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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1000181987292790785
"Today's Detroit: Become Human premiere gameplay is now live! Enjoy 4 hours of narrative fun!"
  1. Watch 7 hours of gameplay footage a day on Twitch or YouTube
  2. Miss out on bits and pieces of what's going on in the game
  3. Skip around in playthrough footage on YouTube, ruining DSP's retention statistics
  4. Opt the fuck out
Pick one.
 
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Hrothgar said:
Perhaps Her Royal Highness Wagginz found a new stash of credit cards behind the Everclear that mommy uses to keep the shame and despair at bay?
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Just popped into his stream to see the turnout for the new game that will bring him full circle back to the phasitive time of 2010 and noticed Waggs wasn't displayed on the weekly cheerleader board. Well he is, but it is 9th place, so his name isn't front and center for all to see. That guy/girl/thing better watch out because if Phil lost his patience when he was #1 he will have no problem tossing him aside when the cash stops flowing.

Oh and second stream for Detroit was 308, so channel saved? It isn't a bad number for second stream, but he lost ~200 from first stream. Haven't paid much attention to the game myself, but if it is like other David Cage games you really don't want to miss a stream so you can stay up to date with the story.
 
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Hrothgar said:
Perhaps Her Royal Highness Wagginz found a new stash of credit cards behind the Everclear that mommy uses to keep the shame and despair at bay?
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I've been thinking about this a little bit.

And I realized the influx of cash this piglet has been stuffing into DSPiss's manties was almost perfectly timed with common registration deadlines for summer college students, & therefore also when the Federal Direct Plus Loans program would generally have distributed funds to students for summer school.

"Standard" student loans are structured to only cover Spring/Fall semesters, & from my understanding, only up to & including the amount of tuition. So these DPLs are pretty common for people that want to go over the summer but can't afford to without another loan.

So, say your summer tuition would be $7.5k, & you qualify for $15k. You need books, whatever, xyz so you take out the max amount. Your tuition is now paid & you have $7.5k to do whatever you're going to do with it & if you stay in school, usually payments don't activate on these loans until like 13mo later.

...so you guys see where I'm going with this...

And although I've known some dim, exceptional motherfuckers with PhDs, and especially JDs, etc. everything I just loosely explained is how it works for grad students, and that's where I think my hypothesis goes to shit because.. really... can that outstanding fucking mouthbreather seriously be a grad student?? And if we go even further down that leg of the rabbit hole, I really need to ask... of what concentration?

(And disclaimer: nope sorry you'll never convince me this kid is attending any school on a full ride, so that possibility is right out for me..) ..that means this hellbender Mrs. Fwagginz is on.. this meteroric rise to abject mediocrity.. is being funded by... jesus christ I don't even want to type the words. If I type the words, an intergalactic wyrmhole of :autism::autism::autism: will rip open & suck us in towards certain death.

But hopefully, I am wrong, and he is just keeping Phail's super sweet bizniss-class internet pumping every month with his lawnmowin munny.

TL;DR: Honestly if you didn't read this, just don't. It's awful.
 
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Phalanx said:
Fagginz appeared about October last year did he not? That coincides when a lot of schools start. And if he was not making friends you would turn online by other means.
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Yeah and around January when BSV was ditched by Phil he swooped right in for that top spot pretty quickly. He just copied BSV's method and started paying Phil lots.
 
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Replays DS2, Dark Souls, San Andreas...
DSP: "Mega man collection? Why would I play that? I already played those."

EDIT: All these silly games he replayed... he should replay the only game that would matter: The Splunter Cell game he could not finish because of strikes and making other channel. I dont think he will tho.

EDIT2: Watching this pubg shit. He walked by a guy just standing there. HE was like 3 meteres away and he was indeed looking at the tv. His eyes are fucked.

EDIT3: "I dont have a favourite porn star, i dont watch porn regularly"... saying this while closed his eyes the whole time. Totally not a liar.
 
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i kinda figured it would be on death row, when his sub count and views r so low. hell use it as a defibrillator or some shit
 
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It was a full day of idiocy. TL;DR: changed the sub goal by 50 and still needed 30+ gifted subs to hit it. No lessons have been learned.

Unique cheerers: 53
Total cheers: 178
Final bit total is: $182.38
Average cheer: $1.02

Subs: 33 [32@$4.99, 1@$9.99, 0@$24.99, 10 gifted, 11 Twitch subs (33.33%), 8 resubs (24.24%)]
Known sub money is: $80.00
Total Subs (via decapi): 427

Twitch range is: $262.38

# of gifted subs = 10
# of 4.99 subs = 32 by ['daihikse', 'sweinx', 'factorbactorjr', 'acebest', 'wingsofredemption***', 'hyzenthlay_', 'phaethon131', 'boa_hancock', 'podman26', 'bobbyk_nc', 'middleclassliberalsoftie', 'robinr4745', 'fluoxetin', 'argonak89', 'staticmesh_wav', 'jason2br', 'agent1502', 'metalhead2177', 'iamsohren', 'therealkingghidorah', 'iceman3289', 'janneysaurusrex', 'katexo234***', '007blaine', 'mrpopsicle55***', 'infinite_55', 'kingkozatof_for_mod***', 'neoperpetualtman94', 'stillstream42', '007blaine', 'kenjideflame***', '007blaine', 'skyrim413***', '007blaine', 'lutherkujo***', 'sirnoble_', 'thevietnamesecomrade***', 'infinite_55', 'fluttershy1970***', 'kingswagginz', 'majinboo5***', 'shy0ne']
# of 9.99 subs = 1 by ['zacko056']
# of 24.99 subs = 0 by []

acebest gave 1 $4.99 subs.
kingswagginz gave 1 $4.99 subs.
janneysaurusrex gave 1 $4.99 subs.
007blaine gave 4 $4.99 subs.
infinite_55 gave 2 $4.99 subs.
sirnoble_ gave 1 $4.99 subs.

