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They probably wouldn't even allow him in the kind of place where they sell $20 nachos anyway, because they'd think he was a homeless person with his sweatpants and velcro sped shoes.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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They probably wouldn't even allow him in the kind of place where they sell $20 nachos anyway, because they'd think he was a homeless person with his sweatpants and velcro sped shoes.
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There's no way Jake's paying for the food at a restaurant. He has no actual friends, so it's not going to be with them. Which means the only way this scenario would ever happen is if his mother forces him out of the house to have a nice meal that she doesn't have to prepare, for once. Then Jake takes his 'principled stand' ... and goes to wait in the car. Or more likely, berates his mother until she gives up on her hope of just one night away from the house and making dinner for her ungrateful son and leaves before eating so she can drive Jake home.
I mean, I know he's mentally ill - likely autistic, probably a narcissist and/or borderline, pretty clearly suffering from paranoid delusions - but god, having those problems doesn't give you carte blanche to be a fucking misery for anyone with the misfortune to give a shit about you. Even if this is a fictional scenario that would never happen because peeling Jake away from Twitter and his little hug box of a room only ever seems to happen on his terms, when he wants to go to the mall to see a movie he can Googleshng about.
I mean, I know he's mentally ill - likely autistic, probably a narcissist and/or borderline, pretty clearly suffering from paranoid delusions - but god, having those problems doesn't give you carte blanche to be a fucking misery for anyone with the misfortune to give a shit about you. Even if this is a fictional scenario that would never happen because peeling Jake away from Twitter and his little hug box of a room only ever seems to happen on his terms, when he wants to go to the mall to see a movie he can Googleshng about.
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Yeah, it'd be so crazy for a restaurant to have $10+ salads, apps between $10 and $15, and charge $5 or more to add meat.
Why, no restaurant in Niantic or the surrounding area would do such a thing.
The inevitable, sad conclusion: Jake hasn't gone out to eat to anything better than a sack of fast food in many years, long enough for inflation to be a major shock when he reviews a restaurant menu. No, California (where that menu's from that he's agog at) isn't cheap, but neither is Connecticut. Only the very cheapest dives in Jake's local area have prices any lower than what he's calling exorbitant.
If Jake ever did emerge back into the world at this point, he'd be like Rip Van Winkle coming back into town. He'd marvel at all the "new" things he'd see that have been around for years.
Why, no restaurant in Niantic or the surrounding area would do such a thing.
The inevitable, sad conclusion: Jake hasn't gone out to eat to anything better than a sack of fast food in many years, long enough for inflation to be a major shock when he reviews a restaurant menu. No, California (where that menu's from that he's agog at) isn't cheap, but neither is Connecticut. Only the very cheapest dives in Jake's local area have prices any lower than what he's calling exorbitant.
If Jake ever did emerge back into the world at this point, he'd be like Rip Van Winkle coming back into town. He'd marvel at all the "new" things he'd see that have been around for years.
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It's more likely that he would order the nachos with the five-fiddy beef because mom is picking up the check, so why would he care? He can't commit to wearing shoes or pants that people over the age of 10 wears so him taking a stand and turning down extra shit on his free junk food seems
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Speaking of "new things": has Jake ever mentioned having a smartphone, or does he post entirely from his computer? I sort of wonder if he's still on the same computer he had in 1999. He never mentions anything other than regular landline phones in his Googleshng blog, but those were from way back.
And although it's not conclusive, all the screenshots in his Photobucket:
http://s36.photobucket.com/user/secretgamergirl/library
Are from some sort of PC.
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He's complained about his computer being so old it struggles to run Twitter, but he also plays games on it so it can't be *that* old.
Why would he need a smartphone? He has no friends and can always use the landline or VOIP to make essential calls. If he has a cell phone, I expect it's a relatively cheap pre-paid one which he doesn't even turn on unless he's away from home.
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From 2014 to at least 2016 or May 2017, Jake was presumably using the same laptop which he claimed was barely capable of running Twitter. It was at least recent enough that it was able to upgrade to Windows 10.
I think in the Googleshng posts he was trying to beg for (and got) a new computer to play StarCraft II, which came out in 2010
In 2014, Jake claimed he was using an old Mac with MBs of RAM. I believe he has said he had access to two computers and the other was better, likely his mom's if he didn't mean the laptop.
Jake spent most of 2015-2016 talking about how if only he had a better computer. He told pedophile Nicholas Nyberg that he would be "all over" Overwatch (May 2016 release) if his computer could run it.
Jake did get a new computer (or was lying about how bad his was) at some point later in 2016 as he was playing Overwatch, Heroes of the Storm, and other modern games. I think people called bullshit on his claims about how bad his PC was prior to this based on the games he had playtime with on Steam.
Jake suggests he has access to various phones (read: his mom's) and the only one he owns is an "emergency phone."
Jake said he didn't own a smart phone (not like he would need one) as of October 2016.
http://archive.li/UT4Mr
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I am going to agree with jake for the first time: 19 dollarydos for nachos is obscene.
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To get up and go to the bathroom or go eat some food or do anything during his daily 18-hour Twitter rampages. But apparently not - based on what @Hellfire dug up, if you see him on Twitter it means he is in his chair, at his computer, in his room, always.
Even people with all-consuming Twitter addictions like Brianna Wu at least take it on the road and do other things at the same time, but Jake has apparently burrowed down to an even lower stratum of patheticness.
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Hey, look at that! Page 500! Way to go, Jake!
These other guys said you'd never amount to anything, but me -- I had faith in you, buddy.
These other guys said you'd never amount to anything, but me -- I had faith in you, buddy.
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Meanwhile, Nora REeeeeed still lurks in the mid 300's as a cheap knockoff of Jake. Think Jakey will make it to 1000?
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Aren't taco bell nachos at least $5? Jake has literally referred to himself as a "foodie." 15 bucks for an app isn't particularly expensive if you're not a college student/early adult. No middle aged man who claims to be a foodie would blink twice at prices typical of a mid-range restaurant.
The fact he thinks apps should cost $5 betrays the fact that not only doesn't he ever go to restaurants, but he also doesn't even go to the grocery store- because I doubt I could make those apps at home for that amount.
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He means that the chicken is an extra $5.50 in addition to the base price of the nachos. Expensive? Sure, but not obscene for a hotel in a place with a high cost of living.
What's obnoxious about Jake is how he claims to speak with authority on so many things that even those of us at Kiwi Farms know quite a bit more about that he does-- not only about food and RPGs, but also about actually being trans.
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That is his most annoying trait. I don't have a Twitter account, but when he spouts off like he's an expert on a subject he clearly knows nothing about, I'm tempted to create one so I can tell him, in detail, how and why he's wrong. But it would be like screaming into a hurricane.
What did Rose McGowan say that's got Jake all riled up?
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Like all the women this man stalks, she didn't suck his penis.
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I thought it was playing overwatch with zoe while Jake sits alone in the attic
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I actually think the asexual thing is just a smokescreen to excuse his incredibly creepy behavior towards women. He's too timid to try and actually commit rape, but the way he pined after Zoe was more than him just losing an e-friend. He wanted in her pants. He'd be a sexual predator if he ever left his hovel, so the women of Connecticut should be grateful he's an agoraphobe.
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Instead he just lurks up in the attic. If his mom had children living in that house, Jake would be the monster in the closet they are all scared of