Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

"i work 70 hours a week to try and leave a legacy for my wife and my dog"

:story: Holy fuuuuuuuck!

He wanted to say he was trying to make sure his wife was financially secure in case he dies (not a bad thing) but tried so desperately to play on emotion that it sounds like a dying king who wants to expand his rule for the sake of a Spaniel.
 
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It's amazing how even in a fit of open rage Boogie can't help but throw in a random <3
:lol:

It just shows how absolutely full of shit he is that he acts like his "<3" posts are anything other than him being an incredibly passive-aggressive manchild. Clear proof that he posts that with a clear negative emotional connotation.
 
Seriously, though, if he ever joins the farms I demand he answer what the fuck he did for our country. Valor stealing faggot.

What would you consider to be stolen valor though? I mean, at what point is the stolen valor thing considered so ridiculous as to not be offensive?
 
Those posts are the posts of a man who has never had a life beyond the internet. Lies and whines and disgusting tantrums.

Reminded me of a toddler screaming on the floor, yelling,”I want a cookie” over and over and over, stomping legs and pounding fists. Truly immature behavior, which is annoying enough in a 3 year old, and is awe-inspiring in a 600 lb deathfat. Maybe there was a reason for mommy dearest’s abuse.

He’s a keyboard warrior. He’s never lived a real life so never had real valor of his own.
 
Seriously, though, if he ever joins the farms I demand he answer what the fuck he did for our country. Valor stealing faggot.
He provided tactical cover with his enormous girth, he saved an entire platoon with such daring heroics. He also provided warmth in the cold desert nights, but no one likes to talk about that.
 
It's been [0] days since Boogie fished for sympathy on twitter.

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(He is already craving for cakes lol)

That's not true Boogie, the dog will probably outlive you so you won't die alone, isn't that great? =^) <3 <3 <3
 
It's been [0] days since Boogie fished for sympathy on twitter.

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(He is already craving for cakes lol)

That's not true Boogie, the dog will probably outlive you so you won't die alone, isn't that great? =^) <3 <3 <3

Isn't it always zero days of begging for sympathy for Boogie begging for sympathy since he seems to do it, all day every day?
 
At the end of the "So many bad things" video Boogie announced that he might do a video detailing all the abuse and suffering he ever experienced. Now he realized that this would be way too much for one video, so he plans to do a multi-part series about how bad he truly had it in life. Oh joy.

So here we are with the first episode. Ever wanted to watch a video where Boogie talks about the state of his teeth for 14 minutes?

  • His teeth are in bad shape because of his own dental neglect, SEE, NO EXCUSES, it's all his fault and he owns up to it!
  • However... it's his mother's fault because "dental care was not a thing in our house", he didn't even own a toothbrush as a kid and mom refused to ever take him to a dentist. Bad teeth also run in the family.
  • Tells us his sister has dentures, doesn't want to get into details about her personal life but she lost her teeth due to trauma. But they were bad anyway "so it was kind of a blessing that she got her teeth replaced" this way. Uhm...
  • Boogie had a swimming accident that shattered a lot of his teeth as a kid, trying to brush them later would hurt really bad so he only used mouthwash well into his 30s.
  • When he was 24, his teeth were already in a horrible state. He vividly remembers eating a prime rib at a steakhouse ("it was so delicious") and a tooth "literally disintegrated" while chewing.
  • Today he only has 12-14 teeth left, used to go to a charity organization (Remote Area Medical Volunteer Corps) in his 20s where he had to wait literal days in line to get the worst teeth pulled.
  • He pulled most of his teeth himself using a butter knife and the shaft of an ink pen! :cryblood: :cryblood: :cryblood:
  • Before the surgery his Youtube money couldn't help him with his teeth, his blood pressure was so bad that dentists refused to treat him. But now he delayed it long enough and wants to get implants or dentures soon; "now that I won't die it's not a waste to put teeth in" :optimistic:
  • Words of wisdom: "I should have spent less money on stupid stuff and put more money into my teeth."
 
