The Happytime Murders - Sausage Party II: Muppet Boogaloo

[Gordon Cole]

So, this came out today and, yeesh:

So, it's basically Sausage Party-tier humor, but with Muppets and Melissa McCarthy. God help us all.

And to give you all an idea of the probable fans for this thing:

 

[slimes]

How many people are going to want to fuck those muppets?

This looks atrocious jfc

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Melissa McCarthy is a shit tier waifu.

 

[RG 448]

Melissa McCarthy is a shit tier waifu.

And ghostbuster.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

And ghostbuster.

Well she did bust a dead franchise.

 

[Piss Clam]

 

[JSGOTI]

@Johnny Ray Bucchi / @Lucas Williams

This one's right up your alley.

 

[Red Hood]

Well, this is how I feel about this.

You're not kidding about Sausage Party tier. Anyone that buys a ticket to this is a lolcow.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Looks like someone wanted to make 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' BUT EDGY AS FUCK AM I RITE (also a lot cheaper since good animation is expensive as fuck). Also the amount of toilet humor also makes something a billion times better.

This is so fucking try-hard its pathetic. Also glad to include shit-tier SNL actresses and Joel McHale who has clearly reached debase himself for a paycheck stage of his career.

Also why is this type of shit even still being made? The 'cute cartoons GET DIRTY for adults' has been done for 30+ fucking years and besides making it straight pornography, there's nothing else left to do with it.

 

[omori]

Why watch this when there's already Avenue Q?

 

[Desire Lines]

Wow, guys, get this, it's going to be puppets, but puppets are going to do ADULT STUFF AND SWEAR. Isn't this hilarious? Just like Sausage Party!

Spoiler

That fucking hymen joke, can Melissa McCarthy go through one movie without mentioning her private parts It's "Adam Sandler"-tier

 

[A Useless Fish]

There's only one robot out there that can accurately express my feelings after seeing that trailer.

 

[The Nothingness]

Remember when it was also known as Greg the Bunny?

 

[Red Hood]

Remember when it was also known as Greg the Bunny?

Greg the Bunny was actually subtle compared to this. That's a scary thought.

I do remember liking Count Blah though.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So I heard that the movie leaked, and I snagged a copy!

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Got a project that seems like shit?

Just attach a female comedian (preferably fat) to it so that people are guilted into buying a ticket!

It can't fail [but it will anyway]!!!

So I heard that the movie leaked, and I snagged a copy!

Great, now I have that song "Meet the Feebles" stuck in my head.

 

[vhstape]

 

[Male]

Ah I see.
So I'm assuming that Brian will use his father's spinning grave instead of reels for screening?

 

[Lady of the House]

How many people are going to want to fuck those muppets?

I would fuck that muppet already.

But seriously, I don't want to see Melissa McCarthy banging a muppet onscreen. Save that shit for Paheal. Besides it already exists:

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Why watch this when there's already Avenue Q?

And, judging by the trailer, Avenue Q didn't have to try so hard, nor come off as this desperate to be edgy.