Trainwreck Jessi Slaughter / Jessica/Damian Leonhardt - Consequences will never be the same

[Dysnomia]

It's always ehlers danlos with spoonies now. 5 years ago it was all Fibro and before that Chronic Fatigue. I wonder which disorder they'll pick next!

I feel bad for anyone who has it that is now being made to look like fool because "muh spoons".

I see she's also doing that thing where you detail each picture in text for the visually impaired so the screen reader can read it back. But they don't do it for visually impaired followers. They do it to sound as inclusive as possible. Don't try to hide it. It's just extra brownie points. I've even seen some spoonies and general SJWs complain that everyone should have to do it otherwise they are ableist.

So, is she overly flexible with elastic-like skin? I've seen people on Youtube that actually have it demonstrating this.

If you look at some of the individual symptoms anyone could just happen to have a few of them. Hell, I could self diagnose myself with it right now. But I know I don't have it. That's why a syndrome is a group of symptoms that when put together point to a specific illness. It's not "Ow my leg! I have EDS!". Which I guarantee is a good idea of how Jessi and every other spoonie comes up with this.

Wikipedia EDS laundry list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ehlers–Danlos_syndromes#Signs_and_symptoms

Signs and symptoms

Signs vary widely based on the specific EDS the person has. This group of disorders affects connective tissues, most typically in the joints, skin, and blood vessels and causing effects ranging from mildly loose joints to life-threatening complications.[7] Major signs and symptoms include:

Musculoskeletal

• Hyperflexible joints[6] (It is possible to be very flexible or have "double joints", but this is not the same as an EDS.)
• Unstable joints that are prone to sprain, dislocation, subluxation, and hyperextension[8]
• Thoracic outlet syndrome
• Early onset of advanced osteoarthritis[9]
• Chronic degenerative joint disease[9]
• Swan neck deformity of the fingers[10]
• Boutonniere deformity of the fingers
• Tearing of tendons or muscles[11]
• Deformities of the spine, such as scoliosis (curvature of the spine), kyphosis (a thoracic hump), tethered spinal cord syndrome, and occipitoatlantoaxial hypermobility[12]
• Myalgia (muscle pain) and arthralgia (joint pain),[13] which may be severe
• Trendelenburg's sign[14]
• Osgood–Schlatter disease[15]
• In infants, delayed walking (beyond 18 months of age), and bottom-shuffling instead of crawling.[16]

Skin

• Fragile skin that tears easily[9]
• Atrophic "cigarette paper" scars[1][17]
• Easy bruising[6]
• Redundant skin folds[9]
• Molluscoid pseudotumors,[18] especially on pressure points
• Petechia[19]
• Subcutaneous spheroids[18]
• Livedo reticularis
• Piezogenic papules[20]
  

Cardiovascular

• Arterial rupture[6]
• Valvular heart disease, such as mitral valve prolapse, which creates an increased risk for infective endocarditis during surgery. This may progress to a life-threatening degree.[21] Heart conduction abnormalities have been found in those with hypermobility form of EDS.[22]
• Dilation and/or rupture (aneurysm) of ascending aorta[23]
• Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome
• Raynaud's phenomenon
• Varicose veins
• Heart murmur
• Heart conduction abnormalities

Other manifestations

• Hiatial hernia[18]
• Gastroesophageal reflux
• Gastrointestinal dysmotility[24]
• Dysautonomia[25]
• Gorlin's sign (touch tongue to nose)[26]
• Anal prolapse[18]
• Collapsed lung (spontaneous pneumothorax)[9]
• Nerve compression disorders (carpal tunnel syndrome, acroparesthesia, neuropathy, including Small fiber neuropathy)[27]
• Insensitivity to local anesthetics.[28]
• Arnold–Chiari malformation [29]
• Platelet aggregation failure (platelets do not clump together properly)[30]
• Pregnancy complications: increased pain, mild to moderate peripartum bleeding, cervical insufficiency, uterine tearing,[11] or premature rupture of membranes.[31]
• Cranial vertebral instability: caused by trauma(s) to the head and neck areas such as concussion and whiplash. Ligaments in neck are unable to heal properly, therefore, the neck structure does not have the ability to support the skull, which can then sink into the brain stem blocking the normal flow of cerebral spinal fluid, leading to issues related to the autonomic nervous system failing to work properly.[32]
• Celiac disease: it may be associated with EDS. Also, can be misdiagnosed as EDS due to common symptoms that may appear in both diseases, including fatigue, pain, gastrointestinal complaints, or cardiovascular autonomic dysfunction.[33]
• Fibromyalgia

Because it is often undiagnosed or misdiagnosed in childhood, some instances of Ehlers–Danlos syndromes have been mischaracterized as child abuse.[34]

The pain associated with the disorders may be severe.[35]

Just take a look at how vague you can be while still claiming to have some degree of EDS. Just pick something from every category then take some pics of yourself in the hospital. The hospitals must be so sick of people like this taking up time that should be devoted to actual sick people.

