Tell the user above you to commit suicide - KYS

You're cool so I expect your sudoku to be nothing but a glorious mess that will be passed down for ages to come. Like if you can vivisect yourself clean with that sword while jumping off an building on to a crowd making sure they get hosed with viscera, that would be baller as fuck.

Agreed on Maddox though, his 1st book slayed me and then he went full exceptional individual.
 
FierceBrosnan said:
You're cool so I expect your sudoku to be nothing but a glorious mess that will be passed down for ages to come. Like if you can vivisect yourself clean with that sword while jumping off an building on to a crowd making sure they get hosed with viscera, that would be baller as fuck.

Agreed on Maddox though, his 1st book slayed me and then he went full exceptional individual.
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Fuck you and that fucking bird. Kill yourself by choking to death on that bird.
 
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Please don’t kill yourself, friend. You will leave a feeling of emptiness and sorrow to those who love you dearly.
 
Jan D said:
Please don’t kill yourself, friend. You will leave a feeling of emptiness and sorrow to those who love you dearly.
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You mind getting back into the egg you came from and then rolling off a cliff for me?
 
1) Go to elevated place like a rooftop or bridge.
2) Tie piano wire loop around head.
3) Attach other side of wire to heavy object with a few metres between you and the object.
4) Glue hands to side of head.
5) Kick object into the abyss.

It'll look as if you ripped your own head off.
Bonuspoints if you manage to dump the heavy object in a way that makes it impossible to find, making your death a mystery.

With a method this good, you don't even need a reason.
 
There is nothing worth living for in today's world. We're probably going to all be dead by the end of next year. Just do it now and go out on your own terms. Remember, sideways for attention, longways for results!
 
do the world a favor and hang yourself with a SNES controller live on youtube
 
Everyone acts in self interest.
Love doesn't exist.
All of our actions are meaningless in every single way.
You will disappear like a drop of water in an ocean.
It's too late for you.
Do yourself a favor.
Just end it now.
 
Mr Fister 2 said:
Everyone acts in self interest.
Love doesn't exist.
All of our actions are meaningless in every single way.
You will disappear like a drop of water in an ocean.
It's too late for you.
Do yourself a favor.
Just end it now.
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I hope you fist yourself so hard you burst arteries feeding your intestines and eviscerate yourself, and then fucking DIE, you bitch!
 
Stop using up important peoples' oxygen. Go eat a bullet.
 
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