I got fucking stabbed! - 0/10 don't suggest

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MilkMage said:
Try not to get stabbed too often; it's kind of unhealthy.

Seriously tho, glad you're okay
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i think that maybe i've been doing sex wrong for a while, isn't stabbing supposed to be good? is this why sex is wicked?? what the hell have i been doing all these years when i thought i was getting boned down?!

seriously in turn, thank you.i feel pretty fucking lucky and getting sassed at on the internet is a joy.
 
cockgoblin said:
Oooooh god, okay. I live in a big city and was out having a couple drinks with friends. I live very close by so I decided, hey, I'll just walk home. 2am drunk brain is stupid as fuck. Anyway, when I went into my building someone followed me in, which I didn't think anything of since it's a large building and lots of people try to go in alongside someone else rather than hunt for their own key. Went up to my unit, unlocked the door -- and got tackled from behind by this dude, who was grabbing me TIGHT.
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Jesus, man, that's horrible. Two things:

-Keep that fucker clean with whatever they told you to do at the hospital. Wounds like that are really prone to infection, which will suck worse than it does now.

-If you live in the US, buy a gun, learn how to use it, and be willing to do so. Defending yourself with a knife is very hard. Magdumping into an asshole isn't.

Heal up soon, man. Glad you're okay.
 
keeping it clean has been my number one priority. no stitches since it'd basically just create a pocket for nasty shit to grow, so i have to pack it with gauze that is changed 2x/day. it hurts worse than being stabbed in the first place, no fucking joke. for a gash that's about two inches long and a half-inch wide, it's also pretty fucking amazing that a full foot of packing gauze fits into it. amazing in a "jesus fucking christ this is a nightmare" kind of way.

the really lucky thing is that i have amazing friends who are helping me with the dressing changes. we're all in medicine anyway, so they're very capable. hero cat is also getting extra chicken.

to point 2, i am seriously considering it. pepper spray is a definite, but shit, i'm a small woman. anything i can get my hands on to help level the playing field would be great. apparently AFTER being stabbed i'm scary enough to make a fucker run, but next time, i'd like to not go quite that far.
 
Pour lemon juice in it, then duck tape it shut. Lemon juice sterilizes it, and the duck tape is stronger than regular bandages. It works.
I swear on me mum.
 
Hope for a safe and fast recovery bud.

What you did was amazing, and its not easy wrestling a guy whose trying to rape or rob you. Even take a shank is pretty chilling. But just get lots rest.

And they cant stitch up the wound?

Ps: Give your cat lots of pets and a big bowl of tuna.
 
cockgoblin said:
keeping it clean has been my number one priority. no stitches since it'd basically just create a pocket for nasty shit to grow, so i have to pack it with gauze that is changed 2x/day. it hurts worse than being stabbed in the first place, no fucking joke. for a gash that's about two inches long and a half-inch wide, it's also pretty fucking amazing that a full foot of packing gauze fits into it. amazing in a "jesus fucking christ this is a nightmare" kind of way.

the really lucky thing is that i have amazing friends who are helping me with the dressing changes. we're all in medicine anyway, so they're very capable. hero cat is also getting extra chicken.

to point 2, i am seriously considering it. pepper spray is a definite, but shit, i'm a small woman. anything i can get my hands on to help level the playing field would be great. apparently AFTER being stabbed i'm scary enough to make a fucker run, but next time, i'd like to not go quite that far.
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I always carry nunchucks with me, whenever i can and pepper spray.
I've learned to use them a bit, because sadly where I live I can't buy guns.

some kind of weapon is a must sadly for women these days.
 
cockgoblin said:
to point 2, i am seriously considering it. pepper spray is a definite, but shit, i'm a small woman. anything i can get my hands on to help level the playing field would be great. apparently AFTER being stabbed i'm scary enough to make a fucker run, but next time, i'd like to not go quite that far.
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it may seem like a phrase that you've heard over and over, but in this kind of situations, never give up, no matter the odds. Because if you do, you become prey.
look at this woman, she also was in a situation similar to yours and she didnt give up and managed to get away:

Actually, I suggest you to check out this guy's channel, for tips on personal defense and visual training, that can help making you more aware of your surroundings.
 
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Mr Fister 2 said:
Pour lemon juice in it, then duck tape it shut. Lemon juice sterilizes it, and the duck tape is stronger than regular bandages. It works.
I swear on me mum.
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hell yea, but i actually prefer lemon juice and a shot of whiskey. then drop a lit match in before you apply duct tape. eat shit, bacterial scum.

Fandom Trash said:
hope for a safe and fast recovery bud.

What you did was amazing, and its not easy wrestling a guy whose trying to rape or rob you. Even take a shank is pretty chilling. But just get lots rest.

And they cant stitch up the wound?