insomniaticmeat cheered [2] times: $52.00 (avg. cheer of $26.00; 28.51% of total)
sofiarayne cheered [1] times: $30.00 (avg. cheer of $30.00; 16.45% of total)
1tonhammer cheered [1] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $15.00; 8.22% of total)
sonicfighter25 cheered [8] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 4.39% of total)
kupomog132 cheered [16] times: $7.63 (avg. cheer of $0.48; 4.18% of total)
nolbert87 cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 2.74% of total)
goldencolts cheered [5] times: $4.85 (avg. cheer of $0.97; 2.66% of total)
katexo234 cheered [18] times: $4.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 2.47% of total)
fjresto cheered [5] times: $4.25 (avg. cheer of $0.85; 2.33% of total)
merdok cheered [4] times: $4.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 2.19% of total)
imadebreakfast cheered [10] times: $4.00 (avg. cheer of $0.40; 2.19% of total)
hitecspecs cheered [3] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 1.64% of total)
judicious_echoes cheered [2] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $1.50; 1.64% of total)
helloojellogamez cheered [3] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 1.64% of total)
atlastelamon9 cheered [6] times: $2.45 (avg. cheer of $0.41; 1.34% of total)
janneysaurusrex cheered [8] times: $2.25 (avg. cheer of $0.28; 1.23% of total)
markmccauley cheered [7] times: $1.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.96% of total)
sweinx cheered [7] times: $1.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.96% of total)
scootibutt cheered [6] times: $1.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.82% of total)
judgedrew cheered [3] times: $1.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.82% of total)
fetusthepaddy cheered [3] times: $1.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.82% of total)
thirdeyethethird cheered [5] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.69% of total)
infinite_55 cheered [2] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.62; 0.69% of total)
fullmetalcrusade cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.55% of total)
kingswagginz cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.55% of total)
boa_hancock cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.55% of total)
mausalus9 cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.55% of total)
aes0411 cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.55% of total)
royalekrown115 cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.55% of total)
tantamounter cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.55% of total)
blk_mage_ctype cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.55% of total)
ornightz cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.55% of total)
megamannt125 cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.55% of total)
captcaveman4201 cheered [2] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.38; 0.41% of total)
eternal_napalm cheered [2] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.38; 0.41% of total)
arclight112 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.41% of total)
yolodopper cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.41% of total)
babyvampire cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.41% of total)
dspbigfan69 cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.27% of total)
goodvibecity cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.27% of total)
washingtonsasquatch cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.27% of total)
bigbausley cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.27% of total)
plagueweilder97 cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.27% of total)
zombiepotatosalad cheered [1] times: $0.40 (avg. cheer of $0.40; 0.22% of total)
gameboy81298 cheered [1] times: $0.30 (avg. cheer of $0.30; 0.16% of total)
divanerasmus cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.14% of total)
lightsidephill cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.14% of total)
seafoodandbutter cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.14% of total)
hyzenthlay_ cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.14% of total)
the_honest_troll cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.14% of total)
kingofhypocrisy cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.14% of total)
eclonic cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.14% of total)
dball3r429 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.14% of total)

Month to date:

Unique cheerers: 408
Total cheers: 2833
Final bit total is: $2218.21
Average cheer: $0.78

Subs: 283 [275@$4.99, 7@$9.99, 1@$24.99, 31 gifted, 121 Twitch subs (42.76%), 158 resubs (55.83%)]
Known sub money is: $705.00
Total Subs (via decapi): 427
Estimated sub money is: $360.00

Twitch range is: $2923.21-3283.21
 
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Are we memeing gravestones

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Yes & its hilarious & I wish it was a DSP Gravetard Tour thread bc pretty much all of these have been making me spit coffee on things.

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Not sure what happened, but according this tweet, dsp upset his lover. Maybe he will break up with her faster than we expected? Anyone knows the details?
https://twitter.com/SpiritAvenged/status/1000228487549145088
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My god, he's like a screaming brat who wants a brand new box of Crayons to finish his especially shitty drawing bc the ones he has are dulled down & he won't be fucked to sharpen them.. some loathesome parent buys him the Crayons just to shut the kid up, & then the kid starts sticking the new Crayons up his nostrils & ass.

And tomorrow, he'll be screaming again that he needs to finish his drahwing.

All he has to do to placate his bottom bitch is spend like 30 seconds pushing some fucking buttons. And he's like "Lel nope, later faggots."

And since we know he's no evil genius, nor adept architect of mental manipulation, this really is how lazy & low-function he is in the face of taking a zero-output measure to secure a reliable monthly source of about, what, $300 free money?

How the fuck did this derp turkey ever make it to adulthood..
 
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