Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[NoFeline]

Which also leads to the disturbing conclusion that these people think "man" and "woman" are also personalities,

Nonbinary identities not linked to intersex conditions are based in sexism, prove me wrong.
She also has "autistic symptoms" as she put it and autists unless given strict understanding of gender tend to think they're troon because they don't comprehend that arbitrary likes and dislikes do not define gender. They hear "girls like dresses", "boys like trucks" & think those are hard and fast rules.

And also what happened to her nipples? In her nude it looks like she had them surgically removed or something.

Uneven tissue or fat distribution can make tits not just sag but start to turn under.

She should be called Bertha or Ogg or something.

She would probably like to be called Ogg.

it's Micheal Fucking Jackson, no doubt. And "Peter" and "Rick" are dating apparently. So in other words, the ghost of Michael Jackson and Richard Ramirez ARE FUCKING.

I, too, tried to convince my friends that my fanfictions were real, via majyyk transdimensional bullshittery....when I was 12.

Now we need to guess who Jim is! It could be anybody now that her ghosts range from celebrities to serial killers.

Do we have caps of her descriptions of him? Looking for Jims and Jameses doesn't turn up much.
Though, not all of her not-Headmates are serial killers. For all we know it could be Jim Jones. (Please god don't let it be Jim Jones.)
Maybe it's James Dale Ritchie; he was only 40 and died in 2016.

 

[Peanut]

Has anyone else checked out her writing? This is the free preview story from her book I Sold My Soul to Pass: and Other Trans Tales from the Dark Side, featuring 'ne' pronouns, laboured pop culture references, and a villain more straw than man.

Spoiler: Screencaps

I like that even she slips up a few times on the protagonist's fucked up pronouns.

 

[NoFeline]

Spoiler: Screencaps

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TIL tumblr only cares about gender bias against men when it affects transwomyn and amab enbies

Or they would, if this was actual bias.
Self defense of his emotional well-being and dignity? Are we serious?

It's OK that I hit her. She made fun of my feminine penis!

 

[sperginity]

Has anyone else checked out her writing? This is the free preview story from her book I Sold My Soul to Pass: and Other Trans Tales from the Dark Side, featuring 'ne' pronouns, laboured pop culture references, and a villain more straw than man.

Spoiler: Screencaps

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I like that even she slips up a few times on the protagonist's fucked up pronouns.

That story is remarkably juvenile... It's depressing, I don't think any drugs or therapy can make anyone grow the fuck up, that's what many people really need.

 

[vaporwave baphomet]

Apparently she's incontinent!

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You can't make this up!

She also received the ableist command to piss her pantaloons when she caught static for that re.tarded set of hell genders:

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I love how deliciously juvenile Tumblr cows are. People only started saying "pee your pants" because they thought telling someone "kill yourself" was too problematic.

She's more offended that someone made fun of her imaginary incontinence than the fact someone just told her kys

 

[NoFeline]

Imagine being a grown, adult woman with a master's degree still bitching about big-titty cheerleader Stacies.

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

Has anyone else checked out her writing? This is the free preview story from her book I Sold My Soul to Pass: and Other Trans Tales from the Dark Side, featuring 'ne' pronouns, laboured pop culture references, and a villain more straw than man.

Spoiler: Screencaps

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I like that even she slips up a few times on the protagonist's fucked up pronouns.

This is one of the shittiest self-insert "Then the whole bus clapped!" stories I've ever read. It's Onision levels of bad wish fulfillment because she was unpopular and bullied in school.