You know, if you lay around too much it's going to get harder and harder to actually get around. Even if you are able bodied too much sitting is going to turn you into a lazy lump.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's always ehlers danlos with spoonies now. 5 years ago it was all Fibro and before that Chronic Fatigue. I wonder which disorder they'll pick next!

What society needs is an impressive-sounding but wholly made up disease that they can diagnose munchies with. That way, it would be so much easier to tell who was faking.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

What society needs is an impressive-sounding but wholly made up disease that they can diagnose munchies with. That way, it would be so much easier to tell who was faking.

Chronic fatigue and fibro are usually those catch all for munchies. These days anyways. However, despite both being studied as existing it's far too uncommon to happen to every Jane and Joe who has an ouchie or is constantly tired.

 

[JimmyHill'sBlarms]

What society needs is an impressive-sounding but wholly made up disease that they can diagnose munchies with. That way, it would be so much easier to tell who was faking.

Pneumonobetus Scloritis.

 

[GhostButt]

Spoiler: that thur morgellons

 

[uncleShitHeel]

If “he” has a vagina and “she” has a dick then it’s not gay....

I’m so ready for this gender nonsense to stop being trendy.

I wish we would go back to teaching people that they aren't special.

 

[Dovahshit]

shes doing a Morgan i see

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

shes doing a Morgan i see

Morgan, nah, she's the next Hayley.

 

[Grog]

Please change the thread subtitle to "consequences were never the same".

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Poor thing, don't they know that bald people are useless?

 

[vertexwindi]

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Looks like she's going through chemo.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Looks like she's going through chemo.

Don’t give her any new ideas.

 

[sperginity]

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You still gotta wash your head, it's not that much less work

 

[pickleniggo]

You still gotta wash your head, it's not that much less work

See also: still having the energy for elaborate makeup. I use the term "elaborate" loosely but you know what I mean.

 

[Dysnomia]

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Rather than just go for a short, easy to maintain style, she shaves her head and gloats about how easy it is to maintain when you have ten thousand disabilities.

You still gotta wash your head, it's not that much less work

I hope she at least soaps her head in the shower. There are scalp care products marketed at bald people. Of course if her scalp gets nasty and irritated she can claim it's another illness.

 

[LtCucumber]

See also: still having the energy for elaborate makeup. I use the term "elaborate" loosely but you know what I mean.

I'm surprised she has time for makeup, especially since she has no time to even write decent image descriptions.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

I know her whole thing is about being speshal on the internet but I am genuinely curious why she doesn't use her parents neglect and physical abuse to get asspats. Surely that's more pitiable than having some dumb illness everyone knows is fake.

 

[Magnum Dong]

I know her whole thing is about being speshal on the internet but I am genuinely curious why she doesn't use her parents neglect and physical abuse to get asspats. Surely that's more pitiable than having some dumb illness everyone knows is fake.

It's possible that their parents' abuse still impacts them too heavily emotionally for them to feel comfortable being open about it and exploiting it.

It's also possible that, because a solid 90% of speshul folk on the internet have some variant on a "my parents were abusive!" story, they may feel that exaggerating/inventing disabilities instead will make them More Special because it's rarer therefore more interesting.

 

[American Chad]

It doesn't surprise me that JS found her way to Tumblr, and I hope that she detaches herself just as quickly. I can't laugh at this one due to how everything happened in her life, but damn, could she at least make the slightest effort to raise herself above the rabble? Would that be too much to ask?

I've been laughing at cows for years, but this one at least shows a glimmer of hope if the effort is put forth. Perhaps that's me cruising for an optimistic rating. Regardless, something has got to give. She's far too young to be turning every fucking thing up to 11.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

It doesn't surprise me that JS found her way to Tumblr, and I hope that she detaches herself just as quickly. I can't laugh at this one due to how everything happened in her life, but damn, could she at least make the slightest effort to raise herself above the rabble? Would that be too much to ask?

I've been laughing at cows for years, but this one at least shows a glimmer of hope if the effort is put forth. Perhaps that's me cruising for an optimistic rating. Regardless, something has got to give. She's far too young to be turning every fucking thing up to have burnt out at 11.