Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Had to finally cave and make an account here after the cheesy cucumbers...

Living in the same city as this fucker is a more dystopian nightmare reality than all the pseudo-Orwellian Trump trips the local commies (Lucas included!) are always on about. Again, sadly, the irony of this is completely lost on the guy.
 
The obvious thing to do here would be to take pictures of Lucas and make memes that promote Donald Trump and same age marriages without his consent. Sadly the irony would be lost on him.

A-Logging or not, this would be funny as hell.

There's a certain irony in him talking about mentally healthy kids seeing how crazy he is and seeing that a kid growing up with his genes with his kind of nurturing he'd provide as stay-at-home dad would end up batshit insane itself. If this forum proves anything by looking at lolcows, it proves that the early years are so, so very decisive in how a person will turn out. Of course there are genetic predispositions regarding mental illness but general life success, or rather lack thereof, is certainly often a problem of broken homes. From the guy who shot John Lennon to guys like Dahmer to many of the lolcows here, they all have in common that their upbringing was screwed up in some way.
 
God damn, someone pissed in my corn flakes this morning so let me start this rant out with Lucas being fucking retarded on that god damned 1% shit.

First of all, it's a constant changing group, it was a piss poor economic choice and really got funny when you brought up racial demographics of it secondly, he rants over and over it's the masses fault, you know the 99% that voted Trump in. So who's in control Lucas?

let's pretend only 1% of the population is that rich and in control. So? What's bad? US has over 330 million people that's just the legals citizens. We have according to the Census and ADA 195,722 dentists. Well well less than one percent, should they be the only people in care of mouth cleaning and oral surgery? I don't really need to shit on the 1% meme anymore because it's become so clearly laughable the most ardent commies have slunk away just like the 15/hr min wage both of them have 0 backing or base in any economic school or thought. 0, none. Both are hateful greedy memes at best. When your memes are so shit people who support those ideas run from them, it's time to move on. Lucas is still pushing them lol.

It's extra funny, because he's a sad lonely creepy old man and pushing 3-4 year old leftist memes. He's the creepy old man "hey kids I am a fellow cool kid, how do you like the new rock band fellow kids?" He just does that with Commie shit because he doesn't want to get a job.

Well looks like he managed to go as far as getting an ID and as I mentioned he's not a bright person he's gonna bomb the placement tests. I don't know that schools rule on it but I'm sure he will be in non credit remedial classes. Aside he's batshit insane, social issues etc he's a big ole dumb dumb. Go back a few pages we've literally seen him struggle with adding a one and two digit number. You know soon to be PhD is too fucking stupid to understand carry the one something we learn in 2nd grade if that late.

You can't raise sperm count, you can do things like not be a fucking 400 pound lazy fat ass eating trash all the time to keep it at it's theoretical peak. It's at what it is for a lot of reasons, one of the reason Lucas both can't get a boner and shoots blanks is because he's a fucking whale, seriously he ignores the stress obesity places on you, one of the first things to go is sexual function. The body feels under attack and reproducing is not as high on the list as survival, so it's focused on functioning when you are carrying a second adult male amount around on your organs etc.

He says a 28 year old is too old for him? Nigga is alone, sleeping in a roach motel for retards and junkies one he's soon to be kicked out of and has the nerve to be picky on a girl who's a full decade younger? lol. Lucas is gonna die in a ditch and we are gonna be the only people who notice since his twitter goes quiet. While there are some debates (and lucas loves to cherry pick) the general medical rule is 20-35 is safest for women to reproduce, so she's in the window with a half decade and change to spare, if kids were his real goal who ever this 28 year old is she'd be fine. Also too skinny? lol, nice body shame. We all are allowed to like what we do in body types, but Lucas is a god damn ugly train wreck, most of it his own doing with his over eating. Let's also not forget he doesn't bathe often enough, and that lovely male pattern baldness. Everyone wants to fuck the women George Clooney gets, but aren't George Clooney so you gotta be realistic. Realism and Lucas don't mix so he will still be chasing a 15 year old Brittany spears clone while he gets older, fatter, balder and poorer.

Lucas doesn't even attempt to touch his own issues, if he really cared about well anything other than his pedophila he'd use the services given to him or the amazing offer his family gave him. If you really want kids yea don't be dating a 50+ year old woman. Ok, makes sense.

Has anyone ever poked the retard bear about his stance on adoption? You can get newborns or near and pretending he could and had a partner having a child doesn't ruin your sex life. I just think he needs a work out and those mental gymnastics are all he does.
 
Looks like Lucas is in fact still creeping this thread and also as a bonus he also proved the irony would indeed be lost on him if we used his picture to make memes that he disagreed with.
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No Lucas, we don't all support Trump. I didn't vote for him myself but I can handle sharing a forum with people who may have. This is what your idiocy and delusion has done, you've brought people together from different political affiliations and united them in one thread to ridicule you.

Also it looks like he figured out how to search hashtags on Twitter, searched his name, and ended up replying to a bunch of tweets about himself that were a year and a half old.

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Lucas has one goal, it's making him better off.

I don't care if you are left/right etc. I did not vote for Trump, nor did I vote for Obama. I am one person, I rather eat crow and see America do well than spite a POTUS. Lucas cares about one thing, his tugboat. Trump hasn't cut him off tard bux, Him being nothing more than a leech he should respect and love GET (god emperor trump and yes a meme/joke).