To barely begin with how bad it is: Everyone's literally a walking stereotype like a cheerleader named Candy? A nonbinary or whatever kid named "Storm"? Shark for the bully? I'm all for names being tenuously connected to a personality or something but the reader isn't that stupid. Eating disorders for the trans kid? Corrective rape? I know it happens, but find a better way to make cliche believable. While all characters have some part of the author in them, Storm is a literal idealized self-insert

The ne/nym/nymself or whatever pronouns jar the eye when reading. The reason we can read fluidly is because there's (mostly) standard sets of grammar and spelling. While language is ever evolving (looking at you ebonics), there is still some cohesiveness. When we read he or she or even they to refer to a person, the eye can skim over this and continue to absorb meaning. When we're jolted by the weird made up pronouns (hell even xe might be better) it tears the reader out of the sort of unconscious state where we can read and imagine. Not to mention the run on sentences and literal vomit flow of commas

Also the vocabulary SUCKS. We get it. She has a dictionary. The word choice here is pompous and drawn out and doesn't flow. Big words are ok but not everything has to be a SAT word, especially when you cant use it in a context where it flows and makes sense. This many big words trips up not only the average reader (there's a reason newspapers are written around an 8th grade level), but also more educated reader because she doesn't have a good command for language.

Plot: I couldn't have come up with a more cliche plot if I tried. You can anticipate every turn. While that isn't always a bad thing, here it's dull and over played.

TL;DR her writing sucks as much as her personality.

 

[Sebben Crudele]

Dude, come on. She is thirty and writes like a sixteen year old.

"Lainey Safechuck", "Simon Sharkey", these names are distracting and goofy. Same as the stupid pronouns. If you want to make the gender of the protagonist ambiguous you can use they. I honestly consider it atrocious, but it's ten times less ridiculous and immersion-breaking that what you're doing now.

Also stop hamfisting your ideology. Your characters aren't supposed to be your mouthpieces. You can make a point regarding the MESSAGE without plastering the MESSAGE everywhere in your narrator's train of thought, otherwise the MESSAGE gets tiring and it drives your readers away feeling insulted.

I know it's dumb to be giving my opinion on how she could improve this, but good god, it's so bad it makes me feel sad.

 

[drain]

Has anyone else checked out her writing? This is the free preview story from her book I Sold My Soul to Pass: and Other Trans Tales from the Dark Side, featuring 'ne' pronouns, laboured pop culture references, and a villain more straw than man.

Spoiler: Screencaps

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I like that even she slips up a few times on the protagonist's fucked up pronouns.

Fuck this fat bitch and her "ne" "nym" and "nis" pronouns, looks like she had an aneurysm while typing this trash out, it was super annoying to read it.
Also, come on, she's an almost 30 year old and still write like a 12 year old girl with revenge fantasies?

Please get a job, a hobby and some social interactions, Stephanie, you need it. You really need it.

 

[vaporwave baphomet]

Has anyone else checked out her writing? This is the free preview story from her book I Sold My Soul to Pass: and Other Trans Tales from the Dark Side, featuring 'ne' pronouns, laboured pop culture references, and a villain more straw than man.

Does anybody have any more of her writing? It might be fun to spork her fanfiction tier work.

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

Does anybody have any more of her writing? It might be fun to spork her fanfiction tier work.

Someone with Kindle Unlimited should be able to download her books for free off Amazon. I personally refuse to give her any of my money.

 

[drain]

What do I do on a yucky, boring, rainy day when I’m PMSing and don’t want to do much of anything? Put on make-up and other accessories and take silly pics. I wish y’all could see in these how my eye-shadow is sparkly neon blue and my mascara is sea-foam green.

Come on, Steph girl, this looks like you smeared crayons all over your face while high on meds

 

[Versoth]

Regarding her thingy for trans people in New York that's so totally necessary:

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A single person showed up, and the website for her programme is totally barren. Literally no one has commented or pledged to help. One of her friends did the opening speech to their single attendant (who is probably also a twitter friend).

This might be a little late but... Broome county has a pretty large state school (SUNY Bing) which has multiple LGBT groups. Why didn't she talk to them first? They even have trans-specific community resources already. This just seems like she didn't try very hard at all, or she wanted so hard to start her own thing when resources already exist in the area. (and her earlier statement about "first in the county" is a straight up lie.)

