Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Water-T]

I'm not sure which game she's playing, because that doesn't sound like Persona 5.

$20 says that Wu hasn't touched the game and is just parroting the party line because it's what all the kewl kids are playing.

Remember, Wu doesn't play games where he can't drop a lot of money to instantly win it, which is pretty much Johnny's life philosophy.

 

[Cubanodun]

Hey there, I was a girl shooting guns in the 80s and wanted to go to space camp. Every child of the 80s wanted to go to space camp.

But I really came to post that Brianna finally got palm cards, a year late. And she apparently left an entire town (maybe the most progressive town in the district?) off the list. I think I would have to try to be this incompetent, and I'm not claiming to be particularly competent.

You know that she (probably Frank) sat around thinking "Old people vote. Let's think of something that will make old people scared and want to vote for me" and the result was the crap about saving you from people who want to steal your social security. It's transparent and it's not going to be effective. It sounds like a bad infomercial.

Photo is from Warren's facebook page.

God i needed to go outside to laugh, goddamn, "Cybersecurity expert" says the cunt that did not know what 2FA was until people began to troll him, or did not know what a BIOS was, did not know what a Repro was, or did not know the difference between a true and honest mail from apple and one for spam bots......

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Tell us more about yourself, John, I think you didn't spend enough time talking about your experiences and how great you are.

Did you? Did you also do that thing that that other guy did but better? I'm so interested in hearing about you you you you you!

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Barring some situation where Wu is forced to play the "I'M TRANS!" card (like getting targeted by the Twitter Troon Squad), he'll never admit that he's anything but a True and Honest Woman. This is because admitting his trans status is admitting that John W. Flynt existed, and Johnny's been fighting tooth and nail for 10 years to make sure that his past as Mr. Flynt is dead and buried.

In my dream version of reality, someone will release a game in which one of the major characters is a troon named Brianna.

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Tell us more about yourself, John, I think you didn't spend enough time talking about your experiences and how great you are.

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Did you? Did you also do that thing that that other guy did but better? I'm so interested in hearing about you you you you you!

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Flynt/Wu screaming, "I also did Huntsville!" reveals an unsurprising ignorance of the risque double entendre. I wonder if Johnny Does Huntsville would have outsold Rev 60.

 

[Trober]

Is space camp a thing thats even impressive? I remember it being advertised on nickelodeon in the 90s and its always struck me as the only limiting factor to getting in was your financial ability to pay.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Is space camp a thing thats even impressive?

You are asking this question in the wrong way. The proper question is: What kind of 40 year old thinks that having gone to space camp is impressive?

 

[Tookie]

"All the girls/women in the game are victims with zero agency"

I'm not sure which game she's playing, because that doesn't sound like Persona 5.

These are the same morons who kneejerk harp on every game with the same complaints. You end up with Mass Effect Andromeda if you listen to them.

 

[Kroster]

Is space camp a thing thats even impressive? I remember it being advertised on nickelodeon in the 90s and its always struck me as the only limiting factor to getting in was your financial ability to pay.

No. It was a trend in the 80s. I wanted to go because it was always on TV and in kids magazines. I don't know anyone who went, but I lived in Boston so my friends went to camp on the Cape or in New Hampshire. Space Camp was probably more common in the South, because that's where the space camps were.

It doesn't strike anyone as impressive that a rich kid went to a week of sleep away camp in the next state.

 

[Mola Ram]

No. It was a trend in the 80s. I wanted to go because it was always on TV and in kids magazines. I don't know anyone who went, but I lived in Boston so my friends went to camp on the Cape or in New Hampshire. Space Camp was probably more common in the South, because that's where the space camps were.

It doesn't strike anyone as impressive that a rich kid went to a week of sleep away camp in the next state.

As I recall, cost was the only limiting factor. It got super popular after the movie SpaceCamp (oddly enough) and I feel like it was probably on some dumb 80s sitcom at least once. I remember asking my parents to go and they took one look at the cost, laughed, and sent us into the backyard with the crappy wading pool.