Lucas has one thing he cares about his tard bucks. Most everyone else has more vested in society. Trump has pushed the stock market up, I am getting a bonus from it, in the middle class. I work my ass off, and I see more in my pay checks. Just as much goes to Lucas. He should love Trump he lets people sign his paychecks.

I've stated this before so I'll be short. Kiwis are mixed but we just get labeled as the "enemy". That's fine. Haters can call me a black woman, white man, muslim bi gender etc hater.
 
Guarantee the Community College Arc will be legendary.

I seriously can't imagine him lasting more than two weeks there or his wrangler putting up with the humiliation of walking this manchild to class every day just to have him get socially and educationally castrated for being a fuckin' loon.
 
Guarantee the Community College Arc will be legendary.

I seriously can't imagine him lasting more than two weeks there or his wrangler putting up with the humiliation of walking this manchild to class every day just to have him get socially and educationally castrated for being a fuckin' loon.
The person in the SOFALAW group who claims to have an insider view told the group that nothing he has been saying about going to Community College is true, aka getting his student ID number, placement testing etc etc.
She seems pretty believable, she was keeping people updated when Phoenix House was checking his social media, or when they punished him for using his neighbor's phone.
Apparently he had been trying to apply through SCC's SEER program ("SEER is a supported education and employment program that helps individuals who are recovering from psychiatric disabilities prepare for, gain access to, and sustain participation in post secondary education and vocational opportunities.").
 
I am a close friend of Lucas' and I think what you're doing to him is awful. Lucas wants to become a doctor. He uses pictures of young women to stress his point about a woman's age affecting the quality of her eggs. He tells me he Google image searches "18 year old woman" to find the pictures, which can easily find the picture he uses. You don't know Lucas. Lucas is an intelligent, caring man. The way you all have demonized him for 2 years is absolutely deplorable and unfair to his character. Lucas has almost 11,000 followers on Facebook because he is a wonderful and gentle human being. Kiwi Farms and SOFALAW have hurt him deeply for years in a manner that is unfair. Lucas has not broken a law in 6 years and has certainly never committed a felony. Your acts against him are sickening. You ought to feel nothing, but shame.
 
I am a close friend of Lucas' and I think what you're doing to him is awful. Lucas wants to become a doctor. He uses pictures of young women to stress his point about a woman's age affecting the quality of her eggs. He tells me he Google image searches "18 year old woman" to find the pictures, which can easily find the picture he uses. You don't know Lucas. Lucas is an intelligent, caring man. The way you all have demonized him for 2 years is absolutely deplorable and unfair to his character. Lucas has almost 11,000 followers on Facebook because he is a wonderful and gentle human being. Kiwi Farms and SOFALAW have hurt him deeply for years in a manner that is unfair. Lucas has not broken a law in 6 years and has certainly never committed a felony. Your acts against him are sickening. You ought to feel nothing, but shame.
Quoting for posterity. 2/10. Needs more rage and threats.
 
I am a close friend of Lucas' and I think what you're doing to him is awful. Lucas wants to become a doctor. He uses pictures of young women to stress his point about a woman's age affecting the quality of her eggs. He tells me he Google image searches "18 year old woman" to find the pictures, which can easily find the picture he uses. You don't know Lucas. Lucas is an intelligent, caring man. The way you all have demonized him for 2 years is absolutely deplorable and unfair to his character. Lucas has almost 11,000 followers on Facebook because he is a wonderful and gentle human being. Kiwi Farms and SOFALAW have hurt him deeply for years in a manner that is unfair. Lucas has not broken a law in 6 years and has certainly never committed a felony. Your acts against him are sickening. You ought to feel nothing, but shame.

I actively refuse to believe Lucas has any friends, let alone associates who will let him in MRSA spreading distance, unless you go take a pic with him right now right now right now right now, sir.
 
I am a close friend of Lucas' and I think what you're doing to him is awful. Lucas wants to become a doctor. He uses pictures of young women to stress his point about a woman's age affecting the quality of her eggs. He tells me he Google image searches "18 year old woman" to find the pictures, which can easily find the picture he uses. You don't know Lucas. Lucas is an intelligent, caring man. The way you all have demonized him for 2 years is absolutely deplorable and unfair to his character. Lucas has almost 11,000 followers on Facebook because he is a wonderful and gentle human being. Kiwi Farms and SOFALAW have hurt him deeply for years in a manner that is unfair. Lucas has not broken a law in 6 years and has certainly never committed a felony. Your acts against him are sickening. You ought to feel nothing, but shame.

What exactly makes him a wonderful, gentle human being?
 
Dear sofalaw.

Stop being faggots.

Signed,
Bassomatic.

We mean and very seriously take the hands off approach ppl get doxed banned etc for being weens. You cock jockies are just mad we do better wern watching than you do.

Also this troll is really too lame to even respond to.

I hope his dad gets hit by a bus, on his birthday.

Also lucas is fat and I would not have sex with him.
 
Lucas was treated for MRSA in 2016 with 3 different medications. He has not had an outbreak since then. The infection only spreads if there is an outbreak and there is a high likelihood that if he was treated with the new class of treatments he is no longer a carrier.

Dear sofalaw.

Stop being faggots.

Signed,
Bassomatic.

We mean and very seriously take the hands off approach ppl get doxed banned etc for being weens. You cock jockies are just mad we do better wern watching than you do.

Also this troll is really too lame to even respond to.

I hope his dad gets hit by a bus, on his birthday.

Also lucas is fat and I would not have sex with him.
Your homophobic language probably turns off most people anyway.
 
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