 

[NoFeline]

This might be a little late but... Broome county has a pretty large state school (SUNY Bing) which has multiple LGBT groups. Why didn't she talk to them first? They even have trans-specific community resources already. This just seems like she didn't try very hard at all, or she wanted so hard to start her own thing when resources already exist in the area. (and her earlier statement about "first in the county" is a straight up lie.)

She probably got kicked out for having a demon gender or can't handle being in a group situation where she has to vie for attention so she made her own LGBT group with blackjack and hookers

 

[Oglethorpe]

This thing reminds me of Abby Brown...but instead of adopting identities and throwing them away a week later, this thing just collects and hoards them.

To be honest, this thing is so ridiculous it makes Abby seem stable in comparison.

And I love it.

 

[slimes]

What do I do on a yucky, boring, rainy day when I’m PMSing and don’t want to do much of anything? Put on make-up and other accessories and take silly pics. I wish y’all could see in these how my eye-shadow is sparkly neon blue and my mascara is sea-foam green.

Come on, Steph girl, this looks like you smeared crayons all over your face while high on meds

This looks like she doesn’t even know where her lip line is.

This looks like her idea of makeup is lipstick and mascara when a bitch needs some contour.

This looks like something most little girls do in 4th grade.

Shit is bad. Real bad. I’m half tempted to redo all these makeup looks with a modicum of skill just for comparison.

 

[Sebben Crudele]

Then stop pretend-porking and glorifying serial killers and murderers, geez.

It isn't even that she knows they were horrible scum but finds them physically attractive and that's it, she literally talks about them like they were some poor understood souls that just wanted to be loved, and then on that same breath does this virtue signalling.

Good lord. You can't make this up.

Etsy wishlist because of course.

And it has the kind of things we can all expect:

Spoiler: Long

Also back to the scribbles:

Even if you are doing this because you still have some good heart left in you, this is kind of insulting and dumb.

Also pettition to make "but like I said, it's raining and my spoons are in the toilet" a random.txt.

 

[drain]

This looks like she doesn’t even know where her lip line is.

This looks like her idea of makeup is lipstick and mascara when a bitch needs some contour.

This looks like something most little girls do in 4th grade.

Shit is bad. Real bad. I’m half tempted to redo all these makeup looks with a modicum of skill just for comparison.

Tbh, she, like in every area in her life, put absolutely ZERO effort in doing her 'makeup'.
She is just lazy and all around clueless, and as you said, doesn't even know where her lips start and end. All I see is a stunted mentally unbalanced woman that put some paint on her face, snapped a pic and called it a day. Her internet connection should be supervised, man

 

[slimes]

Tbh, she, like in every area in her life, put absolutely ZERO effort in doing her 'makeup'.
She is just lazy and all around clueless, and as you said, doesn't even know where her lips start and end. All I see is a stunted mentally unbalanced woman that put some paint on her face, snapped a pic and called it a day. Her internet connection should be supervised, man

The worst part, makeup wise? There are a TON of plus sized MUAs on YouTube. Look up Nikkitutorials and practice. The laziness is really the most egregious part of this selfie she decided was fantastic enough for the internet.

 

[drain]

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Then stop pretend-porking and glorifying serial killers and murderers, geez.

It isn't even that she knows they were horrible scum but finds them physically attractive and that's it, she literally talks about them like they were some poor understood souls that just wanted to be loved, and then on that same breath does this virtue signalling.

Good lord. You can't make this up.

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Etsy wishlist because of course.

And it has the kind of things we can all expect:

Spoiler: Long

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Also back to the scribbles:
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Even if you are doing this because you still have some good heart left in you, this is kind of insulting and dumb.

Also pettition to make "but like I said, it's raining and my spoons are in the toilet" a random.txt.

Why does this amazing witch isn't making a sigil for her to get a fucking job and get rid of her super true & honest "mental issues?"

Or does she like to be an unemployed mentally ill special snow...

oh wait