Of course the same family that gave this crazy person hundreds of thousands of dollars to piss away along with a decade's worth of college tuition sent him to Space Camp. You know, I think I'm starting to understand how John wound up this way.

 

[Ruin]

John's been an asshole for his entire life so I absolutely believe his parents forked over the shekels to send him away for a week. The surprising part is that they picked him up instead of ditching him and moving away Joe Dirt style.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Do you have a documented example of voter suppression in mind, John?

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

This is so rich coming from someone that leaves his ungroomed dogs in cages and environments that Buffalo Bill wouldn't even be comfortable with. Of all the shit John does this is one of the few that strays into actual rage territory.

Not to mention Bribri killed her previous dog by leaving it outside in the freezing cold because he was too busy REEEEEEEEEEEEching about Gamergate to tend to its cries. Absolutely sickening.

Tell us more about yourself, John, I think you didn't spend enough time talking about your experiences and how great you are.

"I was in Space Camp.... Space Camp should be for more than the 1%"


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Wait wait wait hold up, I thought Brianna grew up in Poor ol' Mississip. Now he's admitting to being from a wealthy family and amongst the 1%ers? Hooooooo boy. DELETE THIS

 

[Norvic]

Tell us more about yourself, John, I think you didn't spend enough time talking about your experiences and how great you are.

What kind of douchebag says "I'm a natural leader" even if they actually are a natural leader?
Has anyone ever seen Wu display even the slightest quality that might justify the statement? It seems like the only times Wu has ever persuaded anyone to go along with one of her foolish ideas is when she's throwing money at them. Nothing she's ever done has been a success, which tends to suggest either or both of the original vision being bad, or the choice of people to execute on it has been bad.

 

[Particle Bored]

Do you have a documented example of voter suppression in mind, John?

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Well...

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

What kind of douchebag says "I'm a natural leader" even if they actually are a natural leader?
Has anyone ever seen Wu display even the slightest quality that might justify the statement? It seems like the only times Wu has ever persuaded anyone to go along with one of her foolish ideas is when she's throwing money at them. Nothing she's ever done has been a success, which tends to suggest either or both of the original vision being bad, or the choice of people to execute on it has been bad.

Didn't she show "leadership" when she took over Gamergate and made it all about shim? Or should we just call that "vanity?"

 

[Professor Iris]

What kind of douchebag says "I'm a natural leader" even if they actually are a natural leader?

He who must say "I am king" is no true king.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Do you have a documented example of voter suppression in mind, John?

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How can the number of black voters be close to that of white voters when black people only exceed 35% of the population in one state (Johnny's home state Mississippi)?

 

[Human Institute Director]

What kind of douchebag says "I'm a natural leader" even if they actually are a natural leader?
Has anyone ever seen Wu display even the slightest quality that might justify the statement? It seems like the only times Wu has ever persuaded anyone to go along with one of her foolish ideas is when she's throwing money at them. Nothing she's ever done has been a success, which tends to suggest either or both of the original vision being bad, or the choice of people to execute on it has been bad.

John's game of pretend is tragic. You know he'll break the day he realizes he's done literally nothing of value except maybe scamming a few soyboys. He's no journalist, engineer, politician or woman. That's why he feels the need to repeat this as much as he does. A truly sad life if you ask me.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Tell us more about yourself, John, I think you didn't spend enough time talking about your experiences and how great you are.

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Did you? Did you also do that thing that that other guy did but better? I'm so interested in hearing about you you you you you!

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Lmao so can we add shuttle commander to BriBri's impressive resume. Imagine interviewing her for a job. "So you're a natural leader who's worked as a politician, a programmer, an engineer, an artist, a shuttle commander and an astronaut? I have a few questions..."

I'm sure that's where she learned all about the moon rocks

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

What kind of douchebag says "I'm a natural leader" even if they actually are a natural leader?

The old adage that "if you have to tell people you're X, you're probably not X" fits like a glove. If people call you: a writer, an artist, a leader — it's all good. When you self-impose that label and the work you've put does not justify it, you're the smelliest asshole.

EDIT: @El Rodrigo beat me to it :late: