Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[biledriver]

I was really hoping "Jim" would end up being Clay Aiken

 

[Peanut]

I find it fascinating how she seems to be permanently stuck in the early to mid 2000s. The art style, the music choices, the writing (including using song lyrics/songfic), the fashion. Her blog could be from any time between 2005 and now.

Also, I'm curious about how Dahmer groupies handwave his sexuality. They always claim to truly understand him, that if they'd known him they would have been great friends, etc, but they're all pretty happy to toss out the fact that he was gay. Seems like a pretty important part of his identity?...

Another story. It's long. I think it's the worst one yet because it's got everything: putrid writing, kweer sperging, racism, misogyny, the works. It's called Amabilis Insania.

Spoiler

progressive lesson of the day: butch lesbians aren't women
I laughed at 'on the seventh day he lie prone in the bed, this a day where etc,' it reads like a stroke

clusterfuck of a page holy shit

'transitioning to a demiboy'

she is my love!!!

Did she just casually blow past the fact that Leo's mother assaulted three people with a baseball bat to glitch out their memories? it's almost good comedic timing but I presume it's meant to be serious.

"She somehow astrally projected herself into your brain and fixed you" OF COURSE

You can tell someone's a good person when a new friend reveals that they're FtM trans and the person responds with "you guys get it bad, but not as bad as we do."

oh boy. oh man. this dark and rough Barbados/Jamaican woman gon be good

Potent lyrics. Also, he needs permission to lip-synch his own song? What?

Who the fuck is Clay?!
Also, cetesexual: "Someone who is sexually attracted to non-binary people. They are not attracted to cis/trans people"

So he's a physically transitioning female to male demiboy panromantic demisexual drag queen. Christ. Also, it's so painfully obvious that the writer doesn't know dick about drag culture or gay culture as a whole. It's written by like, an alien.
And why is it transphobic for someone to "misgender" him on accident, but it's fine for Donna to make loads of weird sly remarks about how he's not a real man

Despite no previous indications of Donna being racist, we gotta make her unsympathetic even though she's absolutely the wronged party in this situation. "She could tell by the name Gabriela that she was black"?

b-beanie babies

So, Donna's been set up to be unsympathetic by virtue of her inexplicable racism. I have to assume we're supposed to side with Leo (or Clay??), who committed a severe act of domestic violence on his partner, because... kweer politics

Thanks Faye for ducking into the convo

"Science, Gabby had always posited, was the refuge of the insecure and desperate." hmmMMM

Wait, what? That's it? What was Gabriella's job, then? Why did Leo just - what?

 

[NoFeline]

I like how when Leo fondly recalls his friends our first introduction to them is arbitrary labels.

"And singing ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh...."
Hey guys, what's the song that goes like...

"She could tell by the name Gabriela was black."
???
?????????
Gabriela is a hispanic and slavic name, what????????

"You're the one that only wants me because I don't have one. I have a cunt."
Who. Who talks like this. Who tells their partner this. This is a mess.

I was going to say she has never met a black person before but clearly she's never met anyone, period.

 

[Slutpuppies]

So I read half that nonsense and that hoe Gabriella didn't do the one job she had? Did this story have any point?

I love bad cow fiction so much. Maybe if Sapphire stopped trying to make her life self-insert fic it might be better, but that's doubtful.

 

[Peanut]

Another shorter one, the titular I Sold My Soul to Pass. It's pretty inoffensive, but it still sucks, even though the premise feels like it could be interesting or fun in someone else's hands.

Spoiler

Strong opening paragraph.

I'm a self-professed ditzy borderline ABDL... with aspirations of becoming a trans historian

Our author sure does take any chance she can get to use racial and transphobic slurs, huh

Another weird mention of trans women's balls reacting as a fear response, like in the Zika thing.

 

[Leapin_Lizards_98]

I know what you're thinking: why do trans women choose all these little girl names?

I can say with 1,000% certainty that I've never thought that. I am, however, wondering why you can't learn show, don't tell.

 

[NoFeline]

Wow, what a ride that was.

Spoiler: Breakdown Sperg

The character is "from the punjabi region" and was adopted to live in the states but still they're "curry scented" Ok. Racist.
Also it's called Punjab. After her last bit with Gabriela I'm wondering if she should be allowed to write nonwhite characters at all. She clearly can't even do cursory research.
Also I'm pretty sure her comment about transwomen picking little girl names would be considered "transmisogynist".


Rule Number One: Don't reference better works than yours.


Nobody is going to know what Snapchat is in a few years. Also I see she's taking writing inspiration from Unfriended.
All they have to say about the character they're snapchatting with is their name, their gender, and that they're sweet.
They screencapped the messages and sent them to the very nonbinary, and very unimportant Clint, who soyboy gasps at it and is then never mentioned again. Why they were named or given a gender is beyond me.