Ps: Give your cat lots of pets and a big bowl of tuna.
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but i'm definitely going to try. thanks dude. the vote of confidence means a lot.

sadly, no stitches. since the wound is deeper than it is wide, stitching it closed basically creates an artificial abscess. instead we pack it with gauze 2x/day, and when that gauze is removed it pulls dead tissue out with it to keep the borders clean. it hurts like a motherfucking bitch.

and this idiot cat basically gets whatever he wants for the next few days, he fucking earned it.

aqua sama said:
I always carry nunchucks with me, whenever i can and pepper spray.
I've learned to use them a bit, because sadly where I live I can't buy guns.

some kind of weapon is a must sadly for women these days.
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the good news is i now have a built-in pocket for my nunchaku.

Nazi vegeta said:
it may seem like a phrase that you've heard over and over, but in this kind of situations, never give up, no matter the odds. Because if you do, you become prey.
look at this woman, she also was in a situation similar to yours and she didnt give up and managed to get away:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T6psQJKwDUY
Actually, I suggest you to check out this guy's channel, for tips on personal defense and visual training, that can help making you more self aware of your surroundings.
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yooooo THANK YOU. and i did keep that in mind - i never stopped fighting. maybe i got stabbed but since hurting me wasn't his intention it freaked his ass out, and honestly, a little stab... it doesn't feel good? but fuck, i am so relieved that he didn't fucking rape me. piece of shit.

Blender said:
yes but was he a nigger or not
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sorry to burst your bubble, but he was a proud aryan lad. maybe trans-ethnic?????
 
Badass cat takes after the owner that’s cracking jokes after a brutal assault. I hope they catch the fucking chode that did it and let you get a few revenge hits in.
 
Testaclese Maximus said:
Badass cat takes after the owner that’s cracking jokes after a brutal assault. I hope they catch the fucking chode that did it and let you get a few revenge hits in.
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if you can't laugh about how weird looking your own guts are, then when can you laugh?!

i hope so too. i might have to stand in line to get a hit in, though. i live in an apartment that's full of a bunch of latino families and they're all like "point that motherfucker out to me and we will take care of this shit before you can so much as wave goodbye to him". they also made me tamales. good folks.
 
Holy shit, I think my opinion on cats has changed a quite a bit after reading this. Glad the fucker didn't get his way, and damn good on that cat.

If you can get one, I'd recommend a derringer. Don't even really have to do much to get it out of a holster and into an attacker's guts, and the smaller caliber bullet means it's probably going to bounce around a bit before it stops, doing a shitload of damage and making sure the idiot doesn't try that shit again.
 
Buy a firearm, take a class, refuse to be a victim. What happened once can happen again. Even if you don't carry it, have it somewhere accessible in the residence.

External safety measures are also good, but I guess depending on what sort of place you live in that can be hard to implement. Fake or real security cameras are a real deterrent. Evidence of a dog, whether you have one or not, is an easy deterrent (dog houses, for instance). A security company sticker on your windows whether you subscribe or not can help. Window alarms and door alarms help- they beep when opened or smashed and both startle intruders and give you time to react. Door jamb reinforcements are relatively inexpensive and installation is simple. Window bars can be installed and don't necessarily make your house look like a prison, although depending on the number and location of windows you may not be able to do that. A video doorbell can help.

Situational awareness is always your best asset. But a gun and some practice or classes doesn't hurt either, especially if you are smaller.
 
Lysol said:
Holy shit, I think my opinion on cats has changed a quite a bit after reading this. Glad the fucker didn't get his way, and damn good on that cat.
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my cat is totally defective, as a cat. he's like a weird little dog in so many ways. i've literally never seen him expose a single claw towards a human even in play, and here he is snarling and tearing into this dude.

get lymphoreticulosis and suffer, random asshole, you deserve it.

Unpleasant said:
Buy a firearm, take a class, refuse to be a victim. What happened once can happen again. Even if you don't carry it, have it somewhere accessible in the residence.

Situational awareness is always your best asset. But a gun and some practice or classes doesn't hurt either, especially if you are smaller.
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i have no intention of letting myself be a victim again. i hate using the word even now. as soon as i'm better healed, there are gonna be a lot of classes i get involved in. for now, since i live in an older apartment building and can't really decorate it to make people nervous, i'm instead making cookies/brownies and getting myself a personal posse of tough black dudes and latinos who are all ready to fuck this dude up.
 
cockgoblin said:
yooooo THANK YOU. and i did keep that in mind - i never stopped fighting. maybe i got stabbed but since hurting me wasn't his intention it freaked his ass out, and honestly, a little stab... it doesn't feel good? but fuck, i am so relieved that he didn't fucking rape me. piece of shit.
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yeah, I'm very glad too, that you didnt get raped or worse.
Having the right mindset is very important and you did well. I'm proud of you, soldier.
 
it's weird, i live in a predominantly black neighborhood, but this fuck was white as snow. i like to believe he was an incel, and having a pussy drop onto his shoulders was too startling. also, my thought process is shit, turns out percocet fucking rides it like a goddamned pony on crack.

a few days later, and i am feeling like being alive is a fucking gift. it hurts like a fuck but it's a reminder that god damn it, i'm alive and i'm in my house. no one's gonna scare me out of it.
 
damn girl, shave that body hair what the fuck

also why didn't they stitch it up? thats gonna get infected
& u said thats a day old stab wound?
 
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