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Chris refusal to get a job makes sense. He would undoubtedly get acted silly to death if they ever hired him.

I'm loving the word filter for w(e)(e)n so much.

Yeah, I can honestly only see him managing self-employment. But even that idea reeks of unrealistic optimism.
 
I'm loving the word filter for w(e)(e)n so much.

Yeah, I can honestly only see him managing self-employment. But even that idea reeks of unrealistic optimism.
He can't even do that. He hasn't made any Sonichu merchandise, can't keep up with Patreon rewards, couldn't keep up with book sales through Etsy, and isn't regularly drawing Sonichu. We got the the interspecies wedding comic after Chris went like 3 months without releasing anything. Commissioned videos and eBay sales are his only way to make additional money right now and those (at least the former though I'm sure he's running out of shit to sell) are drying up.

If Chris actually planned his stories out instead of just shoehorning in whatever his interest du jour is and uploaded a page or two a day (or every couple days) I'm sure he'd be getting a lot more on Patreon and other sales might pick up too.

He could still easily somewhat plan and still have it be the wish fulfillment comic he wants, he just needs to not include every little detail trolls tell him and not write in a bunch of MLP stuff (or shit like Plantet Dolan, but I think that's gone from Sonichu).
 
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Would anyone mind if CWCki pages like this...

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2018_social_media_posts

... are discontinued?

The conversational nature of Twitter makes it a hassle to copy stuff over to the wiki, and there are only a few people who edit it, so stuff has been slipping through the cracks there for a while. Instead, wiki articles can just be updated directly with major updates.

I've found those monthly pages pretty darn helpful, particularly in going back months or years to events but I suppose the really banal stuff doesn't matter.

The problem is knowing when something will spiral into entertainment. Who would have thought the Doopie thing would have gone the way it did?

But if you're asking, that means obviously it's a problem to keep up with it.
 
Would anyone mind if CWCki pages like this...

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2018_social_media_posts

... are discontinued?

The conversational nature of Twitter makes it a hassle to copy stuff over to the wiki, and there are only a few people who edit it, so stuff has been slipping through the cracks there for a while. Instead, wiki articles can just be updated directly with major updates.
We could just upload or embed these screenshots to the CWCki instead of using the quote boxes. I'd help out if I had any idea how to format a wiki article. Don't know how much bandwidth thatdt take though.
 
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Jesus homeboy, stop at the first fucking tweet.

On the plus side, I highly doubt anybody but Chris could come up with all that autistic bullshit, so it's safe to assume he still owns his twitter.

I'm so confused..

So he's either shilling out his Twitter account but still owns & it & those are copy/pastes, or Chrome just came out with an extension that fixes derpy syntax, sentence construction that reads in your (read: my) head like a hyperactive 6yo w a southern accent yelling at you from across a yard, & randomized Proper Nouning?

Those tweets, while brainsmashingly :autism:, seem way too cohesive to have emerged from that dude's brain.

But ultimately, I will defer to the Chrischolars..

I'm loving the word filter for w(e)(e)n so much.

Lololol ohhh okay I'm on the bus now. Read that post 4x & was about to type "Catmat go home, you're drunk." Lololololol.
 
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Since Chris referred to the Nazi troll as the Idea Guy does that mean that he's reading the CWCki or the forum agaon, or is Probable Hobbit or some other idiot feeding him information to get on his good side?

Don't want to go all tinfoil hat here but Chris wasn't aware that Idea Guy was a troll before that tweet, and he suddenly acknowledged Jessica Quinn was a troll around the time he was calling out Hirtes. We know he knows some of the CWC Protect Squad were trolls too and that's when TingsTingz backed off. So my autistic conspiracy theory is that Probable Hobbit is encouraging Chris to do another calling out saga like he did during the tomgirl saga before leaving YouTube.
 
Since Chris referred to the Nazi troll as the Idea Guy does that mean that he's reading the CWCki or the forum agaon, or is Probable Hobbit or some other idiot feeding him information to get on his good side?

Don't want to go all tinfoil hat here but Chris wasn't aware that Idea Guy was a troll before that tweet, and he suddenly acknowledged Jessica Quinn was a troll around the time he was calling out Hirtes. We know he knows some of the CWC Protect Squad were trolls too and that's when TingsTingz backed off. So my autistic conspiracy theory is that Probable Hobbit is encouraging Chris to do another calling out saga like he did during the tomgirl saga before leaving YouTube.
He's definitely reading the forums more, but not as much as we'd think. I think that's because the separate threads make things more digestible.

I think he already knew that Idea guy was a troll, because the Sonichu pages ground to a halt around that time despite him getting to #16, Chris just didn't acknowledge it..
 
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Yeah, you guys are right. Chris can't get a job, he would lose his first job after photocopying pictures of his butthole to give to Magi-chan as an anniversary gift.
 
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Yeah, you guys are right. Chris can't get a job, he would lose his first job after photocopying pictures of his butthole to give to Magi-chan as an anniversary gift.


Not caring what people think of one's poly relationship is the way to go - if the two of the trio were actual living/breathing people.

But, CWC is saying he doesn't care what people think of his poly relationship with his imaginary friends. Again, I find myself torn between laughing over the hilarity of it all, and crying because that has to be the most depressing thing I've ever read.
 
Not caring what people think of one's poly relationship is the way to go - if the two of the trio were actual living/breathing people.

But, CWC is saying he doesn't care what people think of his poly relationship with his imaginary friends. Again, I find myself torn between laughing over the hilarity of it all, and crying because that has to be the most depressing thing I've ever read.
I just laugh and cry at the same time works wonders
 
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