"It made me laughed[sic]. It felt straight out of the plot of a horror movie." Yeah, we noticed.


She wants $12.99 for this book.


Rule Number One: Don't reference better works than yours.


She already told us two pop culture figures he looks like but now she's gotta go back and say, "no actually what I meant to say was the he looks like the founder of satanism but less bald". He also somehow owns the skull of Sir Francis of Dashwood.

If you have to write "you'd had to have been there to understand" you're not a very good writer.

Also, "She cheesed like she was meeting Zayn from One Direction." ?????????????????
This sounds like its straight out of a Homestuck's ironically bad fanfiction.
The only time that this description would be acceptable, if it was a comedic jab at how painfully normie a character is, but in actuality this is used to describe the gothy chick from earlier, with the pentagram necklace.


Another reminder that Stephanie is almost 30.

"My wrist was healing before my eyes. It was as if it possessed a zipper and was being re-zipped."
I've read Naruto songfics better written than this.

Mentioning songfic after the ritual we're given the first lrics of this story's song.
The opening lines of The Nobodies by Marilyn Manson. Because of course it's Marilyn Manson.

And last of all:

1) That's racist.
2) Mindy Kaling is not cute at all and I'm pretty sure she only referenced her because that's the only Indian actress she could think of.

I Can't Believe I Read the Whole Thing.

 

[edgy username]

Goddamn, I almost cut myself on all the edge in this post.

Now, let the fact that this (wo)man is at least 30 years old sink in. I mean, most genderspecials on tumblr usually grow out of this shit by the time they're 25, but my guess is that this will never melt anytime soon. Until then, she can be her socially inept self and keep us entertained for a long while.

 

[Peanut]

I find it weird that she chose a fedora. It definitely still has that neckbeard stigma.

 

[GrimGram]

I find it weird that she chose a fedora. It definitely still has that neckbeard stigma.

I wonder if she's trying to reclaim it. Or she's just stuck in that mid-2000s mindset of thinking it's cool.

 

[Lady of the House]

I find it weird that she chose a fedora. It definitely still has that neckbeard stigma.

ahem, the proper term for her is legbeard.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Her "garden" is as cringe as the rest of her:

This next one is really funny considering she's admitted she's a virgin:

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

I find it weird that she chose a fedora. It definitely still has that neckbeard stigma.

I wonder if she's trying to reclaim it. Or she's just stuck in that mid-2000s mindset of thinking it's cool.

IIRC it's because of Michael Jackson and her obsession with him.

Spoiler: Still going through her blog but heres a dump of some selfies there's like 50 here and they all suck

she's died her armpit hair once bc of course she has. She also needs to stop using weird colors until she can actually do make up. there's nothing done with them if done right, but just smearing blue on your eyelids and lips doesn't make you a "Fierce NB Queen wreaking havoc on your gender binary"

 

[Meowthkip]

... I beg to differ.

 

[NoFeline]

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Putting toxic dye directly onto your lymph nodes to own the cishets.
Play stupid games, win literal cancer.

 

[Plague Spectrum]

Putting toxic dye directly onto your lymph nodes to own the cishets.
Play stupid games, win literal cancer.

Why the hell do these snowflakes bother doing this? If anything it’ll possibly make her sick. Pits aside, If our favorite ghost fucker wants to wear makeup, she should at least spend a few minutes looking at tutorials. Like Jesus. Eyeshadow isn’t that hard. Can we have a moment of silence for anyone who encounters this snowflake in the wild? It would be absolutely horrific. Anything new on her Ghost fucking, weird ass escapades as of recent?

 

[Privileged Millennial]

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"So?"
Agreed

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Dear gourd, does she just smear whatever eyeshadow is at hand over her lids and calls it fierce???

I notice that shealways seems to be pursing her lips and when she smiles she seems to.... Curl them under a bit? Does she have an overly small mouth? That might be the reason for it.

Also, her works are shit. She really needs to take a few writing classes before she tries to "self publish" anything else. Her wording sucks, the flow of her sentences are choppy at best, and her usage of Neopronouns are like hitting a wall going 60 miles per hour. It is extremely jarring. And the first story she kept us thinking that the Angel was a male? That was the idea I got, then I was confused, was she a male or a female? Then nope. Genderless. Fucking genderless. Ugh.

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

Here's more cringe. She's been this crazy for two years...

I can't be the only one who refuses to believe she gets catcalled

Your biological sex is different from gender identity because women are more likely to contract certain illness as well as dosages for medication may be different. Your biological sex is female and no amount of pretending can change that

I had to see this so do yall

But Richard Ramierez and Jeffrey Dahmer are ok guys

 

[Meowthkip]

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No one has ever liked scary and cute things. Ever. Wow, you're so unique and amazing.

I had to see this so do yall

I feel like her not owning any sex toys explains a lot.