Containment Random Chris Updates

[crayolasword]

Another day another new Patreon page

 

[nvrwastetree]

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Chris really needs to learn to draw profile faces correctly. When nightstar is laying down, it looks like she's wearing a fucking mask. Then you have nightstar's hooves bending the wrong way. Has Chris ever seen a horse outside of MLP???

 

[Quijibo69]

Another day another new Patreon page

Chris is getting one step closer to killing himself so he can be part of Equestria.

 

[MahFibro!]

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Bounty 7, 2017.

Bounty? What month is Bounty?

And only a week or two to get over a relationship? Boy moves fast.

Also got to love how he thinks he can speak for someone else's character.

 

[Silvally]

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"most valuable Unicorn in equestria" Said the Alicorn princess of magic. totally not showing your mega ego Chris are you

 

[dacwcman68]

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Y’all’s is my new favorite contraction now

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

Chris did NOT pass a kidney stone. It's supposed to be one of the most painful things a person can go through. Women that have passed them say its worse than childbirth. I know we say he has a high pain threshold, but there's no way he just nonchalantly passed a kidney stone.

Unless you're totally nerve dead NOBODY can pass a kidney stone nonchalantly.

 

[Mason Verger]

Unless you're totally nerve dead NOBODY can pass a kidney stone nonchalantly.

Painful enough with a straight urethra, now imagine the stone has to bang a hard left on its way out..

 

[Done]

Painful enough with a straight urethra, now imagine the stone has to bang a hard left on its way out..

Tard strength is a debated topic for a reason my dude..

"I had a mildly painful couple of days, but then I realized this morning it was a kidney stone; I just passed my first kidney stone. Better!"
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Kidney_stone

 

[White bubblegum]

And only a week or two to get over a relationship? Boy moves fast

Didn't he get over Pandahalo pretty quickly? Once he accepted he accepted she was dead he moved on to Julie, despite Panda being his True and Honest Sweetheart. I wouldn't expect him to change.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Chris did NOT pass a kidney stone. It's supposed to be one of the most painful things a person can go through. Women that have passed them say its worse than childbirth. I know we say he has a high pain threshold, but there's no way he just nonchalantly passed a kidney stone.

So .. what you're telling me right now, is that it could have been an electric egg..?

 

[Buck Mullet]

Tard strength is a debated topic for a reason my dude..

"I had a mildly painful couple of days, but then I realized this morning it was a kidney stone; I just passed my first kidney stone. Better!"
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Kidney_stone

I've seen a manly musclehead lunk who worked as a bodyguard cry like a baby pleading with God to have mercy while he passed a stone. Chris may have tard pain resistance, but not that much. Methinks Chris was dehydrated and lacking fiber in his diet and shit out a particularly hard turd.

 

[Marvin]

I've seen a manly musclehead lunk who worked as a bodyguard cry like a baby pleading with God to have mercy while he passed a stone. Chris may have tard pain resistance, but not that much. Methinks Chris was dehydrated and lacking fiber in his diet and shit out a particularly hard turd.

I hear they vary in size though. Maybe Chris got one of the pussy ones though?

Though of course, I think the story about the kidney stone came from Chris, and he's an unreliable narrator. There's a solid chance he just described some pain urinating and blood in his piss to his doctor, his doctor mumbled something like "hmm, yeah, might've been a uti, or maybe a kidney stone or something" and Chris took it as gospel.

 

[Chopinpiano]

Tard strength is a debated topic for a reason my dude..

"I had a mildly painful couple of days, but then I realized this morning it was a kidney stone; I just passed my first kidney stone. Better!"
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Kidney_stone

My great grandfather passed one and told me "It's like pissing razor blades!"

I doubt very much Chris really passed one.

 

[asperhes]

Chris is getting one step closer to killing himself so he can be part of Equestria.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I think it's pretty obvious by now that Chris still believes everything Idea Guy told him.
He still thinks Cheeki Breeki is an ancient Cherokee chant, he's still using characters and ideas from Joshua (Cunt Nugget pony and horses eat at Tescos), and he still believes Jessica Quinn was a troll - I mean, she was, but Chris only believed this in the first place because he thought Idea Guy could run a picture of her through a sailor moon kids toy computer to determine if she was a troll or not.
There's been a number of other things, and Chris still believes that his characters can chat with him online... So I really doubt Chris ever found out the truth about Idea Guy.

If someone told him, then he didn't believe them. Chris rarely visits Kiwifarms and I doubt he would have read the 300 page thread where Joshua got doxxed. I don't think Joshua ever owned up and admitted his guilt to Chris, if anything it seems he just stopped talking to Chris, but Chris must still thinks he was talking to John Yamada in CWCville.
Because of this, nothing has stopped other idea guys from showing up and claiming to be Magi-Chan. And if Chris never finds out that nothing "John Yamada" said was true, then he'll always believe that CWCville is just one dimension away...

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mason Verger]

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Jesus homeboy, stop at the first fucking tweet.

On the plus side, I highly doubt anybody but Chris could come up with all that autistic bullshit, so it's safe to assume he still owns his twitter.

 

[MahFibro!]

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I find it interesting that CWC would say that Magi-Chan is gay; but have him readily marry not one, but two females (or one female and one trans woman).

Only in CWCville would a gay man want to be intimate with women - both the organic and artificial sorts. Unless this is CWC's way of saying that transwomen are still men; despite going through the transitioning process?

Edit: Also - 'regardless of differing thoughts or brain patterns; which gender we identify as is nobody's business but our own and those we open ourselves up with'.

Really? Could've fooled me - given how some trans folks are (I'm thinking more the Tumblr crowd who treat transgenderism as a fashion statement).

 

[Idea Waifu]

Either his account was bought and this is a troll or Chris has a really, really bad idea
(Are Bob's guns coming back?)

it's him but the tweets he does are paid, chris is basically a request channel