Dutch Angel Dragons

New rule: no kisses.

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Got2Hands said:
New rule: no kisses.

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Within two years time: DADs cannot fart except on Tuesdays, they are all always afraid of heights and clowns, can't eat brocoli unless it's served with peanut butter and horse radish, they cant understand modern technology except Snapchat and TV but only when it's showing How I Met Your Mother, they must always like all flowers unless they remind me of my ex, they must make horse noises when they wake up and feel hungry but not too hungry but also must have thoughts pertaining to ontology of French literature on their mind, and finally cannot eat cheese unless its holes have are 2 to 5 millimeters wide. If you can't follow these simple rules, I'm sorry but your character is a regular angel dragon.
 
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Cracker Jack said:
Original characters donut steel can be amazingly profitable if you have a shred of marketing skill.
A non-DAD example:
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That is in US dorras, my friend.

It sounds like a cushy life if you can stay out of lame-ass furry drama for five seconds, and don't mind drawing the same bland sideways facing critter over and over and over.
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946USD i assume...
I hesitated paying 800USD for my S&W 629 Classic in .44 Magnum. dear god.
 
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Got2Hands said:
Someone on Furaffinity threw a humongous tantrum over people sexualizing these things.
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Technically they are wrong
If you mod the dutch angel dumplings enough they are TECHNICALLY not angel dragons anymore they are something else. (from what i read from 'dah rulz') So TECHNICALLY aint no one breaking rules because dick/balls/bewbs and other fleshy additives = not a DAD
sooo they just butt hurt because Q_Q ;muh fluffy dragon porn on my FA offends meeeeee~!'

Furries fuck everything, get over it kid. Go back to deviant art
 
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DADs are weird and pointless, one dimensional things created by taking every trait a furry stereotypically finds cute and throwing it together into a fluffy biological disaster. Nothing about them has been thought out, the antlers, the tiny wings, the corgi legs, it's just sensationalized cutesy aesthetics and people eat it up. They're like, a trope, rather than a conceptual species, and I hate that.

All that aside though, I have to say I've literally not once in my entire life seen a DAD oc that has a decent color scheme. All of them are jarring and hard to look at, it's like they've all been specifically designed with the unspoken rule of making it as ugly as all fuck and I don't understand why.
Don't you think someone with some semblance of credibility with design and color schemes would be interested in these things? No? Probably not? Yes Man's expectations are too optimistic for the furry fandom?

Also, I get the association that all of them smell like play-doh and diapers
 
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These fags ruin every Telegram group they're in by shitting it up with sticker spam. Never before have I seen such a sea of low-quality, mass manufactured, autistic stickers. A lot of them are hastily-recolored templates that get posted over and over again. One person will post their dutchie template sticker and then a dozen other people will flood the chat with their character sticker done on the same template.
 
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