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Can't wait for a killing spree. :optimistic:

It's schizo, not scizzo, Chris you idiot. Also, it's pretty funny that Chris is starting to use words that we use here, like we en, sperg, and Christory. Also, I don't think Chris would ever try to kill someone, nor does he know how to use a gun correctly, knowing him, it would jam, then he would look into the barrel of the gun to unjam it, ultimately ending in him.shooting himself.in the face. But yes, Chris is starting to lose it, and I'm all for Chris to start randomly throwing death threats at people whom he thinks are trolls.
 
In the far back of my mind/headcannon, Magi-Chan and Cryzel are still represented by some actual bizarre couple who have taken Chris's bent duck in out of retardation.

But everyone else just likes to scream "Idea Guy, Idea Guy!" while I'm always here giving the benefit of the doubt, like I did with Jack Z, Quinn, and even Max from back in the day.

Chris' imaginary poly relationship is for the most part imaginary. The people who have been fucking with Chris more or less played along with it, ie "Oh Magi-Chan told me this." Or "Cryzel is upset with you!"
 
I have to think we're approaching a phase where he believes he's Sonichu pregnant.

And then, he'll pass a kidney stone; and he'll genuinely believe it's a Sonichu egg. Maybe he'll even name it.

some of you guys are okay. Dont come to CWCville tomorrow.

Pay in mind, CWCville is entirely in CWC's head, and he is God there. If he wants certain people in CWCville - they'll be there; whether they want to be there, or not.
 
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Holy shit! Why does Chris look a retarded cartoon criminal?
Yup, let's argue about Chris being gay, forget about his sanity and competence.
 
And then, he'll pass a kidney stone; and he'll genuinely believe it's a Sonichu egg. Maybe he'll even name it.

He already passed one and tweeted about it. Like it is a totaly normal thing to do and to be proud of.
 
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He already passed one and tweeted about it. Like it is a totaly normal thing to do and to be proud of.

I thought he had, already - but couldn't quite recall.

But when he had passed his first one - was he as mentally far gone as he is nowadays?
 
Chris did NOT pass a kidney stone. It's supposed to be one of the most painful things a person can go through. Women that have passed them say its worse than childbirth. I know we say he has a high pain threshold, but there's no way he just nonchalantly passed a kidney stone.
Agree that was back when he was trying to reaffirm his feminity by saying he was having a UTI because they're more common in women, and it's often touted how women can pass a kidney stone with no problem.
 
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That's what I'm getting at, he was acting like it is the most normal thing in the world.

Mind you, his diat does make it more then likely that he could have them.
 
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