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Uh oh. Yet another AAA (I guess?) game fails to generate enough interest to overtake H1Z1.
 
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Wait, so I'm legit confused about the speed complaint. Isn't SF Turbo what he played the majority of his debut stream? He genuinely dominated that first day, but I haven't seen anyone calling him out for not complaining about it until he started getting pasted a few days later (as in how he blames 'lag' in every match he loses but won't make a single mention of it when he wins a match).

Am I wrong about him playing Turbo the majority of that first stream because, if he was, it seems that makes his complaint of increased speed pretty easy to deem irrelevant (even though others like Maximilian have also said it IS faster) since he seemed to handle it fine the first day, and it seems more the typical case where he does well early on and then tanks when people catch up in the few days after release.
 
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Phil needed to use a different excuse mainly because he chickened out and played offline with bots after getting his shit pushed in and fearing his delusions collapsing. He can't use lag as an excuse when Bot-Ryu beats him like a Ukrainian hooker so he had to make a new excuse or break down into tears.
 
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FallGout said:
If I lived in the US I would send him a PS4 Pro box full of glitter and see how long it takes him to clean it up when it goes everywhere.
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You give Phil too much credit. He wouldn't clean anything up. He'd get his soulmaid to do it.

My autism flared up, though. And I wonder what would one weigh the box with? An emptyish box would be pretty obvious.
 
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You know, I thought for a few days that maybe Swagginz was finally fucking with Phil by withholding money. Instead, he pulls this shit (after claiming to have spent $2000 on 3 pairs of pants) to reclaim the crown of Top Cuck. Oh, and that makes 14 gifted subs already this month. Apparently neither Phil nor his dipshit whales have learned a thing.
 
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I wish swagginz and dave could swap places, I need front row seats to when swagginz finally breaks down and realizes how much money he’s wasted on some 36 year old man online. Like I’m in my mid 20s and if I told any of my friends that I constantly give money to a guy over the Internet like dave they’d laugh me out of town, I can only imagine swagginz life. I also don’t think he’s brave enough to mess with detractors after everything goes south, he grows some balls for about 30 minutes once a month on Twitter before running away back to daddy.

Swagginz if you’re reading this come talk to us about how mean dave is after he swags your ass outta his life.
 
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I feel like there is some potential for Queen Waggs to get their own saga eventually. Their desperate attention seeking behavior is going to eventually cause some kind of scene that thrusts them into the spotlight and lead to a glorious ree. Waggs is a massive bitch, and will take anything Phil says like a true cuck, so the catalyst will have to come from someone other than the Pig Roach
 
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It makes me wish that she was part of the January harvest. It really does make you think how fucked up or sheltered your life has to be in order to give money to someone like Phil, let alone the sheer amount that has been thrown. It really does make me wonder if there is a story there.
 
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He is so full of shit, I was there in the chat tonight, at least 3 quarters of the subs tonight was gifted to reach the goal, the last 10 subs were all gifted, but Phil's fragile ego can't take a hit, nor can he block because ya know, Phil can't Blawk

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He is so full of shit, I was there in the chat tonight, at least 3 quarters of the subs tonight was gifted to reach the goal, the last 10 subs were all gifted, but Phil's fragile ego can't take a hit, nor can he block because ya know, Phil can't Blawk

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His gifted subs are to make up the slow decline of actual subs. I maybe get wanting to see a particular goal, but god damn, he probably has over 40+ gifted subs at this point to get to the goal.
 
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I am so sick of hearing him bitch about the game speed. The game speed in Third Strike Online Edition was fucked up, too. But Phil didn't bitch about it because no one mentioned it.

And even a filthy casual can tell you that a game running faster would make charge characters play easier. You don't have to hold back as long for your specials.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Holy fuckin shit...

Im watching the new Soma video...
...and i read the description, check his youtube page... AND DSP TRULY DID NOT UPLOAD THESE MATCHES! He got soo destroyed he felt... ashamed? Is this a first ever?
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LOL! At 4:21 Phil say's "Blahck!"But if you look at Ken's animation he's clearly in the startup frames of a throw.

"I used to place in tournaments for this game!" Yeah fucking right. If he did, it was in local tournaments against randoms who didn't know what they were doing and I'd guess he didn't make top 8 then either.

One more from me: At 6:58 he say's "Nothing I could do about it!" Actually, he could have done something about it. He could have done Vega's Triangle jump, where you press 3 punch or 3 kick, and that would have gotten him out of that situation. The Honda would have had to have made a read and do sweep or walk up and throw him instead of going for the tick throw. The Triangle Jump is another reason why Vega is top tier because he has a move that lets him out of tick setups without being forced to commit to an unsafe special as a reversal.
 
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Swaggins spends this much money not because he wants to see any content but purely for clout. He spends like hundreds monthly just for clout on a Twitch channel. What.
Does he never heed the warnings others have given that when the money stops coming in, DSP kicks you to the kirb for the new top paypig in town?
 
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PieceofShet said:
Holy fuckin shit...

Im watching the new Soma video...
...and i read the description, check his youtube page... AND DSP TRULY DID NOT UPLOAD THESE MATCHES! He got soo destroyed he felt... ashamed? Is this a first ever?
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It'd be a real shame if this fact circulated amongst the FGC guys. Amazingly Phil's only willing to edit his kahntent when he's trying to avoid looking like a scrub
 
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