At the end of the "So many bad things" video Boogie announced that he might do a video detailing all the abuse and suffering he ever experienced. Now he realized that this would be way too much for one video, so he plans to do a multi-part series about how bad he truly had it in life. Oh joy.

So here we are with the first episode. Ever wanted to watch a video where Boogie talks about the state of his teeth for 14 minutes?

  • His teeth are in bad shape because of his own dental neglect, SEE, NO EXCUSES, it's all his fault and he owns up to it!
  • However... it's his mother's fault because "dental care was not a thing in our house", he didn't even own a toothbrush as a kid and mom refused to ever take him to a dentist. Bad teeth also run in the family.
  • Tells us his sister has dentures, doesn't want to get into details about her personal life but she lost her teeth due to trauma. But they were bad anyway "so it was kind of a blessing that she got her teeth replaced" this way. Uhm...
  • Boogie had a swimming accident that shattered a lot of his teeth as a kid, trying to brush them later would hurt really bad so he only used mouthwash well into his 30s.
  • When he was 24, his teeth were already in a horrible state. He vividly remembers eating a prime rib at a steakhouse ("it was so delicious") and a tooth "literally disintegrated" while chewing.
  • Today he only has 12-14 teeth left, used to go to a charity organization (Remote Area Medical Volunteer Corps) in his 20s where he had to wait literal days in line to get the worst teeth pulled.
  • He pulled most of his teeth himself using a butter knife and the shaft of an ink pen! :cryblood: :cryblood: :cryblood:
  • Before the surgery his Youtube money couldn't help him with his teeth, his blood pressure was so bad that dentists refused to treat him. But now he delayed it long enough and wants to get implants or dentures soon; "now that I won't die it's not a waste to put teeth in" :optimistic:
  • Words of wisdom: "I should have spent less money on stupid stuff and put more money into my teeth."
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
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At the end of the "So many bad things" video Boogie announced that he might do a video detailing all the abuse and suffering he ever experienced. Now he realized that this would be way too much for one video, so he plans to do a multi-part series about how bad he truly had it in life. Oh joy.

So here we are with the first episode. Ever wanted to watch a video where Boogie talks about the state of his teeth for 14 minutes?

  • His teeth are in bad shape because of his own dental neglect, SEE, NO EXCUSES, it's all his fault and he owns up to it!
  • However... it's his mother's fault because "dental care was not a thing in our house", he didn't even own a toothbrush as a kid and mom refused to ever take him to a dentist. Bad teeth also run in the family.
  • Tells us his sister has dentures, doesn't want to get into details about her personal life but she lost her teeth due to trauma. But they were bad anyway "so it was kind of a blessing that she got her teeth replaced" this way. Uhm...
  • Boogie had a swimming accident that shattered a lot of his teeth as a kid, trying to brush them later would hurt really bad so he only used mouthwash well into his 30s.
  • When he was 24, his teeth were already in a horrible state. He vividly remembers eating a prime rib at a steakhouse ("it was so delicious") and a tooth "literally disintegrated" while chewing.
  • Today he only has 12-14 teeth left, used to go to a charity organization (Remote Area Medical Volunteer Corps) in his 20s where he had to wait literal days in line to get the worst teeth pulled.
  • He pulled most of his teeth himself using a butter knife and the shaft of an ink pen! :cryblood: :cryblood: :cryblood:
  • Before the surgery his Youtube money couldn't help him with his teeth, his blood pressure was so bad that dentists refused to treat him. But now he delayed it long enough and wants to get implants or dentures soon; "now that I won't die it's not a waste to put teeth in" :optimistic:
  • Words of wisdom: "I should have spent less money on stupid stuff and put more money into my teeth."
Didnt know boogie was born in the uk
Maybe he should search for an english gold digging whore in the uk seeing as how he shares the same bad dental health as that cucked island
 
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