Containment Random Chris Updates

[Buck Mullet]

Is that his baseball bat sticking out?

Lol, it's sheathed like a fucking samurai sword. To be there when he attempts to use it... wonder how long it would take for him to pull it out and hold it defensively. And can you imagine his swing? Pretty confident any able bodied brute male could disarm him of the bat easily if he busted it out. He's better off just screaming "Help!" At the top of his lungs than wielding that bat if he ever feels threatened. He could escalate a benign situation into a dangerous one quickly if he's not careful.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Can't wait to hear how Chris describes tugging on that guy's wiener, and the guy with a chaffed weiner being flattered from all the attention.

Chris is blissfully unaware that the guy standing right next to him would make a better Tomgirl than he ever will. That stubble and desperate grip, though. Chris should be a trashcan because that outfit is garbage, not even garbagé like in France.

 

[Deadpool]

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It's really hard to tell who's the bigger faggot in that pic.

 

[Marvin]

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wondersperg powers, activate!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

wondersperg powers, activate!

Take the form of a man who will never willingly be offered vagina.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Just a reminder that Chris carries around that baseball bat because he thinks that he'll one day need to use it against a troll. So even though he's already met these guys, and they brought him drawings and gifts to his house and he hugged and kissed them... something in the back of his mind told him "bring the bat, they might be trolling you!"

Which is pretty sad when you think about it...

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Just a reminder that Chris carries around that baseball bat because he thinks that he'll one day need to use it against a troll. So even though he's already met these guys, and they brought him drawings and gifts to his house and he hugged and kissed them... something in the back of his mind told him "bring the bat, they might be trolling you!"

Which is pretty sad when you think about it...

I’m going to disagree because it wouldn’t be the first time he’s been in a real life ruse cruise.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I’m going to disagree because it wouldn’t be the first time he’s been in a real life ruse cruise.

well this is why it's sad, because he's been trolled to the point where he thinks the pickle man will show up at any point and steal his new best friends away.
Marvin watch out, he has a bat now!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Which is pretty sad when you think about it...

Yeah, I can just imagine a young cashier about to graduate from college, yelling "JUULAY" at Chris for no reason at all. The only real threat to Chris is Hirtes, no one beside him hates Chris that much, but Hirtes will never get within a mile of Chris' vicinity. No, Chris doxxes himself and then is delusional consequences he could have prevented. One of these days, he'll use it unprovoked just like the mace. Chris never learns, and he also thinks he's entitled to put people at risk by carrying around weapons. I am not saying that other people don't do the same thing, but Chris has less common sense than most.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Yeah, I can just imagine a young cashier about to graduate from college, yelling "JUULAY" at Chris for no reason at all. The only real threat to Chris is Hirtes, no one beside him hates Chris that much, but Hirtes will never get within a mile of Chris' vicinity. No, Chris doxxes himself and then is delusional consequences he could have prevented. One of these days, he'll use it unprovoked just like the mace. Chris never learns, and he also thinks he's entitled to put people at risk by carrying around weapons. I am not saying that other people don't do the same thing, but Chris has less common sense than most.

I feel like you're missing my point... I'm not say it's actually going to happen and Chris will get trolls showing up and beating him up. I'm saying it's sad that Chris thinks this way. It's sad that Chris used the mace as well because he's so paranoid and insane that he thinks people who oppose him deserve to get maced.
I'm not agreeing with his line of thought at all, I find it appalling.

 

[MahFibro!]

One of these days, he'll use it unprovoked just like the mace. Chris never learns, and he also thinks he's entitled to put people at risk by carrying around weapons. I am not saying that other people don't do the same thing, but Chris has less common sense than most.

And therein lays the issue - in CWC's head, he 'was' provoked at that Gamestop (something along the lines of he felt cornered/trapped when the staff approached him and he felt the need to defend himself- even though all they did was ask him to leave the store) So there's no telling what could set him off next time, where he'll end up using that bat on some innocent bystander just because he felt that they were attacking him when nothing of the sort actually happened.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I feel like you're missing my point... I'm not say it's actually going to happen and Chris will get trolls showing up and beating him up. I'm saying it's sad that Chris thinks this way. It's sad that Chris used the mace as well because he's so paranoid and insane that he thinks people who oppose him deserve to get maced.
I'm not agreeing with his line of thought at all, I find it appalling.

He used the mace because the guy was calling the cops, and Chris hates being told what to do. End of story. He even lied and claimed the guy was acting like a rapist.

And therein lays the issue - in CWC's head, he 'was' provoked at that Gamestop (something along the lines of he felt cornered/trapped when the staff approached him and he felt the need to defend himself- even though all they did was ask him to leave the store) So there's no telling what could set him off next time, where he'll end up using that bat on some innocent bystander just because he felt that they were attacking him when nothing of the sort actually happened.

Let's all make more excuses for the baby to feel entitled, so he never has to follow the rules again. This wasn't Michael Jackson and the Paparazzi, this was Chris vandalizing shit and getting caught. No one was yelling Juulay, or you're a gross fag, he simply told Chris to stop it. If he's so triggered by getting caught not following the rules, then he shouldn't be allowed in society.

