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The Chris Chan Collection: coming to a Dollar General near you this summer. Don't forget to try his new fragrances: Hoard for Women and Don't Call Anybody for Men.
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Who is Kunt Nugget again??
I’m honestly lost on who is who in the pony world.
There’s like three or four Chris characters. There’s Lovely Weather who is Chris’s god bear wife.... who has a person, a pony, and a sonichu character. There’s chris’s Pokémon and sonichu character spouses.... and so much more.
Chris would characterize this shit as Sonichu.... but it’s not. Remember when Chris made Sonichu basically his Mary Sue book? And then he said he was removing himself feom sonichu and that’s why that one girl was mayor for a bit? It’s happening again. Sonichu isn’t sonichu. It’s Chis’s Fetish Life all over again... this time with Pokémon and ponies.
I’m honestly lost on who is who in the pony world.
There’s like three or four Chris characters. There’s Lovely Weather who is Chris’s god bear wife.... who has a person, a pony, and a sonichu character. There’s chris’s Pokémon and sonichu character spouses.... and so much more.
Chris would characterize this shit as Sonichu.... but it’s not. Remember when Chris made Sonichu basically his Mary Sue book? And then he said he was removing himself feom sonichu and that’s why that one girl was mayor for a bit? It’s happening again. Sonichu isn’t sonichu. It’s Chis’s Fetish Life all over again... this time with Pokémon and ponies.
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Point A also applies to Chris' stubborness in life.
MahFibro!
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I take it CWC has never heard of mechanical pencils. Or would popping in new leads be too time consuming for him?
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I don't think it's Hirtes, he constantly accuses us of funding Chris's life, that and I think he bragged once about being able to get Chris's Patreon drawings from some other site too..
Also, he's on a fixed income, so please respect our senior citizens, thank you.
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Does Chris not know that you can still ink over a pencil outline? Or make a sketch by going light on a ballpoint pen?
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MahFibro!
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He's probably considering either as too much work. Best to get everything done in one shot and mistakes, be damned.
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He might know but alas, this is Chris we're talking about. The guy is LAZY as all hell and it's not interested in growing up, ever, in any way.
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That's the same person who's drawing Chris praised just yesterday, he said:
So this artist who Chris respects greatly comes to him with advice to improve his art - but Chris is so lazy to fix his mistakes and clean up pencil sharpenings that he won't even try it.Chris said:Your artwork is fantastic!
I imagine Chris is glad that his made-up CPU goddess religion doesn't consider sloth one of the 7 deadly sins...
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Chris has said so many times that he wants to find a girl that he can build into a sweetheart from the ground up through friendship first.
But all his characters instantly fall in love. They aren’t even friends. They just go straight to love without doing any of the friendship “work”.
But all his characters instantly fall in love. They aren’t even friends. They just go straight to love without doing any of the friendship “work”.
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Idea Guy 2.0, or 3.0, or I don't even know what number we're on now.
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Chris says a lot of shit just because that's what pop culture and society says is the "right opinion to have". He usually either doesn't understand what it means and how to apply it, or just flat out ignores it. Sometimes both.
For example, being "true and honest". Chris thinks it means you should reveal intimate details about your body, sexuality, and bathroom habits to random strangers online. At the same time, he lies constantly about blatantly obvious things, like his weight, exercise habits, cooking skills, etc. when talking to people who were legitimately trying to help him.
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I don’t usually turn down free stuff, but i’m making an exception here
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Kunt Nugget was an idea embedded in Chris by Idea Guy late last year but Chris sort of adopted it as his own and I don't know why.
There is no Idea Guy 3. There was no Idea Guy 2, for that matter.
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I don't know whether I should be happy that there's not an Idea Guy, or dispirited that "mundane" methods still work on Chris even after all that.
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It's Chris, who knows what idea he will randomly latch on. Though I do think that part of Idea Guy's appeal to him was the infusion of new autistic ideas into his autistic fantasy.
Yeah Chris never understood what it's like to fall in love, hence him falling for every
I think that a big part of honest content is that he wants people to believe him when he's telling the truth/lying, so he adds in a detail that makes things more believable and not feel made-up, this is something we all do to an extent, but because Chris lives in a weird autism bubble that's filled with toys and maintained by geriatrics, he doesn't understand that not any detail will work there, and some details are gonna put you in further trouble than you were initially, like, you don't defend yourself from an assault case by citing that you were in another town murdering someone else.
And that's how we got the infamous
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