Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Maggots on a Train]

Jake could have "striking" hair just like that, if he dyed his gross beard (using Kool-Aid as hair dye like a 90s mall goth), cut it off, and stuck the dead hair on top of his head with superglue.

The reverse of this.

 

[Water-T]

I hope they become more and more entwined. Their ultimate falling out will provide even more entertainment than the rift with Zoe.

I look forward to Jake's inevitable BexPost with unbridled glee.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I look forward to Jake's inevitable BexPost with unbridled glee.

I’m definitely getting a thirsty vibe from Jake’s post, so I’m optimistic about this.

 

[Walter Temple]

I look forward to Jake's inevitable BexPost with unbridled glee.

What Jake fails to realize is, y'know that delightful mix of disappointment and annoyance he displays when he tweets "somebody talk to me!" into the void and only Dmol answers him instead of any of the cool kids he was hoping for?

That's how Bex feels about him.

 

[lecher]

Rebecca's features aren't striking, they're punchable.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Rebecca's features aren't striking, they're punchable.

Absolutely true. Her thread is the only one I've read where I've felt the impulse to take a swing at the screen. She's a big enough cunt that doctors could chop her up and outfit the entire ratking.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

It's not that these people are really that ugly.

Most of them fall within typical norms if they could be ass'ed to actually take care of themselves that is.

Mostly they are emotionally ugly...they're petty, narcissistic and generally very immature individuals.

All around they are just terrible people to spend time with but they, like old Jakey, whine incessantly that no one loves them. Love is not something your entitled too; it like everything else worth having, takes effort.

These childish fucks just think that love should be handed to them like everything else they want in life. And they sit there an wonder why no one wants to be with them...

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

It's funny how all these people who stress about not being able to live their lives as pampered children end up making themselves visibly age twice as fast.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Someone forward this to Jake’s mom
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...llennial-tells-parents-sought-evict-home.html

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's funny how all these people who stress about not being able to live their lives as pampered children end up making themselves visibly age twice as fast.

They lead lives of instant gratification and self-indulgence, so poor diet and lack of exercise catches up with them. Also most of them are depressed due to their lack of success in life, which doesn’t help.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Someone forward this to Jake’s mom
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...llennial-tells-parents-sought-evict-home.html

Curse you, I came here to post that

 

[Ruin]

It's not that these people are really that ugly.

We'll have to disagree on this, Becks looks like a troll doll that was left out in the sun.

 

[repentance]

We'll have to disagree on this, Becks looks like a troll doll that was left out in the sun.

Yeah, Becks definitely has some uncanny valley shit going on.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Does anyone else feel like Jake is tweeting less than usual as of late? Is he finally running out of steam and exhausted of talking about the same thing 3 things over and over again?

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

Does anyone else feel like Jake is tweeting less than usual as of late? Is he finally running out of steam and exhausted of talking about the same thing 3 things over and over again?

He made 2 or 3 Googleshngs earlier this week. The most recent Googleshng was about the "Tankies".

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is he finally running out of steam and exhausted of talking about the same thing 3 things over and over again?

Maybe he's just busy with work.

 

[Hellfire]

Suicide prevention cat has trained the others to kick open the bathroom door in case Jake is in the tub with a toaster again.

 

[NQ 952]

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Suicide prevention cat has trained the others to kick open the bathroom door in case Jake is in the tub with a toaster again.
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At this point I would think suicide prevention cat is sentient enough to mercy kill Jake.

 

[heathercho]

I thought if I didn't read Jake's thread for 1 month, something interesting would happen .
Honest to God, this guy... Suicide prevention cat has achieved more in a month than him.

 

[galact0r]

Suicide Cat has proved that they are capable of learning useful skills.

Suicide Cat is a more functional member of society than Jake.

Let that sink in...