn't respect a man of the arts? If only I could have witnessed his wonderful prose, or have the privilege of him informing me about all things anime, with anime facts. I don't know about you, but becoming poet in today's modern world is the most Chad thing I can think of. That's not a faggot hobby, that's a chad hobby.

Well, what of his nihilism? Again, I severely misjudged how woke this man was, and realized that society is a fundamentally flawed invention. The American Revolution? That's fucking cringe, farmers facing off against a professional standing army. What a bunch of cringey faggots. Would have been fucking hilarious if they failed knowing the graveyards would be brimming with thousands of dead retards, lul. The truth is, I too, want to be like the Joker from Batman, and watch the world burn, because society expects me to work for what I want. Well fuck society, I'd rather watch it burn for not making my life as easy as I wanted it.

Of course, this apology wouldn't be complete without an admission. I cheated on Jim with Sargon, I laid my bare hands on Sargon's chubby ass like it was a plush pillow, and I asked him, "What is white?" That really seemed to get him going, and I proceed to motorboat his man tits. I felt like we really hit it off, but Sargon seemed distant, I think he heard me yell out Jim's name when I cummed. He knew my heart lied with another. Jim speaks to my autistic heart, like he does to many Kiwis.

At the end of the day, it's perfectly ok if Jim got unreasonably upset when somebody spoke of his past, because Jim has nothing to fear. Jim is perfect. I hope one day I have the honor of sucking you off Jim, because I'm the best slut on this website.
 
It seems many memBeRs of ThIS THREAD Were deePlY UPSet aboUt MY MoCkerY OF MISteR mEtoKuR. i wOULD LIke To taKe tHis MomeNT To apoLOgizE TO eaCh AnD eVery ONe YoU Who WeRE OFFenDED by My caLLoUS Mockery Of a PersOn You KnOW THrOUGh yOutubE vIDeOS. iT's ClEaR yOU alL haVE AloT oF pERsOnal inVesTMeNT iN THIS eSteEmED FulL tiMe YOuTUbER ThAT You kNOw oNLy ThroUGh hiS OnLinE pERSONA, and SUBSEquEntlY, sPERgEd oUT When hE wAs mOCkED On a WEbsItE thaT WAs foUndeD on THe pREmIse of moCking PeOpLe. i UNdErSTANd compLetely, METoKUr's probaBLy pretTY thICc, consiDeRinG hOw MucH tIme hE DEdICatEs tO BEiNg A YOutUBER, i'D LiKE a pIeCE of THat MOTiVAtEd aSS ToO. alAs, NOt ALl dreAMS wERe MEAnT to comE truE, aND MetoKuR is a veRy BUsy Man, buT TAKe heArT. froM wHat wE DO KnOW abOut MEtoKUR, He'S veRY FONd oF exCepTIOnAl INdIviDuaLs, sO YoUR CHaNCES of GeTtIng A pERSONAL DiSPlAy of GRaTiTuDE from him aRe MoRe LIkeLy Than You think.

iN LiGht oF ThIS ReCeNT OuTCrY, I'VE REEvAluATED MY sTandArdS on whAT Is CriNgEy And Have AdjuSTEd mY viewS ACCORdiNGlY. METoKuR choOSInG To asSOCIaTE WitH IMpResSIOnablE 14 YeArS oLds to vaLidAtE HIS SENse Of SeLf woRTh Is PerFectLY nOrMAl FOr A mAN iN HIs lAte 30's, it's nOt aT ALl WEIRd Or iNDIcAtIVE Of soMeboDY WHO MIGHT BE cOnSiDEred a MANcHiLd. nO, my AutistiC CoMpaDRES, thIs Is THE HallMaRk of a BAdaSS, ANd TO BE FRAnK, THe ONly REAsoN i MockeD HIM wAs due To oVerwHeLMIng enVY OF His ABILiTy TO MAKE iNTeRnEt vIDeOS. fUCkiNG Metokur AND HiS cHaRMiNg voIce, am i tHE ONlY oNe that geTS A stiFfY whEn i liSteN To his sIlKy sMoOtH voice?

ANd who doesn'T resPEcT A Man oF tHE artS? if ONly I CoUld have witNEsSeD hiS wOnDErFul pRoSe, oR Have the pRIViLEge Of him INfOrmiNg ME ABout ALl ThingS aNimE, with aNimE faCts. i doN'T knOw AbOUT YoU, bUT bEcOMing pOEt In todAy's mOdERn wOrlD is THE mOSt CHaD thING i Can THINk Of. That'S noT a FagGoT hOBBy, THAT'S a chAd hobbY.

wELl, WHaT of hiS NihILISM? agaIN, I SeVEReLy miSJuDgeD hoW wokE tHis mAn wAs, aNd RealIZeD tHat soCIeTY is A FUNdAmEntAlly fLAwed InVeNtiON. THE aMeRIcan reVOLUTION? tHAT'S fUckiNG CrINgE, farMers fACiNG Off aGainSt A PRoFeSSIonal STaNdiNG ARMY. whAT A buNcH oF CRINGEy fAGGOts. WouLd Have beEn fuCKiNg hilarIoUS if thEY THEY faIL KnowINg THE GraVeyarDs wERE bRImMiNg WITh ThousanDS OF DEaD EXceptionAl INDiVIDUAls, LuL. tHe truTh IS, I tOO, WaNT TO be lIKE THe jOKEr fROM Batman, AND waTch THe WoRLd bUrN, BeCaUse SoCiEty Expects ME TO WoRk FOR wHat i wANt. wElL FuCk sOcIeTY, i'D raTHER WaTcH it BUrn FOR NoT MAking MY LIfe As EASy As i WANTEd IT.

oF COurSE, ThIS ApoLoGY wOuLDn't Be ComPlete withoUt an AdMiSSiON. i ChEATED ON jim wiTh sarGOn, I Laid my bare hAnDs oN sargon'S chubBY ass LiKe IT WaS A plUsh PIlLoW, and i aSKEd HIm, "whAt Is WHiTe?" that rEALLy sEEmeD tO geT hiM goiNG, anD I PROceeD tO MOTorBOaT hiS mAn TitS. I FeLt like wE rEALlY Hit iT oFF, But SarGON SEemeD disTanT, I thINK He Heard ME yELl oUt JIM'S namE wHen I CUMMED. he kNeW mY heArt LiEd wITh ANOtHEr. Jim sPeAKS TO mY AuTistiC HEArt, like HE DoEs To MaNY kIwis.

At tHE enD of tHe DAY, it's PeRFeCTLY oK IF JIm gOT UNReASonABly uPSet wHen somebOdY SpokE oF HIS pAsT, bECAuSe jim HaS NotHIng to fEar. jiM Is PERFecT. I hoPe ONE dAY I HaVE thE HoNOR OF SUcKInG you OfF JIm, BeCAusE I'm the beST slUT oN ThIS wEBSIte.
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I don't doubt that this stuff or some of it may be coming from Jim.

But most of this coincides with the older fake doxxes that have gone around. Metokur has said on several occasions over the years that users should release a fake doxx or two about themselves over the course of a couple years to gum up the works. This is also something he has said that he's done.

When you say most of this coincides with the older fake doxes what do you mean? Can you be more precise? What exactelly coincides with fake doxes that have gone around?
I’m saying this because I saw Jim’s alleged dox from several sources and the links I posted were never part of any dox that I have seen, maybe because they aren’t that much relevant to doxing Jim, but just lulzy historical content that can be described as lore.

How much of this is legit and how much of this is wishful thinking?

I would say it’s pretty much legit
http://archive.li/8NGWe#selection-1337.301-1337.399

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I think describing it as lore is a fine way to put it. But even then there's nothing particularly interesting about any of this.

What I am suggesting about fake or falsified information is that you should take any information (especially old information) you find about Jim with a grain of salt. You're going to need something more concrete than ten year old information that we've seen before. But the biggest issue I have with all of this is... what the fuck is the actual issue here? Those DM images I've seen going around look like two guys planning a steam. Where's the controversy? I see all this hype surrounding DMs and "we got info on Jim OMG!!" but it's nothing interesting.

What's the point? If you came up with a name or an address or something really new or different, maybe you've got something. But so far all I am seeing is proof that Jim is an internet dweeb with sliding morals/he doesn't care and if you try to doxx him he'll defend himself. You aren't sharing anything new or compelling and that's why I'm giving you guys shit.

Don't misunderstand either, I appreciate the effort you're putting in. But the results seem mediocre.
 
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