FFS, what if it had been a kid that triggered Chris after he spotted Chris stealing an MLP toy and threatened to call security?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

We could just upload or embed these screenshots to the CWCki instead of using the quote boxes. I'd help out if I had any idea how to format a wiki article. Don't know how much bandwidth thatdt take though.

An issue with screencaps is the text in them isn't searchable, though that could be offset with descriptive section names. Not sure if the CWCki can embed images, though it can at least link to them.

I've found those monthly pages pretty darn helpful, particularly in going back months or years to events but I suppose the really banal stuff doesn't matter.

Would the chronology be okay as a replacement? Instead of an update linking to Chris's tweet on a social media page, it would go to an archived version of the tweet.

This was the tweet preceding it.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

lol that stupid bat is eventually going to get him into trouble... especially if he crosses into someplace like MD where the laws are different than Virginia.

Would the chronology be okay as a replacement? Instead of an update linking to Chris's tweet on a social media page, it would go to an archived version of the tweet.

Oh sure, I just like there being some way to go back to something approximating a primary source instead of depending on a summary in the wiki or whatever someone might remember.

 

[MahFibro!]

He used the mace because the guy was calling the cops, and Chris hates being told what to do. End of story. He even lied and claimed the guy was acting like a rapist.

Let's all make more excuses for the baby to feel entitled, so he never has to follow the rules again. This wasn't Michael Jackson and the Paparazzi, this was Chris vandalizing shit and getting caught. No one was yelling Juulay, or you're a gross fag, he simply told Chris to stop it. If he's so triggered by getting caught not following the rules, then he shouldn't be allowed in society.

Which is the point we've been trying to make - CWC's attacks against people are entirely unprovoked and unjustified. The only one who thinks differently CWC himself.

Who's to say what the next thing to set him off is (my personal guess is being denied access to a woman's bathroom) - only this time, instead of mace, it's his bat he using on someone who dared to deny him what he wants.

I think the main problem is the courts; the judges that keep postponing his hearings and essentially giving him a slap on the wrist instead of making him face some real consequences for his actions. The least they could give him is a few weeks of community service along with his fines.

Lol, it's sheathed like a fucking samurai sword. To be there when he attempts to use it... wonder how long it would take for him to pull it out and hold it defensively. And can you imagine his swing? Pretty confident any able bodied brute male could disarm him of the bat easily if he busted it out. He's better off just screaming "Help!" At the top of his lungs than wielding that bat if he ever feels threatened. He could escalate a benign situation into a dangerous one quickly if he's not careful.

Never underestimate the power of tard rage. It's a scary thing to witness.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Never underestimate the power of tard rage. It's a scary thing to witness.

With all of the video evidence of Chrissy's physical prowess and coordination, the only way he'd cause harm to someone is accidentally.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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Oh dear he's wearing dungarees, since he's not the type to do any home decorating I'm hoping it's because he heard they're popular with lesbians and isn't aware they're also popular another group, babyfurs.

Chris is blissfully unaware that the guy standing right next to him would make a better Tomgirl than he ever will.

Well yeah but Chris is nearly 40 and I'm guessing that guy is about half his age.

 

[MahFibro!]

With all of the video evidence of Chrissy's physical prowess and coordination, I'm convinc

Imagine all that 'coordination' while he wields a bat. CWC may not be skilled in how to use a bat as a lethal weapon; but the chances are good he could do some real damage before someone overpowers him.

 

[idosometimes]

Chris really has no ideas for the dumb comic at this point. It is all "we hate penus" "love will conquer all" "our gods are oriental cartoon sex objects for creepy weirdos" nonsense. The stories do not go anywhere and somehow still take forever to get there. Of course he does not want to rewrite it all. He has absolutely nothing.

It doesn't matter because these brain scans are 100 percent garbage, it's dumb because these tests are actually being disproven left and right. The brain is extremely malleable, but I seriously doubt a brain bathed in cheeto dust, dr. pepper, testosterone, and recycled semen would resemble anything feminine if there is, in fact, such a thing as a feminine brain. Add autism to that list, and you're basically looking at a damaged/developmentally hampered brain that is probably already atrophying due to lack of exercise, imagined stress, and a terrible a diet.

Someone is forgetting that these stellar individuals are not STEM majors or even attended college (or finished high school) in most cases. They believe in fairy tale nonsense coming from English and Something Studies departments. Chris is really no different than most of them. They accept any idiotic idea that sounds goods because things that they like must be true.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Imagine all that 'coordination' while he wields a bat. CWC may not be skilled in how to use a bat as a lethal weapon; but the chances are good he could do some real damage before someone overpowers him.

I agree, the problem is while Chris isn't typically prone to having sperg outs when he does have one he lashes out on an innocent person (Or sometimes an innocent store display) and he can do a lot more damage with a weapon.

Has Chris ever even been in a real fight? If he wants to toughen up maybe someone should tell him to join his local roller derby team since that seems to be a big thing for troon lesbians right now.