Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Well. This disturbs me. You see, I am a level 666 Satanic-agnostic-rastafarian priestess with FOUR spectral lovahs!
I was visiting my demon sugar daddy (Albert Fish) in the astral realm when I found out Sapphire's astral child has been cyberbullying Pubert, my own astral child!
Well, me and my harem of sexy spirit bois (with powerful construction paper sigils in hand) went straight to Beezlebub and got that little shit put on Hell s kitchen duty. Forever doomed to the torture that loudly echoes through his skull "IT'S FUCKING RAW! YOU DONKEY!"
I have also commanded my true spirit love (Tiny Tim) to place a powerful and unbreakable binding on Sapphire so that she may never again shift to her demon-cat-succubus form. She will remain earth bound forever more! Amen
 
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There's something nostalgic about her DeviantArt-tier otherkin OC and her shitty writing that really makes her one of my upcoming fave lolcows. :popcorn:
Maiden-TieJuan said:
I notice that shealways seems to be pursing her lips and when she smiles she seems to.... Curl them under a bit? Does she have an overly small mouth? That might be the reason for it.
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I think she's trying to hide her teeth when she smiles because she does have an overbite.
 
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Oglethorpe said:
Well. This disturbs me. You see, I am a level 666 Satanic-agnostic-rastafarian priestess with FOUR spectral lovahs!
I was visiting my demon sugar daddy (Albert Fish) in the astral realm when I found out Sapphire's astral child has been cyberbullying Pubert, my own astral child!
Well, me and my harem of sexy spirit bois (with powerful construction paper sigils in hand) went straight to Beezlebub and got that little shit put on Hell s kitchen duty. Forever doomed to the torture that loudly echoes through his skull "IT'S FUCKING RAW! YOU DONKEY!"
I have also commanded my true spirit love (Tiny Tim) to place a powerful and unbreakable binding on Sapphire so that she may never again shift to her demon-cat-succubus form. She will remain earth bound forever more! Amen
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That does raise an interesting question. What would happen if some other astral plane-trotting demonkin, say, started a fight or had an affair with one of Sapphire's boyfriends. Would Sapphire dismiss them as a liar? Or would she have to take their word for it, lest she come off as some kind of ableist/misgendering/neurotypifying/Dawkins-type arsehole? And then what could she do about it? Strike back by drawing a sigil at them?
 
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I think we can agree that most NB are people who are plain or ugly, and are trying to get social attention by acting like their just as special as the pretty people. Sapp is all those things but also batshit insane, and heavily compensating for the fact she's about as attractive as marmite with glass in it. Combined with her living in a deluded fantasy land where serial killer ghosts bang you, because nothing with a pulse is interested, and you have a rather fascinating specimen of gender insanity.
 
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Next story, another long one. I like that the format is different from the others, but... well, you'll see. Seems a bit creepypasta-y, almost.

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Cool pronouns that totally don't make this a slog to read. They're also making me hear the story in a Cockney accent.

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Admittedly, the Tumblr posts here read quite a bit like the sort of whiny creative writing exercises you do find on that website.

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Was this an ad break in the middle of the story

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Is the therapist saying the roadblock to getting Devon a house is that there aren't free pads/tampons on the premises? I don't know much about this situation but... I can't imagine that's a real problem, is it? Can't he just live in the men's accommodation and drop by a women's health centre every once in a while?

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Uh-oh. Even though the therapist is being considerate and kind, he slipped up on remembering his patient's insane pronouns. Betting he's either evil or marked for death. If he busts out the racial slurs we'll know for sure.

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He couldn't sleep, so we gave him some Ecstasy. 10/10 druggies.
Haha even the writer couldn't be bothered with the e/ey shit

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again with trans people's genitals in a totally non fetishistic way

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'this therapist' and 'this writer' puts me in mind of 'this troper' stories. If they're his own notes, why is he writing like this.

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proxvir?

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Oh no! Danny's demonic possession turns you into a Tumblr moron!

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Over-explaining the ending just to remove anything interesting about the story, nice one
 
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Heckler1 said:
Sapp is all those things but also batshit insane, and heavily compensating for the fact she's about as attractive as marmite with glass in it.
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I see what you did there.

Also I think you hit the plain nail on the head. She is trying to stand out in the crowd of normies by becoming something/someone decidedly not normal. Making herself part of a oppressed class too.
 
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Maiden-TieJuan said:
I see what you did there.

Also I think you hit the plain nail on the head. She is trying to stand out in the crowd of normies by becoming something/someone decidedly not normal. Making herself part of a oppressed class too.
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It’s kind of silly honestly. In social work circles being a woman or some sort of gay is enough to make you be considered a traditionally oppressed class. She’s making it into a dick measuring contest by having to be the most oppressed snowflake
 
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borbera said:
I really hope she didn't aim to go the therapist/counselor route of social work. No one as unhinged as her should be influencing the minds of people trying to get help. Imagine her telling a fragile person they're actually dogkin or that fuckin Jack the Ripper's ghost wants to bone them.
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Geez, imagine her freaking out if her patient doesn’t respect her demon gender pronouns and otherkin and ghost fucking bullshit. She could fuck up a patient that way, too.
 
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ShortPoppy said:
That does raise an interesting question. What would happen if some other astral plane-trotting demonkin, say, started a fight or had an affair with one of Sapphire's boyfriends. Would Sapphire dismiss them as a liar? Or would she have to take their word for it, lest she come off as some kind of ableist/misgendering/neurotypifying/Dawkins-type arsehole? And then what could she do about it? Strike back by drawing a sigil at them?
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Imagine being cucked by your own serial killer ghost boyfriends you made up in your head. At least we can hope they're being whipped by a demon dominatrix in hell.
 
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