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Whats great about his shitty game speed excuse is that by doing so he's kinda backed himself in a corner. Either what he's saying now is legit but by doing so it means his Evo 4th place win wasn't a legit win or his Evo 4th place was a legit win but if it was, then the game speed thing and people having played on that speed before but not him can't be used as an excuse and he's just shit now. Its a two way street, can't have both.

Well in DSPland he can, he'll say SF30 wins on Super Turbo aren't legit because its a broken port, but for his Evo 4th place win, it still counts as legit because DSP or whatever.
 
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OneDaySon said:
Whats great about his shitty game speed excuse is that by doing so he's kinda backed himself in a corner. Either what he's saying now is legit but by doing so it means his Evo 4th place win wasn't a legit win or his Evo 4th place was a legit win but if it was, then the game speed thing and people having played on that speed before but not him can't be used as an excuse and he's just shit now. Its a two way street, can't have both.

Well in DSPland he can, he'll say SF30 wins on Super Turbo aren't legit because its a broken port, but for his Evo 4th place win, it still counts as legit because DSP or whatever.
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He's already won both ways in his own mind, because he keeps insisting the EVO port was how the game was supposed to work. He's fucking wrong, but that's not stopping him. Hell, I feel kinda sad that there's no way for him to go online on that broken ST-port right now just so that people can have the exact same slowdown edge as he did and still completely fuck him over, because it's just fucking sad listening him explain that people have "played for ten years on PC, so they've got ridiculous advantage because they're used to it." Professional gamers adapt and learn new games really fucking fast. Phil just sucks at everything and he's still virtually the only person who doesn't know it (even some of his paypigs know it and that's why they keep encouraging him.)
 
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He gets less activity than a person with 100 followers. Also thinks all 25k people following him are all real people and not bots.
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He acts like I'd expect a person to act if they thought people followed them for a reason other than to see what stupid shit he's done lately. People that follow him to see what stupid shit he's done lately probably discuss stupid shit he's done in a way other than liking/re-tweeting/replying on Twitter, because that will just get people blocked.

EDIT: DSP Tweeted 50 times between 9:24 AM on June 3 and 1:07 AM on June 4. Not even 24 hours passed, meaning he Tweeted on average over twice an hours. He wouldn't have spend the entire 24 hours awake either. He spams the shit out his Twitter worse than he spams the shit out of his YouTube channel.
 
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Hey Phil, don't get us wrong, there are ways to improve your reach through social media. But these are kinda step 4. You are still stuck on step 1 so it's pointless to tell you the solution. So if someone writes: "Don't be a cunt", this is how to advance.

Being more famous is hard work, there is no magic solution. All the next steps demand you to change everything you falsely believe in and drop your toxic egotistical behavior, actually create positive well received content.

In other words: LUL forget it.
 
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There's no incentive for Swaggins to donate large amounts anymore because he's a mod and he can swing his banhammer around for attention. None of Phil's chat likes him but people notice him since he's always being a cock.

There's no reason for Phil to have modded a whale over someone competent (lol, given his track record) as a mod, since policing his chat isn't hard and GTAS or whatever the fuck is hurting his channel growth.

Hey Phil, a whale will keep whaling for attention, if you give them alternate/cheaper means to be noticed they'll stop whaling. Also if your mod does a touchdown dance every time he bans someone and bans lots of people every stream, they're a shit mod.
 
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Phil gets fuck all attention on his Twitter for the exact same reasons he gets about 10 people talking in his chat:

1. He talks AT people, not with them. He's not interested in a conversation, he wants to tell you what HE thinks, then blocks you if you dont agree with him.
2. He hates his fans. Kinda ties in with point 1, but he can't stand the people in his chat, and only tolerates them because they flick quarters at him. Can't do that through Twitter.
3. He's boring as fuck. He doesn't have any insightful opinions, and he's not witty enough to make a truly funny, shareable tweet. He only really gets attention when he spergs out or says something absolutely retarded, like the shill thing.
 
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Dave not having any friends irl or online is why his mods are always gonna suck. Kekon is a longtime viewer and mod and he was in chat telling people what not to talk about (e.g. LTG vs. DSP) like that's ever going to work. When you have longtime subs asking why people are being banned for relatively innocuous (if a bit trolly, but nothing egregious like "katcomesforltg" or whatever) comments it's a problem at the top, not with chat.

It's like a few months back when Dave was pissed that people were talking about Pizza Hut in chat and not "interacting" with him. "Don't talk about shit like Pizza Hut, talk to me!" Coincidentally this was the same day that the NFL had just announced that Pizza Hut was their new official pizza sponsor, so people are naturally going to talk about that. Especially when the stream is as boring as his.

Unrelated - if your "inputs drop" and/or "don't come out" in offline arcade mode that's your fault, period. Quit mashing!
 
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So something that was particularly annoying to listen to earlier was a segment where the AI Guile in super turbo did a jump in Fierce (which he called jump in kick because he’s blind) into standing fierce into flash kick, then Phil whines and says you can’t do that.

So I tried it and it is totally possible. Part of me wanted to upload a video showing it is possible and tag Phil on Twitter telling him to stop spreading false information, but I thought about it and I would just get blocked and one of his supporters would probably call me a cheater in broken English. Probably not worth going through the trouble in the end.
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I think it would have been a more productive way to try and fish out a response from Phil than most weens pull. If nothing else it makes the people who watch this train wreck laugh even harder when someone puts evidence out there that Phil is full of shit.
 
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Holy shit the delusion is strong. Thousands of people like you? You get less than 500 viewers on stream on a good day, and at least 1/5th of those aren't watching on Twitch.
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Who is he even trying to fool with that tweet, besides himself? His YT is a dumpsterfire that gets no views, he continually has to guilt-trip his fans into giving him more money just so he can supposedly keep his bank account from overdrawing, and where the fuck is he getting "thousands" from? Is he counting detractors, cause I guess we "like" him if liking to watch him fail at life counts.
 
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This hurts my heart a little bit. What we have here is, no was, a decent Street Fighter Turbo player (shitty port etc.) who doesn't realise he's getting older. When Phil gets older into his 60's he's still gonna type out shitty tweets about how hes good at fighting games, by his standards.
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This is kind of something else Ive thought of. I mean he's not good at games but he's also nearly 40. At that age your reaction time is going to be a little worse, and he's talking about playing competitively where people are reacting to frames, you need to have good reaction time, the other good players certainly will. He's kind of aged out of that scene, nobody is "pro" forever, the "pro" career for anything is usually pretty short.
 
I hope someone's mentioned to Phil how hypocritical he's being by trying to call out ST for being "broken" (AKA not like the port he played), when said port was ridiculed and outright boycotted by some big-name FGC players for how poorly balanced and unlike the proper game it was.

Because that's absolutely incredible, how that can make sense in his mind. If only he applied the same level of effort into actual exercise instead of just the mental gymnastics on display here.
 
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